Epson 9900 - Maintenance and Standard Practice

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What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.


Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to Tennessee?
Everyone there has the same DNA.

What do rednecks call duct tape?
Chrome.

Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"

The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

[Farabomb]

Q: How do you identify a redneck virgin?
A: She's the one that can run faster than her brothers.

Or at least that's what my brother, who was also my favorite uncle, used to tell me.

That, sir is an italian joke, not a redneck joke. And it's very old.

This is true. I first remembered it from my mom's "truly tasteless jokes" book I nabbed from her.

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

Q: How do you identify a redneck virgin?
A: She's the one that can run faster than her brothers.

Or at least that's what my brother, who was also my favorite uncle, used to tell me.

That, sir is an italian joke, not a redneck joke. And it's very old.

This is true. I first remembered it from my mom's "truly tasteless jokes" book I nabbed from her.

I remember it well.