Yeah! Ya wankers!

Hhahahaa 
Taming the one eyed wonder worm

Tapping little Johnny behind the ear?

see also: Bobo's oranges 

That reminds me of a great scene in The Grifters with Anjelica Houston and Pat Hingle.

If that data just isn't available, could you fudge it more generally... like per "page" or per sheet?
Like when workflows are measured... of course we all know not all pages are created equal but it's still a useful metric.

I've always liked the slang phrase: to "throw you a beating"

Oh man, still a God-level mic drop!

YOU DID NOT?!?!?! 

Part of the problem with proofreading is that our brains are great at sorting out jumbled letters into words. I bet you can read this almost as fast as a correct sentence.

A vheclie epxledod at a plocie cehckipont near the UN haduqertares in Bagahdd on Mnoday kilinlg the bmober and an Irqai polcie offceir

Funny, I wasn't familiar with that deal. In fact, when I think of peaches, I think this:

https://youtu.be/3GCrzjVdmSg?t=2

Pound of flesh?
Eye for an eye?

Quote from: pspdfppdfxhd on February 06, 2024, 06:30:05 PMPeach fuzz is gross, it tickles the inside of your mouth when you eat a peach. Yuck.

That's why I like nectarines better (fun fact, nectarines are in fact a hairless variety of peach)
Or I peel them but who has the time?
I heard if you run water on them it negates the fuz but we have determined THAT WAS A LIE!

They can feel it from France too, but there they feel C'est super!

Quote from: pspdfppdfxhd on February 06, 2024, 03:22:43 PMPeach fuzz?

Yeah, it's a few shades lighter tint than molesterstache.