What can't you do with Photoshop?

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#30
March 11, 2015, 07:49:05 AM
Well, that's one I hadn't heard of before. At least she's out of Photoshop.
Tall tree, short ropes, fix stupid.

Farabomb

#31
March 11, 2015, 08:49:13 AM
I've seen that bullshit before sadly. Not a huge book but a 4 page leaflet.

Any designer that creates printer spreads that isn't a printer needs to be shot. You have no idea how we are running it, please don't try and "help".

I had one discussion on monday with a firm that handles the art for a large automaker. They were going to send reader spreads but we requested single page, reader order. They were convinced there would be white lines where the pages meet, especially on the center spread. It took a lot of convincing that it's perfectly fine, there will be no white lines and even if they insisted and sent reader spreads I would be breaking them apart and will have to charge more for the prepress time.

Designers may have visited a printshop but have no idea what is actually going on.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
My other job

David

#32
March 11, 2015, 09:22:07 AM
do me a favor and don't do me any favors....   please!
Prepress guy - Retired - Working from home
Livin' la Vida Loca

Designia(o_O)

#33
March 11, 2015, 12:33:20 PM
The pizza video is effing hilarious.

David

#34
March 11, 2015, 12:36:48 PM
I'll never look at a pizza the same way I used to now.
Prepress guy - Retired - Working from home
Livin' la Vida Loca

Designia(o_O)

#35
March 11, 2015, 12:51:26 PM
Sent it to a coworker, according to him, he'd eat it either way.  :lmao: 

born2print

#36
March 11, 2015, 01:07:14 PM
That's cheesy!  :rotf:
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but...

Joe

#37
March 11, 2015, 01:14:30 PM
Kate Upton probably doesn't exist. It's probably just a plate of Lasagna.
Mac OS Sonoma 14.2.1 (c) | (retired)

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Ear

#38
March 11, 2015, 01:25:01 PM
... warm apple pie.
"... profile says he's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro, Hindu guru drag queen alien." ~Jet Black

David

#39
March 11, 2015, 02:33:43 PM
mmmm    pie....


you know Saturday is Pi Day (3.1415)

EAT MORE PIe!
Prepress guy - Retired - Working from home
Livin' la Vida Loca

Ear

#40
March 11, 2015, 02:38:26 PM
 :banana:
"... profile says he's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro, Hindu guru drag queen alien." ~Jet Black

Farabomb

#41
March 11, 2015, 03:14:42 PM
Saturday is also the boss's bday.

That's why I'll be out watching the hot club of cowtown instead of dealing with him.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
My other job

born2print

#42
March 11, 2015, 03:23:47 PM
Quote from: Farabomb on March 11, 2015, 03:14:42 PMSaturday is also the boss's bday.

That's why I'll be out watching the hot club of cowtown instead of dealing with him.
Your boss' birthday is steak-and-a day!  :lmao:  :lmao:
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but...

Joe

#43
March 11, 2015, 03:36:03 PM
Speaking of birthdays...Chuck Norris turned 75 yesterday. :old:
Mac OS Sonoma 14.2.1 (c) | (retired)

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

born2print

#44
March 11, 2015, 04:00:08 PM
Quote from: Joe on March 11, 2015, 03:36:03 PMSpeaking of birthdays...Chuck Norris turned 75 yesterday. :old:
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out birthday candles, they surrender
their flames willingly.
I can't believe he's 75. How many other 75 yo's sell workout equipment? ok, Jack LaLanne maybe...
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but...
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