Are you only doing prepress at work? Or...?

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Farabomb

Pushing 300+ hp to all 4 wheels with a strong clutch means something is going to break. I was also doing 2 day track events every other weekend and I drive the car on a daily basis. I beat the shit out of it.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
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Joe

The only time I've seen an issue like that is when the DNS server the ISP is using isn't updating correctly. Try using Google's public DNS servers.
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DigitalCrapShoveler

I only do Prepress work. But that is a BROAD statement, as said before.
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Ear

Recently expanded to include plate room CSI work? :police:
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DigitalCrapShoveler

Goddamn, I hate making plates. I hate putting proofs together as well. All I have done for 2 solid weeks. Plus output, tours, answering stupid questions... they say there is no such thing as a stupid question. I beg to differ.
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Ear

You still "make" plates? You need an auto loader, yo. Makes life awesome.
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DigitalCrapShoveler

Quote from: Ear on September 24, 2014, 11:12:27 AMYou still "make" plates? You need an auto loader, yo. Makes life awesome.

I have an auto-Loader. Kodak keeps sending me palettes that are busted, off balance and skewed. It's been an ongoing thing. I have bitched up a fucking hurricane to them and STILL I get palettes I have to use press shims to balance and level out. It is fucking ridiculous.
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born2print

I made a bunch of plates the last few weeks, as opposed to usual, and it was a bit of a Zen experience. In fact, i reckon it is the easiest job in our shop.
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Ear

Oh man, messed up plates are a bitch. I like to just load the sucker up and let it run. 

Mine come in packs of 50, so I still have to load the cassettes. I can put 100 per cassette and have 5 cassettes in the loader. 500 plates lasts me most of a week, so it's not too bad having to load it. The only thing that could cause a problem is if a pack gets dinged by a forklift, which is rare.
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DigitalCrapShoveler

It's monkey work. I have a monkey to do it, but he was on vacation. I get to fill in.
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Ear

Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on September 24, 2014, 11:22:06 AMIt's monkey work. I have a monkey to do it, but he was on vacation. I get to fill in.

What's monkey work? loading the platesetter once or twice per week? it is 10 minutes of lifting... I consider it a welcome bit of exercise in my otherwise chair-locked day. Don't forget, monkeys can rip doors off cars and other feats of strength. Don't be a weenie.
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DigitalCrapShoveler

Quote from: Ear on September 24, 2014, 11:21:04 AMOh man, messed up plates are a bitch. I like to just load the sucker up and let it run.

Mine come in packs of 50, so I still have to load the cassettes. I can put 100 per cassette and have 5 cassettes in the loader. 500 plates lasts me most of a week, so it's not too bad having to load it. The only thing that could cause a problem is if a pack gets dinged by a forklift, which is rare.

I keep two palettes on the floor. 600 per, and I go through a palette a week, sometimes more. It's easy as shit to load, but when the palettes are dinked, it is a fucking chore and a half. Mainly slip-sheet jams and plates not being picked up. It will run 10, then jam, 5 then jam, 1 then jam and I have to constantly clear it. I've had 3 different techs out here and even wrote to management about the problem... still happens. I'm about ready to drive to Rochester and put the hurt on Mr. Kodak.
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DigitalCrapShoveler

Quote from: Ear on September 24, 2014, 11:25:13 AM
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on September 24, 2014, 11:22:06 AMIt's monkey work. I have a monkey to do it, but he was on vacation. I get to fill in.

What's monkey work? loading the platesetter once or twice per week? it is 10 minutes of lifting... I consider it a welcome bit of exercise in my otherwise chair-locked day. Don't forget, monkeys can rip doors off cars and other feats of strength. Don't be a weenie.

I was talking to Born, simian-boy. MAKING PLATES IS MONKEY WORK. I could find a bum to do it for a bologne sandwich or a pint of ripple.
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Joe

Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on September 24, 2014, 11:16:47 AM
Quote from: Ear on September 24, 2014, 11:12:27 AMYou still "make" plates? You need an auto loader, yo. Makes life awesome.

I have an auto-Loader. Kodak keeps sending me palettes that are busted, off balance and skewed. It's been an ongoing thing. I have bitched up a fucking hurricane to them and STILL I get palettes I have to use press shims to balance and level out. It is fucking ridiculous.

The Chinese don't care.
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Ear

Ok, in that case I agree... making plates is monkey work.

And yea, slipsheet jams are the most nerverackin'.
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