Useless Co-Worker For Sale

[gnubler]

I like my present boss as well. I basically like everyone that works in my company - even the salespeople are cool! Except for the hot-tempered bigot...mostly he just amuses us all. This is one of the most laid back companies I've ever worked with and it makes all the difference. I could sit here wearing pajamas and flip flops and drink a beer at my desk (after 5pm only) and they wouldn't care.

[tapdn]

I like my present boss as well. I basically like everyone that works in my company - even the salespeople are cool! Except for the hot-tempered bigot...mostly he just amuses us all. This is one of the most laid back companies I've ever worked with and it makes all the difference. I could sit here wearing pajamas and flip flops and drink a beer at my desk (after 5pm only) and they wouldn't care.

Gawd Squirellgyrl you going all soft on us?! First the sunshine and light avatar and now the admission that you actually like your coworkers!    :wink:

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

I still hate everyone more than Gnub. Now I have proof.

[gnubler]

It's not sunshine and light...it's a UNICORN. And unicorns kick ass.

Perhaps I "misspoke"...the majority of my colleagues apparently have brains and are unusually cynical - hence, we all get along. Tolerance.

I do, however, have a blood sausage right beside me who, like someone else mentioned on another thread, spends at least 4 hours a day yakking on personal cell phonecalls. It's hard to work when someone beside you is shouting at one of the baby daddy's about this n that on the phone.

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

Perhaps I "misspoke"...the majority of my colleagues apparently have brains and are unusually cynical - hence, we all get along. Tolerance.

No, no, you aren't getting off that easy. Lame ass weak excuse, I hate people more, and you can't except it. Everyone saw your post, and I screen shot it, in case you try to edit it. I hate you too.

And Unicorn's do kick ass. So do Hippogriffs and Jack-A-Lopes, and the Figi Mermaid!

[tapdn]

LMFAO here!!
Well it looks like My Little Pony and is way cute for someone as Dark as you try to come across.   :laugh:

[gnubler]

All right, I have to confess. I became a Mormon last Sunday and all of a sudden, like magic, I just love all my brothers and sisters and the world is a beautiful place. I probably have ten years of fertility left - I'm going to start procreating tonight so there will be more and more people in the world. I'll aim for ten and if I'm lucky I'll be blessed with a few sets of twins. The more the merrier!

[tapdn]

Fertility pills and you can have litters like those phat mommas you see on Discovey channel.

[tapdn]

ahhh that's the squirell we all know and love!!
...you said procreating.

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

Goddamn, I practically had to beat it out of her!  :laugh:

[youston]

And Unicorn's do kick ass.

Damn straight! They didn't evolve that horn for decorative reasons!
:manimpaleduponunicornhornsmiley:

-y

[frailer]

Right this very second... I am gritting my teeth listening to the Blood Sausage droll on about his church picnic Saturday. He has no idea I am typing this, while he reminisces about balloons and macaroni salad and the dunk tank, that his pastor hit his head on... WTF? After he is finished I think I will bludgeon his skull with the PC. I don't want his thick cranial cap cracking my Mac.

Mate, I thought I had it bad in the co-worker stakes. Sheesh. That would be unbearable. We don't want to see you in the wrong kind of news report. We sometimes get stuff like that here:

"A worker in a printery in the US today bludgeoned a fellow worker to death by repeatedly....with a desktop PC....". That would not be nice. Just post here. Far fewer consequences...unless of course you've gone for a pee and left it on-screen... :laugh:

LMFAO! You have even a more vivid imagination than I do, or do you? :evil: Death to the Blood Sausage !

Try singing this next time he starts up.     :laugh:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x87RKXETBEk

BTW, I love Alison Krauss and that song.    :cheesy:

[beermonster]

i'm the useless co-worker :cry:

[hansonian]

i'll make you all a deal. i'll give you 2 useless coworkers, a case of your favorite adult beverage, cover the cost of shipping of said coworkers and drinks and buy you a steak dinner. the catch is you can't send em back (the coworkers not the drinks) and you have to be at least 1500 miles away from tampa florida. i don't want them finding they're way back home. come on, someone must need to completely inept sacks of crap. please for the love of god someone take them. i don't want to hear how it doesn't make sense that someone hasn't made a press you can put red, green and blue in so we can run RGB files.

[tapdn]

i'll make you all a deal. i'll give you 2 useless coworkers, a case of your favorite adult beverage, cover the cost of shipping of said coworkers and drinks and buy you a steak dinner. the catch is you can't send em back (the coworkers not the drinks) and you have to be at least 1500 miles away from tampa florida. i don't want them finding they're way back home. come on, someone must need to completely inept sacks of crap. please for the love of god someone take them. i don't want to hear how it doesn't make sense that someone hasn't made a press you can put red, green and blue in so we can run RGB files.

Have you tried the Government? Bet they could use more of that type.