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  • DigiCorn
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Looking for Smart Board v3
Want to upgrade from version 1.2 to version 3+

We only have an Ultra 10 RIP (Solaris) so I don't want to push it too hard
Peon/Cog

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."
― Benjamin Franklin

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Re: Looking for Smart Board v3
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I don't have a smart board, but I know a dumb broad you can push as hard as you want.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Re: Looking for Smart Board v3
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 :lmao:
Quote: Skryber  "FreeHand sucks ferocious porcupine balls!"

Quote from: born2print "Well now doesn't that suck petrified possum penis."

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Re: Looking for Smart Board v3
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 :banana:

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Say wha'?  :evil:
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

Member #14 • Size 5 • PH8 Unit 7 • Paranoid Misanthropic Doomsayer • Printing & Drinking Since 1998 • doomed ©2011 david

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Re: Looking for Smart Board v3
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 :tapedshut:
Quote: Skryber  "FreeHand sucks ferocious porcupine balls!"

Quote from: born2print "Well now doesn't that suck petrified possum penis."

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Re: Looking for Smart Board v3
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I don't have a smart board, but I know a dumb broad you can push as hard as you want.
her name wouldn't happen to be "gnubler," would it?
Peon/Cog

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."
― Benjamin Franklin

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

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Re: Looking for Smart Board v3
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I don't have a smart board, but I know a dumb broad you can push as hard as you want.
her name wouldn't happen to be "gnubler," would it?


No way! She's a man, baby, yeah.
Quote: Skryber  "FreeHand sucks ferocious porcupine balls!"

Quote from: born2print "Well now doesn't that suck petrified possum penis."

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Re: Looking for Smart Board v3
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Dude looks like a lady. Or vice versa.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

Member #14 • Size 5 • PH8 Unit 7 • Paranoid Misanthropic Doomsayer • Printing & Drinking Since 1998 • doomed ©2011 david

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Re: Looking for Smart Board v3
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aaannnnd we're back to Steven Tyler. It's a lip thing.  :hello: B B B B B B B B B B B
Quote: Skryber  "FreeHand sucks ferocious porcupine balls!"

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he said lip


BBBBBBBBBBBB
Prepress guy - doin' jobs one at a time

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Re: Looking for Smart Board v3
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Oooop, sorry, wrong thread. I saw "smart" and assumed um... yeah. What?

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B B B B Banister
Quote: Skryber  "FreeHand sucks ferocious porcupine balls!"

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B B B B Banister
B B B B Benny. Benny. Benny and the Jets.
Peon/Cog

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."
― Benjamin Franklin

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

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Fa Fa Fa Face in the palm
Quote: Skryber  "FreeHand sucks ferocious porcupine balls!"

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