Canon rage

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David

#15
October 18, 2013, 08:06:55 AM
no comments on the "research"?
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Livin' la Vida Loca

DigiCorn

#16
October 18, 2013, 09:59:26 AM
Let's just say, you really know your shit, david.
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

David

#17
October 18, 2013, 12:09:12 PM
you got that right!

oh wait, wha?
Prepress guy - Retired - Working from home
Livin' la Vida Loca

Slappy

#18
October 24, 2013, 01:10:13 PM
Digi, which version of Java do you have to use to get up to CWS 5? Been wanting to update our XC1000 for a few months, but not sure if it'll screw up the Macs if we have to update to the latest Java to use the Remote Client.
A little diddie 'bout black 'n cyan...two reflective colors doin' the best they can.

Joe

#19
October 24, 2013, 01:14:22 PM
Quote from: Slappy on October 24, 2013, 01:10:13 PMDigi, which version of Java do you have to use to get up to CWS 5? Been wanting to update our XC1000 for a few months, but not sure if it'll screw up the Macs if we have to update to the latest Java to use the Remote Client.

There is a 99.999999% chance it will screw something up!
Mac OS Sonoma 14.2.1 (c) | (retired)

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Slappy

#20
October 24, 2013, 03:44:10 PM
So you're saying it's worth updating then? Ok, I'm ON it!!
A little diddie 'bout black 'n cyan...two reflective colors doin' the best they can.

Joe

#21
October 24, 2013, 03:53:30 PM
It's not just an update...it's an adventure!
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The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

gnubler

#22
October 24, 2013, 06:53:12 PM
Adventurous enough for a maverick?
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

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Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Slappy

#23
October 24, 2013, 08:42:37 PM
Quote from: gnubler on October 24, 2013, 06:53:12 PMAdventurous enough for a maverick?
A little diddie 'bout black 'n cyan...two reflective colors doin' the best they can.

Farabomb

#24
October 25, 2013, 07:23:00 AM
Ahh, but remember how it ended up for him.

Not well.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
My other job

DigiCorn

#25
October 25, 2013, 08:11:16 AM
Quote from: Slappy on October 24, 2013, 01:10:13 PMDigi, which version of Java do you have to use to get up to CWS 5? Been wanting to update our XC1000 for a few months, but not sure if it'll screw up the Macs if we have to update to the latest Java to use the Remote Client.
I don't think it matters; I actually downloaded it to my workstations and fiery and was playing with it back when we had the Xerox. I asked the Ray Morgan tech, and he said it depends on your digital press as to what you could run. The Xerox tech said Xerox only officially supported up to 4; I could probably run 5, but they wouldn't help us if we were to have issues, and in all likelihood would violate our TOS on our service account. CWS 5.5 is the latest release, but our 6000 has a bastardized Canon version, and they are only up to 5.3 with their mods, so they told us the same thing.
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

DigiCorn

#26
October 29, 2013, 09:11:57 AM
Canon rage is going to fucking start any fucking minute if this machine doesn't start fucking running as advertised pretty fucking soon.
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

Joe

#27
October 29, 2013, 09:13:44 AM
The honeymoon didn't last long. :laugh:
Mac OS Sonoma 14.2.1 (c) | (retired)

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

DigiCorn

#28
October 29, 2013, 09:20:45 AM
It's the fucking paper. It's not factory cut 12 x 18... it's fucking 17-15/16
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

Farabomb

#29
October 29, 2013, 09:53:57 AM
Wait, you want a device to run as advertised? That's your first problem.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
My other job
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