No really, I need a job

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gnubler

Quote from: beermonster on July 16, 2010, 05:10:40 AMi need a job too :azn:

skilled drinker, can fuck up cs3, macs, rips, bar stools, ctp, drink dev like there's no tomorrow, can use adobe, drink lager, fall over and NOT break anything - am a good natured drunk and pleasant to be around, and am partial to curry.

main attributes: skin tougher n a tuff skinned thing, plenty of attitude (none of it good), cracking left right combo punch when called for, no kiss ass tendencies (unless she's perty), can supply references when inmate 696969 gets out in 15 years, and eat cucumber sanries on the lawn at buck-pal with her maj liz

main interests: pron, pron, drink, pron, drink, drink, drink and curry - oh and sport - ohh and pron - did I miss anything :rolleyes:

so - any takers? :kiss:

You rip bar stools and drink developer? You're hired, come over.
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Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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ninjaPB_43

Quote from: beermonster on July 16, 2010, 05:10:40 AMi need a job too :azn:

skilled drinker, can fuck up cs3, macs, rips, bar stools, ctp, drink dev like there's no tomorrow, can use adobe, drink lager, fall over and NOT break anything - am a good natured drunk and pleasant to be around, and am partial to curry.

main attributes: skin tougher n a tuff skinned thing, plenty of attitude (none of it good), cracking left right combo punch when called for, no kiss ass tendencies (unless she's perty), can supply references when inmate 696969 gets out in 15 years, and eat cucumber sanries on the lawn at buck-pal with her maj liz

main interests: pron, pron, drink, pron, drink, drink, drink and curry - oh and sport - ohh and pron - did I miss anything :rolleyes:

so - any takers? :kiss:

 :boat:  Hang on, I'm on my way 'cross the pond to burn down several pubs with you after which I'll share this new thing the internet has to offer called Pron. You're going to love it.
People will notice the change in your attitude towards them, but won't notice their behavior that made you change.  -Bob Marley

ninjaPB_43

I found the PERFECT job!!!

http://houston.craigslist.org/lab/1849655247.html


 :huh: really? They pay these people $9.50/hr? I've seen them and thought, "wow, what a waste of that company's money."

Now I think it's an even bigger waste.   :nuclearexplosion:
People will notice the change in your attitude towards them, but won't notice their behavior that made you change.  -Bob Marley

gnubler

Quote from: ninjaPB_43 on July 23, 2010, 04:43:51 PMI found the PERFECT job!!!

http://houston.craigslist.org/lab/1849655247.html

Wow, really? Do you have to wear a clown costume or gorilla suit (not pictured) or are you allowed to wear the miniskirt and let it all hang out.

A few months ago I saw one of those poor fools dressed up in a Statue of Liberty costume and a handful of balloons during tax season, drawing attention to a tax preparation place. The fact that he was a really tall black guy made it worth a picture.
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Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Captain_Type

Quote from: ninjaPB_43 on July 23, 2010, 04:43:51 PMI found the PERFECT job!!!

http://houston.craigslist.org/lab/1849655247.html


 :huh: really? They pay these people $9.50/hr? I've seen them and thought, "wow, what a waste of that company's money."

Now I think it's an even bigger waste.   :nuclearexplosion:
That ad single-handedly explains the exclamation point shortage.
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youston

Quote from: digital@sig-1.com on July 26, 2010, 10:35:20 AMhttp://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1857130949.html <--Jelly Beans!!!!!!

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1855984450.html <-- Rohnert Park is a very nice place near Napa Valley

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1844978313.html <-- for Gnub

With PB in Houston, I'm wondering what the point of this is? Rubbing his nose in it is all I can think of.

ninjaPB_43

Quote from: digital@sig-1.com on July 26, 2010, 10:35:20 AMhttp://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1857130949.html <--Jelly Beans!!!!!!

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1855984450.html <-- Rohnert Park is a very nice place near Napa Valley

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1844978313.html <-- for Gnub

I wouldn't live in California if I was promised a 7 figure salary and daily reach around from a different playmate.  ...Just sayin'.
People will notice the change in your attitude towards them, but won't notice their behavior that made you change.  -Bob Marley

DigitalCrapShoveler

Quote from: ninjaPB_43 on July 26, 2010, 10:47:49 AM
Quote from: digital@sig-1.com on July 26, 2010, 10:35:20 AMhttp://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1857130949.html <--Jelly Beans!!!!!!

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1855984450.html <-- Rohnert Park is a very nice place near Napa Valley

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1844978313.html <-- for Gnub

I wouldn't live in California if I was promised a 7 figure salary and daily reach around from a different playmate.  ...Just sayin'.

Liar. What if we threw in a llama?
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ninjaPB_43

Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on July 26, 2010, 10:50:20 AMLiar. What if we threw in a llama?

Nope. The point was that there isn't an offer good enough. I will NEVER live in California. I will only live here for my wife, and back in NC, period.  :ninja:
People will notice the change in your attitude towards them, but won't notice their behavior that made you change.  -Bob Marley

DigiCorn

Quote from: youston on July 26, 2010, 10:43:00 AMWith PB in Houston, I'm wondering what the point of this is? Rubbing his nose in it is all I can think of.
Nobody's saying he can't move. Sure it's a PITA, but I guess it depends on how badly you want to work. I've relocated several times for work. Plus, if there's any Cali people out there who want to relocate a few miles, there's that too (I'm looking at you, Delooch).
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

DigiCorn

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Quote from: ninjaPB_43 on July 26, 2010, 10:51:47 AM
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on July 26, 2010, 10:50:20 AMLiar. What if we threw in a llama?

Nope. The point was that there isn't an offer good enough. I will NEVER live in California. I will only live here for my wife, and back in NC, period.  :ninja:
Sorry you got Left Coast hang ups. The West Coast is the Best Coast.
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway