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Quote from: gnubler on December 30, 2011, 12:01:12 PMWell, speaking of dogs and Jesus this has long been my favorite worst website of all time:

http://www.hosanna1.com/

If you dig deep enough you'll learn that the "webmaster" offers her design services.
If a website starts off with "best viewed with Exploder"   :death:
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Yeah, that line alone should automatically close the site as a crime against humanity.

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This site is awful, but it always makes me laugh if you read through all the links... http://www.realultimatepower.net/
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Quote from: DigiCorn on January 04, 2012, 10:02:45 AMThis site is awful, but it always makes me laugh if you read through all the links... http://www.realultimatepower.net/


ohhh, here you go
Quote from: Because the supreme ninja site says soThis is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which is bragable.

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Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Joe

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pspdfppdfxhd

wow, just checked this post out for the first time...wow.

And how come on the original post from Joe that Jesus looks like a surfer dude from California? Wasn't he born in the middle east? Couldn't be THAT good looking.

Just sayin is all.

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check out the Elvis animatronic
Robot  at the bottom of the page!!

Farabomb

I don't see a single name brand RC unit on there. Good luck finding parts.
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Quote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/

This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you.  :whip: :lmao: Good times.
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Quote from: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 10:20:19 AM
Quote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/

This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you.  :whip: :lmao: Good times.

Yeah, that was when I wrote him out of the will.
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DigitalCrapShoveler

Quote from: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 10:20:19 AM
Quote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/

This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you.  :whip: :lmao: Good times.

It was worth it. If Joe isn't upset with me, the world just doesn't seem right. :evil:
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DigitalCrapShoveler

Quote from: Joe on January 06, 2012, 10:24:39 AM
Quote from: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 10:20:19 AM
Quote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/

This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you.  :whip: :lmao: Good times.

Yeah, that was when I wrote him out of the will.

...and Claude wins again. What is it with you and Claude? You always liked him better!
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Joe

Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on January 06, 2012, 10:52:34 AM
Quote from: Joe on January 06, 2012, 10:24:39 AM
Quote from: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 10:20:19 AM
Quote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/

This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you.  :whip: :lmao: Good times.

Yeah, that was when I wrote him out of the will.

...and Claude wins again. What is it with you and Claude? You always liked him better!

It's difficult to find balance with twins.
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