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  • youston
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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #30

MY EYES!!!!


Yeah, whatta letdown. He doesn't look scary at all.  :azn:

  • Ear
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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #31
So, do you and the guy behind you have the same bald spot? hmmm... must be the solvent.  :tongue:

congrats on the power shift too... prepress has a new dark lord.  :toaster:
Quote: Skryber  "FreeHand sucks ferocious porcupine balls!"

I'm a man but I can change, if I have to, I guess...

  • DigitalCrapShoveler
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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #32

So, do you and the guy behind you have the same bald spot? hmmm... must be the solvent.  :tongue:

congrats on the power shift too... prepress has a new dark lord.  :toaster:


Yeah, we got the same bald spot. I usually keep it a lot shorter, but I haven't had the time.

Scary? I had to take a bath finally and lose the Hockey Mask. I got Tweedles watching me.
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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #33
Got a meeting with the Bobs?
Murphy must have been in printing....

  • DigitalCrapShoveler
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  • Mighty Joe's Son
Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #34
Funny, the owner is named Bob. Barely see him. When you DO have a meeting with him, after you feel like absolutely nothing was accomplished, yet you spoke for 20 minutes. He just nods and is probably thinking about pie.
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  • youston
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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #35

Funny, the owner is named Bob. Barely see him. When you DO have a meeting with him, after you feel like absolutely nothing was accomplished, yet you spoke for 20 minutes. He just nods and is probably thinking about pie.


... As are all great men.

  • DigitalCrapShoveler
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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #36
You know not what you say. Hahahahahahah! This guy IS Bill Lumberg. A gay Bill Lumberg, but Bill Lumberg all the same.
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  • Ear
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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #37

You know not what you say. Hahahahahahah! This guy IS Bill Lumberg. A gay Bill Lumberg, but Bill Lumberg all the same.


hmmm.... maybe he is thinking about cake then....
Quote: Skryber  "FreeHand sucks ferocious porcupine balls!"

I'm a man but I can change, if I have to, I guess...

  • DigitalCrapShoveler
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  • Mighty Joe's Son
Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #38
Could be. I am not queer and I don't own the company. So who knows what he thinks. Wait, Youston might know.
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"I look forward to the sweet release of death..." Dave, on behalf of all Prepress

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  • Ear
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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #39

Could be. I am not queer and I don't own the company. So who knows what he thinks. Wait, Youston might know.


But you do like cake and you are now middle management. I suspect you'll come out of the closet soon enough. Not that there's anything wrong with that.  :tongue:
Quote: Skryber  "FreeHand sucks ferocious porcupine balls!"

I'm a man but I can change, if I have to, I guess...

  • youston
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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #40

Could be. I am not queer and I don't own the company. So who knows what he thinks. Wait, Youston might know.


I'll have to ask my boss. Stand by.

  • DigitalCrapShoveler
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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #41
 :laugh:
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"Does it really matter? There's shit in the meat and we're all pink inside. Live a little..." The Gnub

"I look forward to the sweet release of death..." Dave, on behalf of all Prepress

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  • Skryber
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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #42

You will get them. I spent the time to dig them up JUST for you, you're taking these bastards! Is that clear?!?




Aw man! I've always had this image in my head that your workplace looks just like mine. Not even close. I feel dirty.
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  • DigitalCrapShoveler
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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #43
Don't feel ashamed. That is just the prepress pen. The rest of this place is a shithole. Did no one notice the 5.25" floppy hanging on the pillar?
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"Does it really matter? There's shit in the meat and we're all pink inside. Live a little..." The Gnub

"I look forward to the sweet release of death..." Dave, on behalf of all Prepress

Member #285 • OG PH8 • Award-Winning • Population Control Enthusiast • Master of Freehand Jobs • Hater of All • Prodigy of Addition & Subtraction


  • Skryber
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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
Reply #44

Don't feel ashamed. That is just the prepress pen. The rest of this place is a shithole. Did no one notice the 5.25" floppy hanging on the pillar?


It can't possibly look more shit hole than mine. We are missing a floor in the lobby. We just tell people it's under construction. For a few years. People put random shit in my room (the plate room). I'll take pics for you someday.

I see the floppy. Nice touch.  :laugh:
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