Beauty job descriptions looking for workers

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Foozball

Didn't "someone" here once create a job posting, searching for a Blood Sausage position? :popcorn:

Tracy

Foozball! Yes I remember that!

Possum, your boss should of given you a raise a long time ago!

scottrsimons

Quote from: pspdfppdfxhd on June 10, 2021, 02:08:41 AM
The Creative Design Specialist will primarily be working in PowerPoint, Word and Adobe Creative Cloud.
This is the sentence that got me. They talk about creative design but their main apps they list are from the Office variety. Which we all know from working in Prepress, that those are where the high end designs actually come from. Not saying that it can't be done, it's just that very good ones are like unicorns. And when the Adobe CC is listed last, it makes me a bit scared of this creative position.
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Possum

Quote from: Tracy on June 11, 2021, 09:36:54 AM
Foozball! Yes I remember that!

Possum, your boss should of given you a raise a long time ago!

Thanks. I would have settled for a decent manager after the good ones left. The one that's there now wanted me gone for some reason (happy now?) and the owner has been a no show the last several months. We production crew used to think up soap opera names for the place. It's what happens when somebody buys a business they know nothing about and then hire managers with the same level of experience. 

I like thst sentence that says we're here to help. With sll the stuff yhe employee is expected to do how much help you really gonna give?
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pspdfppdfxhd

Here is a line from a job ad i saw recently...

Regularly required to stand; walk; sit; and talk, hear and see.


I figure i qualify for this.

AaronH

Quote from: pspdfppdfxhd on June 19, 2021, 04:00:48 AM
Here is a line from a job ad i saw recently...

Regularly required to stand; walk; sit; and talk, hear and see.


I figure i qualify for this.

Thats just disqualifying blind, deaf, and/or mute people. How rude!
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DigiCorn

Quote from: AaronH on June 24, 2021, 01:00:04 PM
Quote from: pspdfppdfxhd on June 19, 2021, 04:00:48 AM
Here is a line from a job ad i saw recently...

Regularly required to stand; walk; sit; and talk, hear and see.


I figure i qualify for this.

Thats just disqualifying blind, deaf, and/or mute people. How rude!
What about people like me? I'm dumb, practically blind and practically deaf.
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Possum

Somebody will probably file a discrimination lawsuit against them for that ad.
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