What can't you do with Photoshop?

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Made in Taiwan

#45
March 11, 2015, 05:22:38 PM
Chuck Norris can grill steaks ---------------- under water!

But hey, what so special about that? Spongebob Squarepants can do that, too.
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StudioMonkey

#46
March 12, 2015, 06:19:23 AM
Good news - NCIS secret photo enhancing algorithm released as a PhotoShop plug in:

Time flies like an arrow - fruit flies like a banana

Made in Taiwan

#47
March 12, 2015, 07:36:34 AM
Woohoo! Finally low resolution issues are history!  :banana:
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Farabomb

#48
March 12, 2015, 08:20:53 AM
Quote from: born2print on March 11, 2015, 03:23:47 PM
Quote from: Farabomb on March 11, 2015, 03:14:42 PMSaturday is also the boss's bday.

That's why I'll be out watching the hot club of cowtown instead of dealing with him.
Your boss' birthday is steak-and-a day!  :lmao:  :lmao:

Yes, I know.

What is better is I have a much higher chance of getting that gift than he does... and it's his birthday.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
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gnubler

#49
March 12, 2015, 09:44:16 PM
Quote from: Farabomb on March 10, 2015, 09:55:32 AMDesigners THIS IS A JOKE not a challenge.

Too late. I recently interviewed a job applicant who graduated with a Digital Media degree from a community college. Movies.
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Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Farabomb

#50
March 13, 2015, 06:20:49 AM
Nope, not a hallucination.

Winter ends and the squirrel comes out.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
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DigiCorn

#51
March 16, 2015, 06:51:54 PM
Quote from: born2print on March 11, 2015, 04:00:08 PM
Quote from: Joe on March 11, 2015, 03:36:03 PMSpeaking of birthdays...Chuck Norris turned 75 yesterday. :old:
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out birthday candles, they surrender
their flames willingly.
I can't believe he's 75. How many other 75 yo's sell workout equipment? ok, Jack LaLanne maybe...
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jannatul18

#52
April 02, 2015, 04:29:13 AM
I can say it in different way, nothing is impossible in Photoshop!
Jannatul
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Farabomb

#53
April 02, 2015, 07:26:15 AM
I told you guys the designers would find this thread.

Photoshop = Photo manipulation only. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
My other job

Ear

#54
April 02, 2015, 09:58:18 AM
Quote from: jannatul18 on April 02, 2015, 04:29:13 AMI can say it in different way, nothing is impossible in Photoshop!
:sarcasm:  ... we get it. ;)
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Joe

#55
April 02, 2015, 10:47:11 AM
Quote from: jannatul18 on April 02, 2015, 04:29:13 AMI can say it in different way, nothing is impossible in Photoshop!

Yes if you like crap. Right tool for the job and all that logic.
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David

#56
April 02, 2015, 10:52:12 AM
we love crap!!!

it polishes up nicely!

ohhh, looky, it's shiny!!!      :shoots_self:
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Joe

#57
April 02, 2015, 10:54:03 AM
Well then you have certainly chosen the correct career path David!
Mac OS Sonoma 14.2.1 (c) | (retired)

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

David

#58
April 02, 2015, 11:24:06 AM
I keep telling myself that...  every fuckin' day    :banghead:
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cpking

#59
January 26, 2016, 01:21:26 AM
I am doing image editing with photoshop its great for me.
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