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David

#45
June 18, 2014, 06:29:12 AM
do contractions actually count...

seems to be missing something...

possibly a syllable?


not a haiku master, but I'm doesn't have the umph of I am.

Just sayin'
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youston

#46
June 18, 2014, 07:33:41 AM
Quote from: david on June 18, 2014, 06:29:12 AMdo contractions actually count...

seems to be missing something...

possibly a syllable?


not a haiku master, but I'm doesn't have the umph of I am.

Just sayin'

It's important to remember that some words have fewer syllables in Texas. "Retired" is a 3-syllable word for most of us.

(Of course, some words have more syllables in Texas. In the rest of the country, "God" is only one syllable. I've heard preachers in Texas stretch it out to three or four over the course of the 30-45 seconds it takes them to say the word.)

born2print

#47
June 18, 2014, 09:37:48 AM
They have the largest Christian cross in the Northern hemisphere too!  :cool:
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but...

hotmetal

#48
June 18, 2014, 10:51:41 AM
Quote from: born2print on June 18, 2014, 09:37:48 AMThey have the largest Christian cross in the Northern hemisphere too!  :cool:

Is that the one that fell over and impalled a big adult xxx bookstore? Or did that just happen on Facebook...
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born2print

#49
June 18, 2014, 10:57:58 AM
OMG! I remember there being some warehouse sized adult shop near there...
but I don't think so, the cross I am referring to is all on it's lonesome in a big flat field just South of I-40
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but...

Farabomb

#50
June 18, 2014, 11:39:13 AM
Do they light it up every once and a while just for old time's sake?
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
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born2print

#51
June 18, 2014, 12:18:37 PM
Ouch!  :laugh:
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but...

David

#52
June 18, 2014, 12:40:50 PM
Quote from: Farabomb on June 18, 2014, 11:39:13 AMDo they light it up every once and a while just for old time's sake?
sure, it's party time!!


going to hell for that for sure..
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Joe

#53
June 18, 2014, 12:55:05 PM
Quote from: david on June 18, 2014, 12:40:50 PMgoing to hell for that for sure..

Going? This (prepress) is not it?
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born2print

#54
June 18, 2014, 12:56:13 PM
ain't no party like a Nazi party 'cause a ...


see you there David.
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I should just let them go but...

David

#55
June 18, 2014, 01:00:09 PM
bring some beers...
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Farabomb

#56
June 18, 2014, 01:53:04 PM
I'm quite sure prepress is hell.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
My other job

frailer

#57
June 18, 2014, 02:44:02 PM
Quote from: born2print on June 18, 2014, 09:37:48 AMThey have the largest Christian cross in the Northern hemisphere too!  :cool:

Have driven past a huge one in northern Montana. On top of a hill. We could see it coming for about 5 minutes; couldn't believe how big when we drove past.    :shocked:
But there were a lot more taxidermists than crosses.
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StudioMonkey

#58
June 19, 2014, 04:02:33 AM
We have big cross - shaped things in the UK too.



A few years ago someone dressed it up in a football shirt:



Shearer was a local football hero at the time.
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frailer

#59
June 19, 2014, 05:09:32 AM
If you did that to a big cross in Montana, I imagine it'd be a bullet between the eyes.   :undecided:
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