Goodbye, prepress

Started by gnubler, September 21, 2013, 02:56:28 PM

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gnubler

I also received a year-end bonus, way more than I ever got working in some shitty printshop because my company is actually making profits.

Goodbye, prepress.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Farabomb

Burritos, soba, whatever. As long as you make it good and unique the hipsters will follow you like the pied piper.

Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job

Possum

Gnub, good for you. You deserve a job like this. (Don't we all?)
Tall tree, short ropes, fix stupid.

gnubler

Yes, because no one in this forum sucks. I hope you all get out before it's too late!
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Farabomb

Thank you.  :group:

That's quite a compliment coming from someone that wishes the death of the human race.  :laugh:
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job

gnubler

Prepress, standup comics, and Steve Buscemi are cool. All the rest can go die.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

Member #14 • Size 5 • PH8 Unit 7 • Paranoid Misanthropic Doomsayer • Printing & Drinking Since 1998 • doomed ©2011 david

Possum

They will eventually, some just not fast enough.
Tall tree, short ropes, fix stupid.

DigiCorn

Long story short, talked to the boss today about my pay. It's an "oversight." I'll be getting all my money next week.

I can only grill, so I can't be very beneficial to the roach coach idea.
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

Joe

Ya know, I bitch and grumble about prepress as much as anyone but at the end of the day there is nothing else I'd rather be doing job wise. Of course I'd like some of the people to be a little less stupid but it's probably that way in about any job.

If you are really miserable doing it though by all means get out and find something that makes you happier.
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The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Slappy

Quote from: DigiCorn on January 07, 2014, 05:08:43 PMLong story short, talked to the boss today about my pay. It's an "oversight." I'll be getting all my money next week.
Damned well better!!!  :mrt:
A little diddie 'bout black 'n cyan...two reflective colors doin' the best they can.

gnubler

Quote from: Joe on January 07, 2014, 05:13:18 PMbut at the end of the day there is nothing else I'd rather be doing job wise.

I find that hard to believe.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

Member #14 • Size 5 • PH8 Unit 7 • Paranoid Misanthropic Doomsayer • Printing & Drinking Since 1998 • doomed ©2011 david

Joe

Mac OS Sonoma 14.2.1 (c) | (retired)

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

beck

Quote from: Joe on January 07, 2014, 05:13:18 PMYa know, I bitch and grumble about prepress as much as anyone but at the end of the day there is nothing else I'd rather be doing job wise. Of course I'd like some of the people to be a little less stupid but it's probably that way in about any job.

If you are really miserable doing it though by all means get out and find something that makes you happier.
Holy Crap!  Joe and I agree on something.

beck
Nevertheless....beck has hit the proverbial nail on the head.
Joe

Farabomb

Honestly, I can believe it. I actually enjoy the work I do. What infuriates me is how prepress has always been the ginger stepson. Everyone shits on us yet has no clue what's involved in our jobs. They have no clue how difficult some files can be. They remember the one time you banged out a 1c 1s job in 5 minutes so they expect that a 120 pg 6c book with 2 varnishes should only only take you 15 minutes max.

I enjoy the challenge of the files, figuring out complex layouts, die work and such. Just keep my rack full with jobs and I'll give you 100%. Keep your end up by feeding me work. When we are slow let me catch up with maintaining all the things I had to use workarounds when we were busy.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job

Farabomb

Oh, digi you can work the counter, I'll run the grill with gnub. We'll move to Co. and open a rasta pasta one called Ginger Dead.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job