Photoshop Disasters III

DigitalCrapShoveler · June 02, 2009, 04:35:59 PM

I have a very similar project going on right now. I am playing "virtual towel-boy" for a bikini calendar. Not a bad gig all in all.

gnubler · June 02, 2009, 05:04:06 PM

I've been browsing Photoshop Disasters all day. Even funnier than the disasters are some of the comment threads - I found one where a guy totally ripped apart all the spelling errors on a Disaster web site, except his own writing skills were equally as atrocious and full of errors. By the end of the thread everyone was calling him names like "prick" and "arrogant bastard". :laugh:

DigitalCrapShoveler · June 02, 2009, 05:11:42 PM

That was Tony. He was drunk.

Skryber · June 02, 2009, 06:28:34 PM

Did nice work DCS. I looooove photo retouching. We do Fatheads here and I always have a mom wanting a FatHead of their kid playing football or something. Almost everytime, I have to eliminate the other kids in the photo (always in front of their kid) or add body parts. I can do it all day.

Skryber · June 02, 2009, 06:30:43 PM

Quote from: Joe on June 02, 2009, 04:22:59 PMI spent many hours a day as the plastic surgeon for the Budweiser girls back in the early 90's doing poster work for Anheuser-Busch. I tried to get them to bring them in so I could have a reference point but never got my way. :evil:

http://thehealth.cc/uploads/200902/0b456852e577bdd581d2250b951ef467.jpg

OMG! If you have a Hi-Rez image of that Bud gal, I want it!!! I'll make a huge banner and put it up in the garage to Jer's father's day gift. :cheesy:

Joe · June 02, 2009, 07:02:44 PM

Quote from: Skryber on June 02, 2009, 06:30:43 PM
Quote from: Joe on June 02, 2009, 04:22:59 PMI spent many hours a day as the plastic surgeon for the Budweiser girls back in the early 90's doing poster work for Anheuser-Busch. I tried to get them to bring them in so I could have a reference point but never got my way. :evil:

http://thehealth.cc/uploads/200902/0b456852e577bdd581d2250b951ef467.jpg

OMG! If you have a Hi-Rez image of that Bud gal, I want it!!! I'll make a huge banner and put it up in the garage to Jer's father's day gift. :cheesy:

Sadly I don't. We had thousands of high res ones on Exabyte tape but they closed the place down at lunch one day and no one ever got access to anything in the building after that day. :sad:

G_Town · June 03, 2009, 08:33:23 AM

Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on June 02, 2009, 05:11:42 PMThat was Tony. He was drunk.

STFU FREAK!!!

DigitalCrapShoveler · June 03, 2009, 10:25:41 AM

You told me you would never show anyone those pictures! That's my bad side! I never take good pictures from the left. A-Hole!

gnubler · June 03, 2009, 10:31:00 AM

That looks like the conjoined twin from Basket Case.

DigitalCrapShoveler · June 03, 2009, 10:41:55 AM

Thanks, I get that sometimes. Just one of those faces I suppose.

gnubler · June 03, 2009, 10:53:01 AM

DigitalCrapShoveler · June 03, 2009, 11:00:46 AM

Heads coming out the wrong way to be me. Nice try.

Captain_Type · June 03, 2009, 01:49:37 PM

Quote from: Joe on June 02, 2009, 04:22:59 PMI spent many hours a day as the plastic surgeon for the Budweiser girls back in the early 90's doing poster work for Anheuser-Busch. I tried to get them to bring them in so I could have a reference point but never got my way. :evil:

DCS would have "made do" with just a swatch.

DigitalCrapShoveler · June 03, 2009, 01:54:03 PM

With one hand behind my back.

Joe · June 03, 2009, 03:15:07 PM

Quote from: Captain_Type on June 03, 2009, 01:49:37 PM
Quote from: Joe on June 02, 2009, 04:22:59 PMI spent many hours a day as the plastic surgeon for the Budweiser girls back in the early 90's doing poster work for Anheuser-Busch. I tried to get them to bring them in so I could have a reference point but never got my way. :evil:

DCS would have "made do" with just a swatch.

He was probably still in diapers back then. :laugh:

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