Goodbye, prepress

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Sabrina The Turd Polisher

Heading to the banana latitudes for a career change: pirate's wench and barmaid.

 :grin:
Ambidextrous, Double-jointed Prepress Slave
We all have issues. The only people that don't are the dead ones. ©2011 Joe  |  doomed ©2011 david

Farabomb

That's a upward move if I ever heard of one.  :thumbsup:
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job

jimking

Agree, a self promotion. I'm jealous.  :givebeer:

David

yeah, we're gonna start a "We Hate Sabrina" club as soon as she leaves...

unless we can come with.


Just how big is the boat Sabby?
Prepress guy - Retired - Working from home
Livin' la Vida Loca

DigiCorn

Do you have to be a woman to apply for the job of wench?
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

David

maybe not...  do you look good dressed up as a wench?
can you drink rum?
Prepress guy - Retired - Working from home
Livin' la Vida Loca

Farabomb

The image of corn in a grass skirt and a coconut bra just popped into my head.


Don't know how I feel about that.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job

DigiCorn

Quote from: david on May 09, 2014, 08:17:18 AMmaybe not...  do you look good dressed up as a wench?
can you drink rum?
yes on both counts. but i prefer gin or vodka.
Quote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2014, 08:49:57 AMThe image of corn in a grass skirt and a coconut bra just popped into my head.


Don't know how I feel about that.
if you're conflicted, then why don't you buy me a drink...


sailor
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

David

that's Mr. Sailor to you!
Prepress guy - Retired - Working from home
Livin' la Vida Loca

andyfest

Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2014, 07:36:26 AMHeading to the banana latitudes for a career change: pirate's wench and barmaid.

 :grin:
Just got back from the Dom Rep. I could live there for sure. Heavenly warm ocean breezes and booze - so cheap you can't afford not to drink.  :smiley:
Retired - CS6 on my 2012 gen MacBook Pro

Sabrina The Turd Polisher

Hate me all you want...
But this is a serious change.
I'm getting rid of 90% of my stuff, selling my car, getting rid of my cats :-( and walking into the unknown.
In a foreign land...a place I've never been to.

Everything I've ever known, the things I'm used to are soon to be gone.
I'm just hoping that once I get to the other side, it will be as good as I'm told.

But, I'm totally ready to bartend, be a captain's wench, swim and snorkel!
Ambidextrous, Double-jointed Prepress Slave
We all have issues. The only people that don't are the dead ones. ©2011 Joe  |  doomed ©2011 david

DigiCorn

It's nice you have that luxury. And one of the national languages of Belize is English.
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

David

Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2014, 09:58:34 AMHate me all you want...
But this is a serious change.
I'm getting rid of 90% of my stuff, selling my car, getting rid of my cats :-( and walking into the unknown.
In a foreign land...a place I've never been to.

Everything I've ever known, the things I'm used to are soon to be gone.
I'm just hoping that once I get to the other side, it will be as good as I'm told.

But, I'm totally ready to bartend, be a captain's wench, swim and snorkel!

nah, we don't really hate... just really jealous. I hope it all works out for you and that it becomes all you wish.
Prepress guy - Retired - Working from home
Livin' la Vida Loca

Farabomb

Like David no hate here dear, just jealousy.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job

DigiCorn

Quote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2014, 10:31:10 AMLike David no hate here dear, just jealousy.
What's keeping you where you are?

Just slip away in the dead of night, never to return.

You could be an Unsolved Mystery™
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway