Working from Home / Coronavirus

[Joe]

Relax. It's just printing. Work at your own pace and what gets done gets done. The other stuff can wait in line.

[DigiCorn]

Relax. It's just printing. Work at your own pace and what gets done gets done. The other stuff can wait in line.

ha!

you're new here, aren't you?

[Joe]

No just smart enough to know stressing yourself out isn't worth it. You know what a company does if a worker dies from stress? They hire another sucker.

[Designia(o_O)]

No just smart enough to know stressing yourself out isn't worth it. You know what a company does if a worker dies from stress? They hire another sucker.

100% truth.

[pspdfppdfxhd]

No just smart enough to know stressing yourself out isn't worth it. You know what a company does if a worker dies from stress? They hire another sucker.

In my case the might need 2 suckers.

[Joe]

No just smart enough to know stressing yourself out isn't worth it. You know what a company does if a worker dies from stress? They hire another sucker.

In my case the might need 2 suckers.

No they would hire one at half price of what you cost and blame it on that guy for being stupid. And also blame your dead body for not making it simple enough for any moron to understand how to do it.

[C2V]

Was off for 2 weeks late March out of precaution (Wife works at a Hospital and her direct supervisor (a doctor) travelled and was ordered to stay home, 3 days after coming into work and supervising her and her staff...) so she was ordered off and since we live in the same house so was I.

Went out shopping a few times for essentials and people are morons. They cannot follow simple instructions or GIANT red arrows and do not know what 6 feet is.
To the lady coughing all over the frozen food isle without a mask or covering your mouth with your sleeve... your a gem. Die in a fire.

We are deemed Essential as we do food packaging (among other things)
Came back to 96+ jobs waiting all with a dead line of May 1 to May 6.  ( I am the only prepress person, my co-worker does inks and plates and layouts/impositions)
All the jobs are complex, clipping paths needed on every damn image so Esko can trap the images to the Pantone background or total dumpster fires which need a ton of re-work in order to be salvageable.
Every 3 jobs out 5 more come in... S.O.S   

Working OT most nights just to keep up and keep the 2 presses fed. (for free, Im Salary)

At least the traffic is decent [1 hour 20min commute (each way) trimmed to 50mins]
Gas is cheap too!

Stay Safe and Healthy out there.
Thank God It's Friday.
Time for Whisky!

[DigiCorn]

Trump says you should inject disinfectant to stay safe.



Reminds me of Merv Griffin in the Man with Two Brains

[pspdfppdfxhd]

I just can't believe what comes out of the "donalds" mouth. Pinch me, i think i am dreaming.

[Slappy]

Drumpf says you should inject disinfectant to stay safe.

Well, that's how they fight cancer, according to the Drumpftards on BookFace, so he really smart!

<fast forward 12 hours>
Not so fast, he said he was being sarcastic!

<fast forward another 12 hours>
Wait, no he said he was pulling a prank!

[Skryber]

Drumpf says you should inject disinfectant to stay safe.

Well, that's how they fight cancer, according to the Drumpftards on BookFace, so he really smart!

<fast forward 12 hours>
Not so fast, he said he was being sarcastic!

<fast forward another 12 hours>
Wait, no he said he was pulling a prank!

The tards are the ones that believe the media that translated to that.

[Designia(o_O)]

Drumpf says you should inject disinfectant to stay safe.

Well, that's how they fight cancer, according to the Drumpftards on BookFace, so he really smart!

<fast forward 12 hours>
Not so fast, he said he was being sarcastic!

<fast forward another 12 hours>
Wait, no he said he was pulling a prank!

The tards are the ones that believe the media that translated to that.

Translated this direct quote?
"I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because you see it gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that,"

[Skryber]

Drumpf says you should inject disinfectant to stay safe.

Well, that's how they fight cancer, according to the Drumpftards on BookFace, so he really smart!

<fast forward 12 hours>
Not so fast, he said he was being sarcastic!

<fast forward another 12 hours>
Wait, no he said he was pulling a prank!

The tards are the ones that believe the media that translated to that.

Translated this direct quote?
"I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because you see it gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that,"

He's not talking about injecting disinfectant into your body. NANCY PELOSI said Trump is telling Americans to inject Lysol into their lungs. Is that at all what he said? He's talking about is there may be a way to kill the virus in a similar way that disinfectants do. If you actually translate that to "Americans should inject disinfectants into their body," there's no hope for you.

Dems are GRASPING! And it's entertaining.

[DigiCorn]

Trump, April 23: A question that probably some of you are thinking of if you're totally into that world, which I find to be very interesting. So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light, and I think you said that hasn't been checked, but you're going to test it. And then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you're going to test that too. Sounds interesting, right? And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it'd be interesting to check that. So that you're going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we'll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That's pretty powerful.

Here, Bryan responded to a reporter's question about injecting a cleaner into the body, and Trump backtracked on his previous speculation about an "injection":

ALL I said was Trump said we should inject disinfectant. I got the quote wrong. My bad

[Designia(o_O)]

He's not talking about injecting disinfectant into your body.

"And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside "

Yea, yea he is. He's that fucking stupid.