Useless Co-Worker For Sale

[Ventura_Tom]

I am looking to offload one of my Co-Workers. He is an ex-stripper that does not want to learn anything that has to do with computers, yet he works on one everyday. He is really old and set in his ways. Never asks questions, and like to bounce every job because he can't figure it out. Any offer accepted.

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

Make that two for sale. Mine is younger, and knows the computer, he just specializes in gaming and movies. He is lazy and worthless, but takes up breathing room like a professional. He would be great for tour fodder, or upping your employee count without actually raising production. He is referred to by his Christian name, Blood Sausage.

[LoganBlade]

Take mine 20+ years and 6 or 7 years here and still asking if our house 60# accent is uncoated. Just take him i am tired of holding his hand.

[Ear]

He is referred to by his Christian name, Blood Sausage.

haaaaaahahahaaaaaaa  :laugh:

[doubting_thomas]

All filled up here. Don't need any more, kthxbye.

[gnubler]

Make that two for sale. Mine is younger, and knows the computer, he just specializes in gaming and movies. He is lazy and worthless, but takes up breathing room like a professional. He would be great for tour fodder, or upping your employee count without actually raising production. He is referred to by his Christian name, Blood Sausage.

Apparently your blood sausage is the long lost twin brother of my coworker - knows her shit and does a great job - when she's there. Always the good ole "my kids are sick" excuse, like a neverending merry-go-round of malaise and virii. The company could save $25K a year if she wasn't there, and we wouldn't miss a beat.

[Rabid]

Nope, don't want any of them. 14 people let go on April 1st! Including a whole pile of wasted skin.

[Gutnbg]

I thought by now someone would have at least worked out a good trade.  :tongue:

[beck]

Tom,

I have an EXACT duplicte here we can package up as a "2 fer 1" Sale.

Jeez, and I thought after they made the one here they broke the mold...I guess not.

beck

[Joe]

I'd just like to say all of my co-workers are great and I appreciate every day I get to spend with them.

[G_Town]

I'd just like to say all of my co-workers are great and I appreciate every day I get to spend with them.

uh huh, whats the weather like there in fantasy land :rolleyes:

on a positive note they finally set the 3rd shift guy loose, sucks that me and 2nd have to cover for him but it beats rookie mistakes getting to the press from someone thats supposedly a "pro".

Ya know it would be one thing if the guy was struggling and asking for help and was a little humble but that doosh thought he was Gods gift to printing.

[Adriano]

I'd just like to say all of my co-workers are great and I appreciate every day I get to spend with them.

Same here
I work with great people, always there to help if you need.
No kidding
I am proud of working with my mates :cheesy: :cheesy:

[Gutnbg]

I'm with Joe and Adriano. The other shifts are not as lucky, but ours is.

Weather is ok today, but it has sucked most of the year.

[ninjaPB_43]

I need a useless co-worker..  how much?  free you say?..   you pay shipping and I'll give'em a chair and a wall to stare at..    :laugh:

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

Funny... Blood Sausage came up with this "idea" all on his ownsome, changing the 3 Prep guys schedules to accommodate a 4 day week. I am all for it. I will get to work one day less, and still drive in hours that are non-traffic, maximizing my time. Prep guy #2 says to me yesterday. "Hey, how 'bout we go to the boss, and tell him, to save the company money, instead of having 3 guys do 4 days, how 'bout 2 guys doing 5? He was referring to axing the Blood Sausage. Prep guy #2 has been here about 6 months and sits next to old Jimmy Dean. Hahaha

What I had to tell him was, "Dude, I know this sucks, but the Sausage in UNTOUCHABLE!" He's a Starfish Sucker through and through. Besides, he is a highly valued member of the Neilson Community, don't you know the stake of every TV show you watch is in his hands! Leave him be for Christ sake!