Naples/Ft Myers, Florida

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David

would you like fries with that?
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DigiCorn

Quote from: Joe on October 21, 2011, 11:57:14 AMSo is this something in the wonderful world of print? Or something on a street corner? Hey, a girl has gotta eat! :laugh:
Quote from: david on October 21, 2011, 11:58:48 AMwould you like fries with that?
Wow. Sex AND fries. One would normally have to go to strip club for that... or maybe a Hooters.

Sabby! You don't have to turn on the red light...
"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

David

Prepress guy - doin' jobs one at a time
www.texasgraphics.com

DigitalCrapShoveler

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Sabrina The Turd Polisher

I'm gonna be barefoot and preggers working at a Stinkos.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

No, I've got a job for another shop in our network. I truly consider myself lucky considering the state of printing these days.  :angel:
(Didn't even have to interview!)
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Farabomb

Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on October 21, 2011, 07:32:27 AMFirst day of work in Naples is November 28th!  :banana: :banana: :banana:
Excito!!

Noon Nov 28th, first post about shit customers and moronic management.  :laugh:
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

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Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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My other job

David

I'll put money on 10am, for first post about moronic and or shitty customers
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www.texasgraphics.com

gnubler

How did you find work so far ahead of time in a foreign city? :colormedumb:
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"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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DigitalCrapShoveler

Quote from: Farabomb on October 21, 2011, 01:09:28 PM
Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on October 21, 2011, 07:32:27 AMFirst day of work in Naples is November 28th!  :banana: :banana: :banana:
Excito!!

Noon Nov 28th, first post about shit customers and moronic management.  :laugh:

1 minute after walking in she'll be bitching about her new douche-bag boss. :laugh:
Bates  •  Vorhees  •  Meyers  •  Krueger  •  Hobbs  •  Lecter  •  Dollarhyde  •  Bateman  •  Gumb  •  Doe  •  Morgan •  Todd •  Kevin •  DCS •  Kasem

"Does it really matter? There's shit in the meat and we're all pink inside. Live a little..." The Gnub

"I look forward to the sweet release of death..." Dave, on behalf of all Prepress

Member #285 • OG PH8 • Award-Winning • Population Control Enthusiast • Master of Freehand Jobs • Hater of All • Prodigy of Addition & Subtraction

DigiCorn

Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on October 21, 2011, 01:53:17 PM
Quote from: Farabomb on October 21, 2011, 01:09:28 PM
Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on October 21, 2011, 07:32:27 AMFirst day of work in Naples is November 28th!  :banana: :banana: :banana:
Excito!!

Noon Nov 28th, first post about shit customers and moronic management.  :laugh:

1 minute after walking in she'll be bitching about her new douche-bag boss. :laugh:
Give her the benefit of the doubt. They'll be nice to her the first day. I think the over-under on the bitching is 9 hours.
"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

Sabrina The Turd Polisher

Quote from: gnubler on October 21, 2011, 01:49:46 PMHow did you find work so far ahead of time in a foreign city? :colormedumb:
I've been working on this since the beginning of September.
I didn't even have an in person interview. He called around the network and asked about my reputation.
I guess I kinda kick ass.  :embarrassed:
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gnubler

Ya, I know what you mean. I'm totally awesome myself. :sarcasm:
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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David

are we kin?    you know, me being awesome an' all, and now you guys too?

 :mrt:

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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delooch

im awesome, but for other reasons..

group hug! :group: