Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on July 11, 2014, 05:57:34 PMWhere's the Gnub with her famous line when you need her?
Doomed?
That's why I got out. I'm in the death business now, and business is pretty good.
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#31
General Prepress / Re: Make no mistake about Typekit
July 14, 2014, 04:16:53 PMDoomed?
That's why I got out. I'm in the death business now, and business is pretty good.
#32
CMS - Proofing - Printers / Re: docucolor 252 won't print 10% or less in type only
March 25, 2014, 10:23:29 PM
Scary shit. I'm out now, but over the last 15 years prepress seemed to be dominated by fat white guys wearing blue jeans. The last shop I worked in has had a string of female prepressers, none of which have lasted more than 2 years (myself included).
Coincidentally, Xerox is a major reason of why I'm now out. From a skilled trade to pushing buttons of insanity.
Coincidentally, Xerox is a major reason of why I'm now out. From a skilled trade to pushing buttons of insanity.
#33
CMS - Proofing - Printers / Re: docucolor 252 won't print 10% or less in type only
March 25, 2014, 12:45:02 PM
Two chicks working together in prepress? Huh?
#34
The Rest... / Re: Fusion Pro VDP job
March 20, 2014, 11:49:23 PM
Um, we've reamed his ass several times. You haven't been around. That fuck is worse than I ever was at the height of my caring about spelling and grammar.
As I've said for years, anyone who refers to themself as a 'guru' is a dick. Case closed.
As I've said for years, anyone who refers to themself as a 'guru' is a dick. Case closed.
#35
The Rest... / Re: Fusion Pro VDP job
March 19, 2014, 09:39:54 PM
Thanks for the posts.
It shows why printing sucks and why modern life sucks, in general.
It shows why printing sucks and why modern life sucks, in general.
#37
Quark Xpress / Re: Wait, people are still using Quark?
March 14, 2014, 12:28:25 PMQuoteBob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
#38
Pressroom / Re: Ink & Paper
March 14, 2014, 12:26:03 PMQuote from: david on March 13, 2014, 05:42:15 PMit's never the paper... LOL
It's always the paper when it comes to copier techs placing blame.
#39
Quark Xpress / Re: Wait, people are still using Quark?
March 13, 2014, 04:35:57 PM
Ew. Way to fuck up a brand new Mac.
#40
Adobe Photoshop / Re: Photoshop Disasters III
March 12, 2014, 01:33:26 PMQuote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on June 03, 2009, 03:17:11 PMI still wear diapers... what's your point? I have a very relaxed pooper. I deal with Management... when in Rome.
gawd I miss DCS.
#41
Adobe InDesign / Re: Anyone using Adobe CC
March 11, 2014, 07:31:48 PM
I'm really not missing prepress. At all.
#42
CMS - Proofing - Printers / Re: One of many reasons why Océ sucks
March 10, 2014, 01:41:22 PM
You should leave a turd here: http://www.ocesucks.com/final-demand-letter-final-demand-for-what/#comments
#43
CMS - Proofing - Printers / Re: One of many reasons why Océ sucks
March 10, 2014, 01:38:17 PM
I love rants and product/service complaints in general. I'll spread the word!
Some peeps beat ya to it!
http://www.ocesucks.com/
https://www.google.com/search?q=Oc%C3%A9+sucks&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=sb
Some peeps beat ya to it!
http://www.ocesucks.com/
https://www.google.com/search?q=Oc%C3%A9+sucks&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=sb
#44
The Rest... / Re: excel hell
March 10, 2014, 01:19:00 PMQuote from: born2print on March 10, 2014, 01:16:49 PMFuck Publisher.
That I can agree with, in any capacity. Especially when it's used for "publishing". :laugh:
#45
The Rest... / Re: excel hell
March 10, 2014, 12:59:45 PMQuote from: DigiCorn on March 10, 2014, 08:07:49 AMfuck excel
I dunno...for spreadsheets & stuff it works great! You know, what it's intended for.