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Standard Low-Impact Web Design Example/Advice...
« on: November 25, 2013, 05:14:46 PM »
Brilliant. Be warned to have your profanity filter cleaned out first...it's getting filled up...

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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2013, 05:18:59 PM »
fuckin' nice!  :laugh:
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Re: Standard Low-Impact Web Design Example/Advice...
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2013, 05:58:04 PM »
I like it.
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2013, 08:09:49 PM »
As a fellow web rager, I like it as much as Joe does.

Shit's lightweight and loads fast
Fits on all your shitty screens
Looks the same in all your shitty browsers
The motherfucker's accessible to every asshole that visits your site
Shit's legible and gets your fucking point across
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Re: Standard Low-Impact Web Design Example/Advice...
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2013, 09:17:06 PM »
If only the people I do sites for felt the same...
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2013, 10:38:52 PM »
I solved that pesky problem. I just kill them and then proceed to build the site in a clean, sensible fashion.
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Re: Standard Low-Impact Web Design Example/Advice...
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2013, 09:37:49 AM »
I like his style

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Re: Standard Low-Impact Web Design Example/Advice...
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2013, 09:54:50 AM »
Bet he built it in notepad.

Had to check the source, stone dead simple.

Oh, if anyone goes to theoatmeal.com, view source, it's quite amusing.
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