Anyone familiar with printing companies in this neck of the woods?
I have consulted teh Goog, there are a few places.
looking to relocate?
Lots of old, rich, white golfers live there. Have fun.
Quote from: gnubler on May 09, 2011, 08:40:13 AMLots of old, rich, white golfers live there. Have fun.
I'm moving down with a couple of friends, it's called a three-some, it will be fun. hee hee hee. :wink:
Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2011, 08:51:14 AMI'm moving down with a couple of friends, it's called a three-some, it will be fun. hee hee hee. :wink:
girl on girl?
Quote from: david on May 09, 2011, 08:54:52 AMQuote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2011, 08:51:14 AMI'm moving down with a couple of friends, it's called a three-some, it will be fun. hee hee hee. :wink:
girl on girl?
Not saying. :tapedshut: :evil:
There maybe a bunch of old white people down there, but there's a seedy underbelly in every town, especially one that has this http://www.ingagenetworks.com/ (http://www.ingagenetworks.com/).
There will be geeks, therefore fun will be had.
Quote from: david on May 09, 2011, 08:54:52 AMQuote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2011, 08:51:14 AMI'm moving down with a couple of friends, it's called a three-some, it will be fun. hee hee hee. :wink:
girl on girl?
Did you even read what she typed? Girl on girl on girl, dude.
3 times the fun, 3 times the fun, 3 times the fun
Quote from: gnubler on May 09, 2011, 09:01:23 AMQuote from: david on May 09, 2011, 08:54:52 AMQuote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2011, 08:51:14 AMI'm moving down with a couple of friends, it's called a three-some, it will be fun. hee hee hee. :wink:
girl on girl?
Did you even read what she typed? Girl on girl on girl, dude.
Heh heh. I prefer man, errr men. But, hey, if it gets you through the day to think about 3 girls. :banana:
Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2011, 07:31:30 AMAnyone familiar with printing companies in this neck of the woods?
I have consulted teh Goog, there are a few places.
I knew a freelance dezinger and his photographer wife that moved to Tampa and were never heard from again. Does that count?
Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2011, 09:15:45 AMHeh heh. I prefer ... 3 girls. :banana:
fixed!
Never understood the fascination most men have with 2 girls at one time. Most men can't satisfy one woman, why the hell would you want 2 pissed off women near you while naked?
Quote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2011, 09:27:03 AMNever understood the fascination most men have with 2 girls at one time. Most men can't satisfy one woman, why the hell would you want 2 pissed off women near you while naked?
WINNER!
Quote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2011, 09:27:03 AMNever understood the fascination most men have with 2 girls at one time. Most men can't satisfy one woman, why the hell would you want 2 pissed off women near you while naked?
wise words... definitely not for the weary
Quote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2011, 09:27:03 AMNever understood the fascination most men have with 2 girls at one time. Most men can't satisfy one woman, why the hell would you want 2 pissed off women near you while naked?
not me, especially while nekked.
Quote from: delooch on May 09, 2011, 09:32:43 AMQuote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2011, 09:27:03 AMNever understood the fascination most men have with 2 girls at one time. Most men can't satisfy one woman, why the hell would you want 2 pissed off women near you while naked?
wise words... definitely not for the weary
However I do have "MY" fantasy, which is essentially the same as you guys, except switch out the girls for men. I might actually get some satisfaction that way. :wink:
Is today National TMI Day, or what?
Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2011, 09:38:08 AMQuote from: delooch on May 09, 2011, 09:32:43 AMQuote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2011, 09:27:03 AMNever understood the fascination most men have with 2 girls at one time. Most men can't satisfy one woman, why the hell would you want 2 pissed off women near you while naked?
wise words... definitely not for the weary
However I do have "MY" fantasy, which is essentially the same as you guys, except switch out the girls for men. I might actually get some satisfaction that way. :wink:
Looking to get filled out like an application? I can understand it working out better that way. Most guys could give 2 shits about the others pleasure.
Quote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2011, 09:27:03 AMNever understood the fascination most men have with 2 girls at one time. Most men can't satisfy one woman, why the hell would you want 2 pissed off women near you while naked?
Are the girls nekkid?
In your case, probably not.
My wife's from Ft. Myers, and I worked in Naples for about 6 months. I WILL NEVER LIVE THERE AGAIN! It's a horrible, horrible place, unbearably hot from May - October. Completely different climate from the eastern coast of Florida. Absolutely NOTHING to do after going to the beach gets old (which it does, quickly). About 60% of the population flees the state in late April/early May. The people leaving are replaced by approximately 1,000 times their number in mosquitoes and cockroaches.
Learned just before we moved that the native Americans used the gulf coast of Florida as a huge burial ground, and wouldn't live there because they believed is was cursed. The amount of truly fskd-up crap that happened to us out there on a daily basis gives truth to that belief.
Florida is a cesspool.
Quote from: gnubler on May 09, 2011, 10:32:30 AMFlorida is a cesspool.
So is South Carolina...makes me wonder which one is the lesser of two evils? :undecided:
Bottom line, I need to get out of here, I need a warmer climate and it's closer to my sister.
You want a warmer climate than SC? how about papua new guinea?
LOL. I heard it's pretty warm in Afghanistan. Kinda dry, though.
Quote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2011, 12:33:21 PMYou want a warmer climate than SC? how about papua new guinea?
The winters are my problem, with my neuro issue winters suck. Anything below 50 degrees, I lose hand dexterity. It
sucks. blows.
Quote from: Farabomb on May 09, 2011, 12:33:21 PMYou want a warmer climate than SC? how about papua new guinea?
French Polynesia or Solomon Islands sound real nice to me. I aspire to move to one of them.
I'm looking for a nice deserted island so I can start my own prepress company.... not
Quote from: david on May 09, 2011, 02:18:44 PMI'm looking for a nice deserted island so I can start my own prepress company.... not
who would do a thing like that? :huh: HA!
I think he meant "tequila storage company"
I can roll with that! But it should be more like a tequila-rum storage.
yeah, that's the ticket...
Tequila Storage Company, Dave speaking... may I take your order?
Would you care for a hand crafted Mojito to go with that Margarita? Would you like fries with that?
Pull up to the drive through window please...
But why would you want to sell any?
Deserted tropical island, lifetime supply of tequila, a few knives...sounds like a plan.
Quote from: gnubler on May 09, 2011, 02:32:32 PMBut why would you want to sell any?
Deserted tropical island, lifetime supply of tequila, a few knives...sounds like a plan.
Don't forget the stripy socks! :wink:
Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2011, 02:37:18 PMQuote from: gnubler on May 09, 2011, 02:32:32 PMBut why would you want to sell any?
Deserted tropical island, lifetime supply of tequila, a few knives...sounds like a plan.
Don't forget the stripy socks! :wink:
no socks, we'll be going barefoot, it's my island and I can make any rules I want. ...and we will be going commando
(http://www.changingworld.com/catalog/images/A-C10410.jpg)
Clothes will not be needed when it's always 85 degrees.
Quote from: david on May 09, 2011, 02:43:18 PMQuote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2011, 02:37:18 PMQuote from: gnubler on May 09, 2011, 02:32:32 PMBut why would you want to sell any?
Deserted tropical island, lifetime supply of tequila, a few knives...sounds like a plan.
Don't forget the stripy socks! :wink:
no socks, we'll be going barefoot, it's my island and I can make any rules I want. ...and we will be going commando
(http://www.changingworld.com/catalog/images/A-C10410.jpg)
I'm down with either, but Gnub looks so good in the socks. Maybe we can haz a Gnub Wears Socks Day? Maybe every Monday...
Forget about the socks. I wear my thongs, though. (footwear, of course)
I have a thong on now....
Emerson Lake and Palmer, Lucky Man
Thinth when did you get a lithp?
Quote from: david on May 09, 2011, 02:43:18 PMQuote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2011, 02:37:18 PMQuote from: gnubler on May 09, 2011, 02:32:32 PMBut why would you want to sell any?
Deserted tropical island, lifetime supply of tequila, a few knives...sounds like a plan.
Don't forget the stripy socks! :wink:
no socks, we'll be going barefoot, it's my island and I can make any rules I want. ...and we will be going commando
(http://www.changingworld.com/catalog/images/A-C10410.jpg)
You do realize that sand will find it's way into all kinds of places where it shouldn't be? Humans wear clothes for a reason. :laugh:
when I pathed a thone
Quote from: Joe on May 09, 2011, 03:06:03 PMQuote from: david on May 09, 2011, 02:43:18 PMQuote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2011, 02:37:18 PMQuote from: gnubler on May 09, 2011, 02:32:32 PMBut why would you want to sell any?
Deserted tropical island, lifetime supply of tequila, a few knives...sounds like a plan.
Don't forget the stripy socks! :wink:
no socks, we'll be going barefoot, it's my island and I can make any rules I want. ...and we will be going commando
You do realize that sand will find it's way into the all kinds of places where it shouldn't be? Humans wear clothes for a reason. :laugh:
aren't you supposed to be in the attic fixin' the damn wires? Insulation will be finding it's way into all sorts of places, too.
Quote from: david on May 09, 2011, 03:08:13 PMQuote from: Joe on May 09, 2011, 03:06:03 PMQuote from: david on May 09, 2011, 02:43:18 PMQuote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2011, 02:37:18 PMQuote from: gnubler on May 09, 2011, 02:32:32 PMBut why would you want to sell any?
Deserted tropical island, lifetime supply of tequila, a few knives...sounds like a plan.
Don't forget the stripy socks! :wink:
no socks, we'll be going barefoot, it's my island and I can make any rules I want. ...and we will be going commando
You do realize that sand will find it's way into the all kinds of places where it shouldn't be? Humans wear clothes for a reason. :laugh:
aren't you supposed to be in the attic fixin' the damn wires? Insulation will be finding it's way into all sorts of places, too.
Sheesh boss, even the Mexicans get breaks.
No they don't!
The Illinois Mexicans do.
Quote from: david on May 09, 2011, 02:27:19 PMyeah, that's the ticket...
Tequila Storage Company, Dave speaking... may I take your order?
Would you care for a hand crafted Mojito to go with that Margarita? Would you like fries with that?
Pull up to the drive through window please...
It's been a while since I've been to Colorado, but they used to have drive-thru Margarita stands.
New Orleans used to have drive thru Hurricane® places, since it was legal to have open liquor (and firearms) in the car. Good times.
Quote from: david on May 09, 2011, 02:43:18 PMQuote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on May 09, 2011, 02:37:18 PMQuote from: gnubler on May 09, 2011, 02:32:32 PMBut why would you want to sell any?
Deserted tropical island, lifetime supply of tequila, a few knives...sounds like a plan.
Don't forget the stripy socks! :wink:
no socks, we'll be going barefoot, it's my island and I can make any rules I want. ...and we will be going commando
(http://www.changingworld.com/catalog/images/A-C10410.jpg)
Is there a position open for Hammock Tester?
How about "Tequila Tester"? Just want to make sure it's safe before everyone else starts drinking.
Quote from: gnubler on May 09, 2011, 09:00:04 PMHow about "Tequila Tester"? Just want to make sure it's safe before everyone else starts drinking.
Sure, I'll help out for the "greater good". :kiss:
that's what I like, Team Players.
I'll be taking applications later. thankyouverymuch
First day of work in Naples is November 28th! :banana: :banana: :banana:
Excito!!
Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on October 21, 2011, 07:32:27 AMFirst day of work in Naples is November 28th! :banana: :banana: :banana:
Excito!!
I'd be more excited for you if it were Naples, Italy
Quote from: DigiCorn on October 21, 2011, 07:50:57 AMQuote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on October 21, 2011, 07:32:27 AMFirst day of work in Naples is November 28th! :banana: :banana: :banana:
Excito!!
I'd be more excited for you if it were Naples, Italy
At least it's a seaside city, all I have to do now is find a boat!
Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on October 21, 2011, 07:53:33 AMQuote from: DigiCorn on October 21, 2011, 07:50:57 AMQuote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on October 21, 2011, 07:32:27 AMFirst day of work in Naples is November 28th! :banana: :banana: :banana:
Excito!!
I'd be more excited for you if it were Naples, Italy
At least it's a seaside city, all I have to do now is find a boat!
If you don't want to buy one, someone you work with will have one. Find them and make best friends with them the first day.
Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on October 21, 2011, 07:32:27 AMFirst day of work in Naples is November 28th! :banana: :banana: :banana:
Excito!!
Nice, congrats!!! :goodpost:
^Thanks Slappy!
Digi: my friends have a sailboat :evil:
Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on October 21, 2011, 07:32:27 AMFirst day of work in Naples is November 28th! :banana: :banana: :banana:
Excito!!
So is this something in the wonderful world of print? Or something on a street corner? Hey, a girl has gotta eat! :laugh:
would you like fries with that?
Quote from: Joe on October 21, 2011, 11:57:14 AMSo is this something in the wonderful world of print? Or something on a street corner? Hey, a girl has gotta eat! :laugh:
Quote from: david on October 21, 2011, 11:58:48 AMwould you like fries with that?
Wow. Sex
AND fries. One would normally have to go to strip club for that... or maybe a Hooters.
Sabby! You don't have to turn on the red light...
just leave the shoes on...
PLEASE leave the shoes on. :puke2:
I'm gonna be barefoot and preggers working at a Stinkos. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
No, I've got a job for another shop in our network. I truly consider myself lucky considering the state of printing these days. :angel:
(Didn't even have to interview!)
Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on October 21, 2011, 07:32:27 AMFirst day of work in Naples is November 28th! :banana: :banana: :banana:
Excito!!
Noon Nov 28th, first post about shit customers and moronic management. :laugh:
I'll put money on 10am, for first post about moronic and or shitty customers
How did you find work so far ahead of time in a foreign city? :colormedumb:
Quote from: Farabomb on October 21, 2011, 01:09:28 PMQuote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on October 21, 2011, 07:32:27 AMFirst day of work in Naples is November 28th! :banana: :banana: :banana:
Excito!!
Noon Nov 28th, first post about shit customers and moronic management. :laugh:
1 minute after walking in she'll be bitching about her new douche-bag boss. :laugh:
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on October 21, 2011, 01:53:17 PMQuote from: Farabomb on October 21, 2011, 01:09:28 PMQuote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on October 21, 2011, 07:32:27 AMFirst day of work in Naples is November 28th! :banana: :banana: :banana:
Excito!!
Noon Nov 28th, first post about shit customers and moronic management. :laugh:
1 minute after walking in she'll be bitching about her new douche-bag boss. :laugh:
Give her the benefit of the doubt. They'll be nice to her the first day. I think the over-under on the bitching is 9 hours.
Quote from: gnubler on October 21, 2011, 01:49:46 PMHow did you find work so far ahead of time in a foreign city? :colormedumb:
I've been working on this since the beginning of September.
I didn't even have an in person interview. He called around the network and asked about my reputation.
I guess I kinda kick ass. :embarrassed:
Ya, I know what you mean. I'm totally awesome myself. :sarcasm:
Quote from: gnubler on October 21, 2011, 02:45:55 PMYa, I know what you mean. I'm totally awesome myself. :sarcasm:
You too? :sarcasm:
are we kin? you know, me being awesome an' all, and now you guys too?
:mrt:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
im awesome, but for other reasons..
group hug! :group:
It's so nice to be surrounded by fellow awesome people.
Here. :hello:
Quote from: DigiCorn on October 21, 2011, 03:42:53 PMIt's so nice to be surrounded by fellow awesome people.
Fixed. And too bad you're not. :hello:
Quote from: gnubler on October 21, 2011, 05:54:52 PMQuote from: DigiCorn on October 21, 2011, 03:42:53 PMIt's so nice to be surrounded by fellow awesome people.
Fixed. And too bad you're not. :hello:
You all SUCK! We know for a fact that Halftone was THE most awesome person alive. Remember, he called US 12 year olds. He was right, wasn't he?
Let's revisit the God-like babblings of our Prepress Patron... Halftone. This is an exerpt from the Newer Testament, the third volume to proceed the New Testament in the King James Bible.
Let me introduce myself. I had been a long time member of prepressforums.com and came here for the sake of a recommendation. I just wanted to say that I think this forum has never matured into what prepressforums.com was nor do I think it will ever reach close to it. The professionalism here is near non existent, the members are like 12 year olds. I have had very little incentive to post anything here for fear of having to wade through a list of non sensical information to maybe find a golden nugget of useful information.
I am by far no master of the industry but I feel I learn very little here other than the world is full of childish antics and senseless babbling.
So upon my introduction let me please say goodbye. I wish you all the best of luck in your "endeavors".
God Bless.
Tim Herron
Anchor Press
Can I get an Amen?
^Really... :lmao:
That is the Golden Nugget®.
Quote from: DigiCorn on October 21, 2011, 03:42:53 PMIt's so nice to be surrounded by fellow awesome people.
Why, yes!
I've never felt so welcomed and enlightened :thumbsup:
You said nugget...heheheheh. :beavis:
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on October 21, 2011, 07:30:38 PMQuote from: gnubler on October 21, 2011, 05:54:52 PMQuote from: DigiCorn on October 21, 2011, 03:42:53 PMIt's so nice to be surrounded by fellow awesome people.
Fixed. And too bad you're not. :hello:
You all SUCK! We know for a fact that Halftone was THE most awesome person alive. Remember, he called US 12 year olds. He was right, wasn't he?
Let's revisit the God-like babblings of our Prepress Patron... Halftone. This is an exerpt from the Newer Testament, the third volume to proceed the New Testament in the King James Bible.
Let me introduce myself. I had been a long time member of prepressforums.com and came here for the sake of a recommendation. I just wanted to say that I think this forum has never matured into what prepressforums.com was nor do I think it will ever reach close to it. The professionalism here is near non existent, the members are like 12 year olds. I have had very little incentive to post anything here for fear of having to wade through a list of non sensical information to maybe find a golden nugget of useful information.
I am by far no master of the industry but I feel I learn very little here other than the world is full of childish antics and senseless babbling.
So upon my introduction let me please say goodbye. I wish you all the best of luck in your "endeavors".
God Bless.
Tim Herron
Anchor Press
Can I get an Amen?
i remember that rant. dude got butthurt. sheesh!
Why was he "blessing" us after telling us to fuck off? :huh:
Still 12. :laugh:
Seriously? Who cares about wading through non sensical information for a golden nugget? It's both entertaining and informative. That's why I'm here.
What a toolbag.
Quote from: Farabomb on October 24, 2011, 10:02:00 AMWhat a toolbag.
Digi knows that about himself. :laugh:
Hi Digi :hello:
Halftone was awesome... you all suck - just like me. :hello:
Quote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on October 24, 2011, 10:03:04 AMQuote from: Farabomb on October 24, 2011, 10:02:00 AMWhat a toolbag.
Digi knows that about himself. :laugh:
Hi Digi :hello:
Believe it or not that wasn't directed at Digi.
Dude was so full of himself he had to post just to insult us. The god bless was the icing on the cake though. Maybe with luck he got caught up in the rapture.
Hi Sabby. :hello:
I'm not a tool... just a bag... of the douche-y variety sometimes.
Quote from: Farabomb on October 24, 2011, 10:15:01 AMQuote from: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on October 24, 2011, 10:03:04 AMQuote from: Farabomb on October 24, 2011, 10:02:00 AMWhat a toolbag.
Digi knows that about himself. :laugh:
Hi Digi :hello:
Believe it or not that wasn't directed at Digi.
Dude was so full of himself he had to post just to insult us. The god bless was the icing on the cake though. Maybe with luck he got caught up in the rapture.
Funny thing... we all bent over backwards to help him, still felt compelled to tell us how he feels.
That's the beauty of the B-Fo.... we are all about helping one another get through the day, no matter if it's technical support or just a laugh. That's what 12 year olds do.
Speaking of the rapture, nothing happened. I went home, had some prepress energy drinks, went to bed. Then I woke up the next day. WTF?
I read on wiki that Harold's Sunday congregation has "dwindled to around 25 adults". Those must be 25 of the biggest retards walking this earth.
Quote from: gnubler on October 24, 2011, 10:35:18 AMSpeaking of the rapture, nothing happened. I went home, had some prepress energy drinks, went to bed. Then I woke up the next day. WTF?
I read on wiki that Harold's Sunday congregation has "dwindled to around 25 adults". Those must be 25 of the biggest retards walking this earth.
They blame themselves for lack of faith. Probably beat and cut themselves as penance.
Quote from: gnubler on October 24, 2011, 10:35:18 AMSpeaking of the rapture, nothing happened. I went home, had some prepress energy drinks, went to bed. Then I woke up the next day. WTF?
I read on wiki that Harold's Sunday congregation has "dwindled to around 25 adults". Those must be 25 of the biggest retards walking this earth.
You are forgetting congress and the house of representatives.
Quote from: Farabomb on October 24, 2011, 10:41:49 AMQuote from: gnubler on October 24, 2011, 10:35:18 AMSpeaking of the rapture, nothing happened. I went home, had some prepress energy drinks, went to bed. Then I woke up the next day. WTF?
I read on wiki that Harold's Sunday congregation has "dwindled to around 25 adults". Those must be 25 of the biggest retards walking this earth.
You are forgetting congress and the house of representatives.
That's just assumed.
Quote from: gnubler on October 24, 2011, 10:35:18 AMSpeaking of the rapture, nothing happened. I went home, had some prepress energy drinks, went to bed. Then I woke up the next day. WTF?
I read on wiki that Harold's Sunday congregation has "dwindled to around 25 adults". Those must be 25 of the biggest retards walking this earth.
Prepress energy drinks? i need to get turned onto those. is it like 4Locos? like maybe 4cpLocos?
It's beer. Or whatever you prefer.
Quote from: DigiCorn on October 24, 2011, 10:15:49 AMHi Sabby. :hello:
I'm not a tool... just a bag... of the douche-y variety sometimes.
I was joking...gosh! :laugh:
Quote from: delooch on October 24, 2011, 12:11:24 PMQuote from: gnubler on October 24, 2011, 10:35:18 AMSpeaking of the rapture, nothing happened. I went home, had some prepress energy drinks, went to bed. Then I woke up the next day. WTF?
I read on wiki that Harold's Sunday congregation has "dwindled to around 25 adults". Those must be 25 of the biggest retards walking this earth.
Prepress energy drinks? i need to get turned onto those. is it like 4Locos? like maybe 4cpLocos?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparks_(drink) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparks_(drink))