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Joe

October 10, 2013, 01:21:08 PM
Mac OS Sonoma 14.2.1 (c) | (retired)

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Farabomb

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October 10, 2013, 02:04:43 PM
The one positive is he won't see the fist that will be making contact with his face.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
My other job

born2print

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October 10, 2013, 02:14:10 PM
Birth control without harmful hormones  :thumbsup:
My lips are moving and the sound's coming out
The words are audible but I have my doubts
That you realize what has been said

DigiCorn

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October 10, 2013, 02:30:34 PM
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

gnubler

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October 10, 2013, 04:50:04 PM
Quote from: Farabomb on October 10, 2013, 02:04:43 PMThe one positive is he won't see the fist that will be making contact with his face.

Along with the google glass dooshes. I love you.

I swear that will be my first arrest ever. Causing a public disturbance...prolly get tazed over it.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Slappy

#5
October 10, 2013, 07:42:59 PM
A little diddie 'bout black 'n cyan...two reflective colors doin' the best they can.
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