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gnubler

January 07, 2013, 01:54:57 PM
We might be getting one. Bossman got an offer he can't refuse.

Anyone have one? Complaints, other than it's a copier? The one we're looking at will be at least 20 feet long with all the finishing blocks on it.
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Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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t-pat

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January 07, 2013, 01:58:13 PM
Quote from: gnubler on January 07, 2013, 01:54:57 PMWe might be getting one. Bossman got an offer he can't refuse.

Anyone have one? Complaints, other than it's a copier? The one we're looking at will be at least 20 feet long with all the finishing blocks on it.

that sounds like a lot of doors to open and close and trays to lower and raise when there's a jam.
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gnubler

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January 07, 2013, 02:00:24 PM
The salesman said it never jams. These newer models are easy & fun to operate.





 :laugh:
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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DigiCorn

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January 07, 2013, 02:02:12 PM
Quote from: gnubler on January 07, 2013, 02:00:24 PMThe salesman said it never jams.
Tell the salesman to come by my house. I need to fertilize my lawn.
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gnubler

#4
January 07, 2013, 02:05:04 PM
When the suits come in I'll ask them if it ever jams and let you know what they say.

It is getting harder and harder to behave myself around them.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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David

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January 07, 2013, 02:10:38 PM
use your smart phone and make a vid, post to utubes, make a million!!!
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t-pat

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January 07, 2013, 02:12:21 PM
Quote from: gnubler on January 07, 2013, 02:05:04 PMWhen the suits come in I'll ask them if it ever jams and let you know what they say.

 :homer:

 :lmao:


 :popcorn:
vdp donkey
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gnubler

#7
January 07, 2013, 02:24:54 PM
I don't use a cellphone but I can turn my iMac toward the copiers and let the cam film endlessly while the suits are here. Of course I will have to edit myself out for security purposes.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

Member #14 • Size 5 • PH8 Unit 7 • Paranoid Misanthropic Doomsayer • Printing & Drinking Since 1998 • doomed ©2011 david

Farabomb

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January 07, 2013, 03:50:28 PM
The fact that I don't have a filter when it comes to salesmen trying to sell us devices is the reason my brother always points them my way first.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

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Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
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