Naples/Ft Myers, Florida

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Sabrina The Turd Polisher

Quote from: delooch on May 09, 2011, 09:32:43 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2011, 09:27:03 AMNever understood the fascination most men have with 2 girls at one time. Most men can't satisfy one woman, why the hell would you want 2 pissed off women near you while naked?


wise words... definitely not for the weary
However I do have "MY" fantasy, which is essentially the same as you guys, except switch out the girls for men. I might actually get some satisfaction that way.   :wink:
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gnubler

Is today National TMI Day, or what?
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Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Farabomb

Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2011, 09:38:08 AM
Quote from: delooch on May 09, 2011, 09:32:43 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2011, 09:27:03 AMNever understood the fascination most men have with 2 girls at one time. Most men can't satisfy one woman, why the hell would you want 2 pissed off women near you while naked?


wise words... definitely not for the weary
However I do have "MY" fantasy, which is essentially the same as you guys, except switch out the girls for men. I might actually get some satisfaction that way.   :wink:

Looking to get filled out like an application? I can understand it working out better that way. Most guys could give 2 shits about the others pleasure.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
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Quote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2011, 09:27:03 AMNever understood the fascination most men have with 2 girls at one time. Most men can't satisfy one woman, why the hell would you want 2 pissed off women near you while naked?
Are the girls nekkid?
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Farabomb

Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job

gnubler

Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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youston

My wife's from Ft. Myers, and I worked in Naples for about 6 months. I WILL NEVER LIVE THERE AGAIN! It's a horrible, horrible place, unbearably hot from May - October. Completely different climate from the eastern coast of Florida. Absolutely NOTHING to do after going to the beach gets old (which it does, quickly). About 60% of the population flees the state in late April/early May. The people leaving are replaced by approximately 1,000 times their number in mosquitoes and cockroaches.

Learned just before we moved that the native Americans used the gulf coast of Florida as a huge burial ground, and wouldn't live there because they believed is was cursed. The amount of truly fskd-up crap that happened to us out there on a daily basis gives truth to that belief.
 

gnubler

Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Sabrina The Turd Polisher

Quote from: gnubler on May 09, 2011, 10:32:30 AMFlorida is a cesspool.
So is South Carolina...makes me wonder which one is the lesser of two evils? :undecided:
Bottom line, I need to get out of here, I need a warmer climate and it's closer to my sister.
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Farabomb

You want a warmer climate than SC? how about papua new guinea? 
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job

gnubler

LOL. I heard it's pretty warm in Afghanistan. Kinda dry, though.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Sabrina The Turd Polisher

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Quote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2011, 12:33:21 PMYou want a warmer climate than SC? how about papua new guinea?
The winters are my problem, with my neuro issue winters suck. Anything below 50 degrees, I lose hand dexterity. It sucks. blows.
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Sabrina The Turd Polisher

Quote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2011, 12:33:21 PMYou want a warmer climate than SC? how about papua new guinea?
French Polynesia or Solomon Islands sound real nice to me. I aspire to move to one of them.
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David

I'm looking for a nice deserted island so I can start my own prepress company....   not
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Sabrina The Turd Polisher

Quote from: david on May 09, 2011, 02:18:44 PMI'm looking for a nice deserted island so I can start my own prepress company....   not
who would do a thing like that?  :huh: HA!
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