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Joe

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The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

gnubler

Quote from: Joe on August 17, 2010, 08:44:11 PMAnd.......????

Ditto.

Waiting for the gruesome punchline.

Is it naughty & dark? Count me...in.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Joe

Mac OS Sonoma 14.2.1 (c) | (retired)

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

gnubler

Be patient, DCS is on his dinner break. (3 smokes)
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Captain_Type

Is a Sign Business the opposite of a De-Sign Business?
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DigitalCrapShoveler

No punchline. I am trying to find alternatives to taking another Prepress job when my tour is up. I used to work in the sign business, I'm thinking of getting back in. Not doing the same thing, that's where the idea comes in.
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ratintrap

The database for our website apparently spontaneously vaporized yesterday. The owner of the company we use is restoring the site using the most recent backup they have available. The most recent backup is from . . . July 2009. :angry:

That's a year worth of archived news articles down the drain. :banghead:

gnubler

Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

Member #14 • Size 5 • PH8 Unit 7 • Paranoid Misanthropic Doomsayer • Printing & Drinking Since 1998 • doomed ©2011 david


DigiCorn

Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on August 18, 2010, 08:51:06 AMNo punchline. I am trying to find alternatives to taking another Prepress job when my tour is up. I used to work in the sign business, I'm thinking of getting back in. Not doing the same thing, that's where the idea comes in.
Really? Me too. I was a tech rep for Sign*A*Rama... went around showing people how to cut pressure sensitive vinyl, use software, and install those plastic letters on the sides of buildings - didn't do any electrical or neon work. What did you do?
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gnubler

Quote from: digital@sig-1.com on August 23, 2010, 12:37:37 PM
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on August 18, 2010, 08:51:06 AMNo punchline. I am trying to find alternatives to taking another Prepress job when my tour is up. I used to work in the sign business, I'm thinking of getting back in. Not doing the same thing, that's where the idea comes in.
Really? Me too. I was a tech rep for Sign*A*Rama... went around showing people how to cut pressure sensitive vinyl, use software, and install those plastic letters on the sides of buildings - didn't do any electrical or neon work. What did you do?

Are you serious? This is going to sound unbelievable, but I was once offered a job in a sign shop! I'm beginning to think this is beyond coincidental. Me, you, and DCS have some sort of uncanny connection.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

Member #14 • Size 5 • PH8 Unit 7 • Paranoid Misanthropic Doomsayer • Printing & Drinking Since 1998 • doomed ©2011 david

DigitalCrapShoveler

Quote from: digital@sig-1.com on August 23, 2010, 12:37:37 PM
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on August 18, 2010, 08:51:06 AMNo punchline. I am trying to find alternatives to taking another Prepress job when my tour is up. I used to work in the sign business, I'm thinking of getting back in. Not doing the same thing, that's where the idea comes in.
Really? Me too. I was a tech rep for Sign*A*Rama... went around showing people how to cut pressure sensitive vinyl, use software, and install those plastic letters on the sides of buildings - didn't do any electrical or neon work. What did you do?

Electrical and neon work.
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David

another 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.


weird, I like bacon with my eggs.
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gnubler

Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on August 23, 2010, 12:41:41 PM
Quote from: digital@sig-1.com on August 23, 2010, 12:37:37 PM
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on August 18, 2010, 08:51:06 AMNo punchline. I am trying to find alternatives to taking another Prepress job when my tour is up. I used to work in the sign business, I'm thinking of getting back in. Not doing the same thing, that's where the idea comes in.
Really? Me too. I was a tech rep for Sign*A*Rama... went around showing people how to cut pressure sensitive vinyl, use software, and install those plastic letters on the sides of buildings - didn't do any electrical or neon work. What did you do?

Electrical and neon work.

When they tentatively offered me the job, the owner (Ted) said I had to go out with the installment crew and dig a 24 inch deep & round pit in 12 minutes. I was like "no" because I don't dig ditches for $8/hr.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

Member #14 • Size 5 • PH8 Unit 7 • Paranoid Misanthropic Doomsayer • Printing & Drinking Since 1998 • doomed ©2011 david

gnubler

Quote from: david on August 23, 2010, 12:44:05 PManother 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.


weird, I like bacon with my eggs.

My jaw nearly hit the floor when I read this. Hold on now, because I LIKE BACON WITH MY BACON.

Or is that too redundant and cancels itself out into nonexistence?
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

Member #14 • Size 5 • PH8 Unit 7 • Paranoid Misanthropic Doomsayer • Printing & Drinking Since 1998 • doomed ©2011 david