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Topic: Kwikee (Read 4983 times) previous topic - next topic

Re: Kwikee

Reply #15
"What the hell is he doing, printing that from a JPG? Motherf*cker needs to be using TIFF files, dude. My face looks all computery and damn pixelated." - Kenny Powers

Even KP knows more than most "designers" these days.

Re: Kwikee

Reply #16
Sadly, yes.  :shoots_self:
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job

Re: Kwikee

Reply #17


The vendors usually want their artwork and logos to be depicted per their internal standards and Kwikee manages their stuff to ensure proper usage.


And yet I get corporate logos with spot colors as a 72dpi .jpg  :huh:
Those guys sending you that shit are fucks.


Eventually, as SkyNet completely takes over there won't be any vector art left. No need for it.

JPG will rule the tubes.
Is SkyNet anything like SkyBear?
"I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells."
– Richard Pryor

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
― Ernest Hemingway

Re: Kwikee

Reply #18

"What the hell is he doing, printing that from a JPG? Motherf*cker needs to be using TIFF files, dude. My face looks all computery and damn pixelated." - Kenny Powers

Even KP knows more than most "designers" these days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KFbu7ygvNA#
"I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells."
– Richard Pryor

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
― Ernest Hemingway

Re: Kwikee

Reply #19
I presume that show's writing team has an ex-prepresser on its staff? :laugh:
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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