Are you only doing prepress at work? Or...?

Started by Made in Taiwan, September 18, 2014, 02:41:57 AM

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DigitalCrapShoveler

Beyond. You know what else is nerve racking? Having the same dumb-ass Sales Puke come in here 5 times in one hour to ask the same fucking question in 5 different ways. I told him next time he comes in, I'm taking a finger.
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Farabomb

Kodak loves you.

That's why I threw those motherfuckers out of our shop.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
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DigitalCrapShoveler

I like Kodak, but whoever throws these palettes together needs to be fucking executed.
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Joe

Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on September 24, 2014, 11:46:43 AMI like Kodak, but whoever throws these palettes together needs to be fucking executed.

Seeing as how they live in China there is probably a decent chance they will.
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DigitalCrapShoveler

Quote from: Joe on September 24, 2014, 11:49:12 AM
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on September 24, 2014, 11:46:43 AMI like Kodak, but whoever throws these palettes together needs to be fucking executed.

Seeing as how they live in China there is probably a decent chance they will.

I wish them god-speed and a painful death.
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born2print

We have the same issues with Fuji.
They are not supposed to stack too many plates per pallette, so what do they do? They double-stack entire skids.
Then our receiving genius lifts them upstairs that way...
Um, we still haven't figured out how to get a forklift up the stairs so would you be so kind as to help break this down? again? just like the last 43fuckingthousand times?
"thanks"
My lips are moving and the sound's coming out
The words are audible but I have my doubts
That you realize what has been said

Farabomb

Never had that problem. Most boxes of plates I've ordered was 5.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job

born2print

Quote from: Farabomb on September 24, 2014, 11:59:14 AMNever had that problem. Most boxes of plates I've ordered was 5.
We do some "bulk-skid-pack" type of thing, which is fine, except they can't even follow their own rules.
My lips are moving and the sound's coming out
The words are audible but I have my doubts
That you realize what has been said

DigitalCrapShoveler

Quote from: born2print on September 24, 2014, 11:56:54 AMWe have the same issues with Fuji.
They are not supposed to stack too many plates per pallette, so what do they do? They double-stack entire skids.
Then our receiving genius lifts them upstairs that way...
Um, we still haven't figured out how to get a forklift up the stairs so would you be so kind as to help break this down? again? just like the last 43fuckingthousand times?
"thanks"


KOdak is supposed to do the same thing. As a matter of fact, this "new" palette configuration is supposed to be an improvement. I can take a level, and rock it back and forth about a good two inches they are bowed so bad. I sent pictures several times and supposedly I have people concerned at Kodakistan. Whatever.
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Joe

I hate handling our plates. The biggest ones are 49 by 58 and if we have to manually load them (because the autoloader is )&#$#%& up again) just imagine trying to manipulate a huge piece of sharp metal in a closet.
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The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

DigitalCrapShoveler

Quote from: Joe on September 24, 2014, 12:02:31 PMI hate handling our plates. The biggest ones are 49 by 58 and if we have to manually load them (because the autoloader is )&#$#%& up again) just imagine trying to manipulate a huge piece of sharp metal in a closet.

One of my favorite things to do.
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Ear

Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on September 24, 2014, 12:05:16 PM
Quote from: Joe on September 24, 2014, 12:02:31 PMI hate handling our plates. The biggest ones are 49 by 58 and if we have to manually load them (because the autoloader is )&#$#%& up again) just imagine trying to manipulate a huge piece of sharp metal in a closet.

One of my favorite things to do.

Right, but I think your machete is thicker than .012"
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Farabomb

I fucking hated GTO plates. 008. Four sided razor blades, those things.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job

DigitalCrapShoveler

Quote from: Farabomb on September 24, 2014, 12:54:51 PMI fucking hated GTO plates. 008. Four sided razor blades, those things.

We have to do AB Dick plates for a customer... those things could slice through just about anything. I cut myself almost every time.
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Ear

Indeed. We use .012 for the heatset but our news web uses .008 plates that are the size of 4-up gto plate (23x36). They suck because not only are they sharp, they are noodly... especially after the notches are punched in them. Fortunately, with auto load and stack, I don't handle them anymore. The press crew gets cut regularly but who cares. :evil:
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