You are not a web designer until you can create a masterpiece like this.
http://www.pombredens.com/ (http://www.pombredens.com/)
I hang my head in shame.
Quote from: Joe on December 30, 2011, 01:37:14 AMYou are not a web designer until you can create a masterpiece like this.
http://www.pombredens.com/ (http://www.pombredens.com/)
I hang my head in shame.
You're lucky they don't have forums there. Else a mass exodus would be upon you.
Holy shit. I feel much, much better about the crap I create now.
Should be in every design textbook.
I see nothing. Mac FF.
Wow, I swear I could hear my DNA being destroyed every second I looked at that. I shudder to think of what horrible mutations must have arisen in the offspring of its creator.
That site hits you in the face... something like this:
(http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_03/sp_0311_05_v6.jpg?width=480)
"If Jesus saves, well he better save Himself..." Ian Anderson
Quote from: gnubler on December 30, 2011, 09:18:04 AMI see nothing. Mac FF.
I can see it in FF...unfortunately.
WOW! :shocked:
Now, that's a webstain. :laugh: :laugh:
Mine eyes!!!!
How can you possible think that looks good? Almost makes me want to click on the designer's link.
Almost.
But it's got SPARKLES!!! I need some sparkles!
I take it I'm not missing anything?
Why come no one else sees nothing? Doesn't work in Safari either. DOOMED!
Shiny. :banana:
Quote from: gnubler on December 30, 2011, 10:45:55 AMI take it I'm not missing anything?
Why come no one else sees nothing? Doesn't work in Safari either. DOOMED!
I'm using FF on le BigMac. Ditch your Legion and maybe you'll be able to see it. :angel:
Is it cuz I have tinfoil over the Big Mac Cam™?
After the twilight series if it sparkles, shoot first and don't question.
Gnub, be happy you can't see the atrocity.
Quote from: gnubler on December 30, 2011, 11:00:09 AMIs it cuz I have tinfoil over the Big Mac Cam™?
No, but thanks all the same.
That...was...Awesome!
That was seriously so bad in every way, that it made my day.
Jesus holding the Pomeranians by the shimmery pool of water in eden was great, but then i clicked the for sale link, and it had the most wonderful uplifting song sung by presumably possessed children.
Epic.
Quote from: Joe on December 30, 2011, 01:37:14 AMYou are not a web designer until you can create a masterpiece like this.
http://www.pombredens.com/ (http://www.pombredens.com/)
I hang my head in shame.
Blocked from my network for pornography content.
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on December 30, 2011, 11:23:56 AMQuote from: Joe on December 30, 2011, 01:37:14 AMYou are not a web designer until you can create a masterpiece like this.
http://www.pombredens.com/ (http://www.pombredens.com/)
I hang my head in shame.
Blocked from my network for pornography content.
:lmao:
No pornography but lots of Jesus.
Quote from: gnubler on December 30, 2011, 10:45:55 AMI take it I'm not missing anything?
Why come no one else sees nothing? Doesn't work in Safari either. DOOMED!
I take it you have images turned off? It has LOTS of images. Or maybe your firewall is blocking CRAP.
Quote from: Joe on December 30, 2011, 11:34:10 AMQuote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on December 30, 2011, 11:23:56 AMQuote from: Joe on December 30, 2011, 01:37:14 AMYou are not a web designer until you can create a masterpiece like this.
http://www.pombredens.com/ (http://www.pombredens.com/)
I hang my head in shame.
Blocked from my network for pornography content.
:lmao:
No pornography but lots of Jesus.
See? I did another funny.
Yeah, I laughed.
OMG, FFS!
Jesus pron?
You guys are killing me!
Quote from: gnubler on December 30, 2011, 11:43:14 AMJesus pron?
You guys are killing me!
Sheesh...here is a sample but it doesn't do it justice. You are missing the animation and sparkles.
Quote from: gnubler on December 30, 2011, 11:43:14 AMJesus pron?
You guys are killing me!
check out the teaser, attached.
Yeah, I'm not buying it... Jesus seems like more of a Boarder Collie or Australian Shepherd kind of dude.
Suffer thy lapdogs to come unto me.
It's Jesus, he has raptors.
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Jesus_bd0684_79555.jpg)
Okay, check this site out, it's got crazy and ugly on a wholly new level:
http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm (http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm)
Quote from: NefariousDrO on December 30, 2011, 11:53:24 AMOkay, check this site out, it's got crazy and ugly on a wholly new level:
http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm (http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm)
Yes, that is quite ugly. Dude doesn't like gay people. He has a thing for Xena though.
Wow, that hurts.
This, on the other hand, is a cool website. I think it has been posted before but it needs postin' again.
http://alittlebitofsomething.co.uk/ (http://alittlebitofsomething.co.uk/)
Quote from: NefariousDrO on December 30, 2011, 11:53:24 AMOkay, check this site out, it's got crazy and ugly on a wholly new level:
http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm (http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm)
Well, that just took my bemused mood from the other site and pissed all over it.
Worst site I've seen in ages. Content and presentation.
Oh, and this guy is clearly a closet case.
"I remember when Jesus got kilt. It was on a Friday, down at the railroad depot. I told him, Maaaan, don't be going down there fuckin' with them jews without no money!"
Richard Pryor
Well, speaking of dogs and Jesus this has long been my favorite worst website of all time:
http://www.hosanna1.com/ (http://www.hosanna1.com/)
If you dig deep enough you'll learn that the "webmaster" offers her design services.
It finally loaded 4 me.
It truly is a masterpiece! Jesus digs the circa-1996 gif glitter.
Quote from: Joe on December 30, 2011, 11:57:20 AMQuote from: NefariousDrO on December 30, 2011, 11:53:24 AMOkay, check this site out, it's got crazy and ugly on a wholly new level:
http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm (http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm)
Yes, that is quite ugly. Dude doesn't like gay people. He has a thing for Xena though.
He doesn't like gay MEN, Joe, but it says on his site that female homosexuality and bisexuality are okay. :laugh:
Quote from: youston on December 30, 2011, 01:21:24 PMQuote from: Joe on December 30, 2011, 11:57:20 AMQuote from: NefariousDrO on December 30, 2011, 11:53:24 AMOkay, check this site out, it's got crazy and ugly on a wholly new level:
http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm (http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm)
Yes, that is quite ugly. Dude doesn't like gay people. He has a thing for Xena though.
He doesn't like gay MEN, Joe, but it says on his site that female homosexuality and bisexuality are okay. :laugh:
Another shining example of how people like to manipulate religion for their own selfish needs. We're all worm food, Jesus was a black man, (According to J.J. Walker) and god is dog spelled backward, which justifies everything David Berkowitz did.
Quote from: youston on December 30, 2011, 01:21:24 PMQuote from: Joe on December 30, 2011, 11:57:20 AMQuote from: NefariousDrO on December 30, 2011, 11:53:24 AMOkay, check this site out, it's got crazy and ugly on a wholly new level:
http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm (http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm)
Yes, that is quite ugly. Dude doesn't like gay people. He has a thing for Xena though.
He doesn't like gay MEN, Joe, but it says on his site that female homosexuality and bisexuality are okay. :laugh:
I didn't read it thoroughly but I noticed he kept talking about Zena and her Girl•Friend. You can tell by looking at him he is a perverted bastard though.
I sure hope he's not an elected official.
Quote from: gnubler on December 30, 2011, 12:01:12 PMWell, speaking of dogs and Jesus this has long been my favorite worst website of all time:
http://www.hosanna1.com/ (http://www.hosanna1.com/)
If you dig deep enough you'll learn that the "webmaster" offers her design services.
If a website starts off with "best viewed with Exploder" :death:
Yeah, that line alone should automatically close the site as a crime against humanity.
This site is awful, but it always makes me laugh if you read through all the links... http://www.realultimatepower.net/ (http://www.realultimatepower.net/)
Quote from: DigiCorn on January 04, 2012, 10:02:45 AMThis site is awful, but it always makes me laugh if you read through all the links... http://www.realultimatepower.net/ (http://www.realultimatepower.net/)
ohhh, here you go
Quote from: Because the supreme ninja site says soThis is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which is bragable.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)
Quote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)
Sweet website!
:lmao:
wow, just checked this post out for the first time...wow.
And how come on the original post from Joe that Jesus looks like a surfer dude from California? Wasn't he born in the middle east? Couldn't be THAT good looking.
Just sayin is all.
here's an awesome site as well!!
http://www.arngren.net/ (http://www.arngren.net/)
check out the Elvis animatronic
Robot at the bottom of the page!!
I don't see a single name brand RC unit on there. Good luck finding parts.
Quote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)
This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you. :whip: :lmao: Good times.
Quote from: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 10:20:19 AMQuote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)
This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you. :whip: :lmao: Good times.
Yeah, that was when I wrote him out of the will.
Quote from: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 10:20:19 AMQuote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)
This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you. :whip: :lmao: Good times.
It was worth it. If Joe isn't upset with me, the world just doesn't seem right. :evil:
Quote from: Joe on January 06, 2012, 10:24:39 AMQuote from: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 10:20:19 AMQuote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)
This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you. :whip: :lmao: Good times.
Yeah, that was when I wrote him out of the will.
...and Claude wins again. What is it with you and Claude? You always liked him better!
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on January 06, 2012, 10:52:34 AMQuote from: Joe on January 06, 2012, 10:24:39 AMQuote from: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 10:20:19 AMQuote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)
This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you. :whip: :lmao: Good times.
Yeah, that was when I wrote him out of the will.
...and Claude wins again. What is it with you and Claude? You always liked him better!
It's difficult to find balance with twins.
Quote from: Joe on January 06, 2012, 10:59:10 AMQuote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on January 06, 2012, 10:52:34 AMQuote from: Joe on January 06, 2012, 10:24:39 AMQuote from: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 10:20:19 AMQuote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)
This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you. :whip: :lmao: Good times.
Yeah, that was when I wrote him out of the will.
...and Claude wins again. What is it with you and Claude? You always liked him better!
It's difficult to find balance with twins.
He wears a beret... that automatically makes him the black sheep.
Quote from: pspdfppdfx on January 06, 2012, 05:18:56 AMAnd how come on the original post from Joe that Jesus looks like a surfer dude from California? Wasn't he born in the middle east?
I wonder the same thing. We print these Jesus cards for the Catholics with a sketch of JC on the front and he looks like a sexy, chiseled Anglo male model. Makes me laugh.
I just noticed this on the original Jesus site. I wonder what the "norm" looks like.
prolly even more "sparkly".
you know that hand coding all those sparkles takes forever, just ask gnub.
Quote from: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 02:09:33 PMI just noticed this on the original Jesus site. I wonder what the "norm" looks like.
wow, so the only existing copy of their website was living on their old webhost's servers? jesus would have had a backup.
Quote from: delooch on January 06, 2012, 02:32:35 PMjesus would have had a backup.
Is that what jesus would do?
WWJD? Backup his files. lol
Quote from: gnubler on January 06, 2012, 02:44:47 PMQuote from: delooch on January 06, 2012, 02:32:35 PMjesus would have had a backup.
Is that what jesus would do?
WWJD? Backup his files. lol
hi gnub! :hello:
then again, jesus might have had the foresight to warn his followers that they were about to get screwed out of their website. maybe thats not how it works.
As they say in IT,
"Back the F: up" :cheesy:
I usually wait and back up afterwords.
what?
too soon?
Quote from: delooch on January 06, 2012, 02:57:26 PMQuote from: gnubler on January 06, 2012, 02:44:47 PMQuote from: delooch on January 06, 2012, 02:32:35 PMjesus would have had a backup.
Is that what jesus would do?
WWJD? Backup his files. lol
hi gnub! :hello:
then again, jesus might have had the foresight to warn his followers that they were about to get screwed out of their website. maybe thats not how it works.
I assume JC has a facespace page? It must be riveting.
Quote from: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 10:20:19 AMQuote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)
This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you. :whip: :lmao: Good times.
I thought that was someone else ... I recall Joe got quite cross. :angry:
Quote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)
That was truly awesome. I'm absolutely in awe.
Quote from: youston on January 06, 2012, 05:06:37 PMQuote from: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 10:20:19 AMQuote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)
This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you. :whip: :lmao: Good times.
I thought that was someone else ... I recall Joe got quite cross. :angry:
yeah. sorry about that. :hello:
Quote from: youston on January 06, 2012, 05:08:12 PMQuote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)
That was truly awesome. I'm absolutely in awe.
I only wish I could design something so awesome.
Quote from: youston on January 06, 2012, 05:06:37 PMQuote from: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 10:20:19 AMQuote from: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 05:46:17 PMhttp://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)
This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you. :whip: :lmao: Good times.
I thought that was someone else ... I recall Joe got quite cross. :angry:
It was a year or two before Corn did it.