The CNN 10: Ideas

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Possum

#15
December 24, 2013, 09:19:58 AM
Nah, I just like the idea of a brainless wonder doing my work for me.
Tall tree, short ropes, fix stupid.

gnubler

#16
December 24, 2013, 09:44:07 AM
Find a sales slime, see if it can be trained.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Farabomb

#17
December 24, 2013, 09:44:24 AM
Beat me to it...
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
My other job

gnubler

#18
December 24, 2013, 09:48:45 AM
The only "wonder" about salespeople is how they've gone so far in life being such dicks, without anyone murdering them yet.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Possum

#19
December 24, 2013, 10:03:32 AM
Maybe they have. Maybe that's why the sales slimes change jobs so frequently, harder to hit a moving target.
Tall tree, short ropes, fix stupid.

gnubler

#20
December 24, 2013, 10:12:22 AM
I think it's just because they're dicks who refuse to learn and the second they get the scent of money elsewhere, they're gone.

Usually I'm over the loss in about 1.8 seconds.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

Member #14 • Size 5 • PH8 Unit 7 • Paranoid Misanthropic Doomsayer • Printing & Drinking Since 1998 • doomed ©2011 david

Possum

#21
December 24, 2013, 10:23:26 AM
At one newspaper, they changed so fast, it was like, "So and so just quit." Yeah, and who was that? Didn't even learn their names before they were gone.
Tall tree, short ropes, fix stupid.

gnubler

#22
December 24, 2013, 10:28:32 AM
Doesn't matter...they never remember your name either even though you tell them 50 times.

If you've met or talked to someone at least 3x and can't remember their name, you are a dick.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

Member #14 • Size 5 • PH8 Unit 7 • Paranoid Misanthropic Doomsayer • Printing & Drinking Since 1998 • doomed ©2011 david

Possum

#23
December 24, 2013, 10:34:49 AM
I'm terrible with names, so I guess that makes me a you-know-what.  :hangme:
Tall tree, short ropes, fix stupid.

Farabomb

#24
December 24, 2013, 11:15:33 AM
Sales slime are interchangeable. If they are good they can sell whatever. The one constant I do see with them is that they think people with an actual skill (prepress, bindery, pressman, ect.) are below them. Without the skilled workers, you don't have shit to sell, jackass.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
My other job

Joe

#25
December 24, 2013, 11:18:04 AM
And without them we don't have anything to work on. A necessary evil. :laugh:
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The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Farabomb

#26
December 24, 2013, 11:52:00 AM
This is sadly true.  :shoots_self:
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
My other job

gnubler

#27
December 24, 2013, 12:32:18 PM
I'd pay $100 for a chance to watch DCS interact with his sales slimes for one day. Prolly pee my pants with laughter.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

Member #14 • Size 5 • PH8 Unit 7 • Paranoid Misanthropic Doomsayer • Printing & Drinking Since 1998 • doomed ©2011 david

Joe

#28
December 24, 2013, 12:37:03 PM
Who?
Mac OS Sonoma 14.2.1 (c) | (retired)

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

gnubler

#29
December 24, 2013, 12:45:51 PM
Some guy who used to post here, and also the angriest prepresser in the entire world!

I bet every time the slimy revolving door turns, the new guy is warned about "that bald asshole in prepress" and to stay away. :laugh:
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

Member #14 • Size 5 • PH8 Unit 7 • Paranoid Misanthropic Doomsayer • Printing & Drinking Since 1998 • doomed ©2011 david
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