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Started by rickself, October 06, 2015, 12:06:54 PM

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Fontaholic

Quote from: david on October 06, 2015, 02:52:05 PMthere is no such animal....

all pressmen are lovable, huggable and most of all squeezable.

Especially around the neck...

Cheers,
John the Fontaholic :drunk3:

Joe

Quote from: Farabomb on October 07, 2015, 06:10:07 AM
Quote from: Joe on October 06, 2015, 03:02:22 PMPoor mans hot pink...MAGENTA! :rotf:

But it needs to POP!

Put a metal grid on the floor hooked up to 220 volts where the view it. When they step up to look at it flip the switch. That will make it POP!
Mac OS Sonoma 14.2.1 (c) | (retired)

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Farabomb

Oh, I like that idea. Might work for cranky pressmen too.

One time at the old shop there was a hole in the concrete. We filled it with clear epoxy but after putting a quarter in the hole. I saw many a person bend down to pick it up. The worst one was our stripper/QC guy. He was a good guy but cheap as all hell. I kept in contact with him after I left and eventually he left as well before the place collapsed. He got into the scrap metal/cleanout trade. He got the contract to clean out the shop after it went under.

I have a feeling he got that quarter in the end.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job

Joe

I know some people that would lose their mind over something like that. I mean they would literally not be able to sleep at night. I LOVE IT! I might have to try it at work.
Mac OS Sonoma 14.2.1 (c) | (retired)

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Possum

Might be a good test for prospective employees. Walk the dude by the place a few times. If he keeps trying to pick it up, he forgot that he already saw it or he doesn't learn from his mistakes. Either way, you don't want him.
Tall tree, short ropes, fix stupid.

rickself

The options are endless:
Do the quarter trick in the interview room for prospective hires, seated with their back to the door. Leave the room but watch though the open door;
or in the lunchroom, try Cheetos;
next to the press, a can of PBR.
Rick Self, Prepress Oldie
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Farabomb

You tricky little marsupial.

I like how you think.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job

born2print

Quote from: Farabomb on October 07, 2015, 09:23:57 AMHe was a good guy but cheap as all hell.
That's how copper wire was invented, two guys like this found a penny at the same time.
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but...

Farabomb

How was the grand canyon formed?


One of those dudes dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job

Possum

Quote from: rickself on October 07, 2015, 10:32:43 AMThe options are endless:
Do the quarter trick in the interview room for prospective hires, seated with their back to the door. Leave the room but watch though the open door;
or in the lunchroom, try Cheetos;
next to the press, a can of PBR.

Great opportunities for a hidden video cam also.
Tall tree, short ropes, fix stupid.

born2print

We epoxied a quarter to the sidewalk once back when the shop was on Market St.
Gone the next morning.  :rotf:
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but...

Possum

Any jack hammer marks around the spot?
Tall tree, short ropes, fix stupid.

born2print

Nope, just a note that said "So long and thanks for the crack"
 :sarcasm:

Seriously though, it was just plain gone!
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but...

swampymarsh


Farabomb

Talked to the pressman. We did use a 60% kicker. Ink consumption wasn't much different than any other spot color.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job