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Offline Foozball

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Re: Beauty job descriptions looking for workers
« Reply #75 on: June 11, 2021, 09:16:29 AM »
Didn't "someone" here once create a job posting, searching for a Blood Sausage position? :popcorn:

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Re: Beauty job descriptions looking for workers
« Reply #76 on: June 11, 2021, 11:36:54 AM »
Foozball! Yes I remember that!

Possum, your boss should of given you a raise a long time ago!

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Re: Beauty job descriptions looking for workers
« Reply #77 on: June 11, 2021, 02:14:58 PM »
The Creative Design Specialist will primarily be working in PowerPoint, Word and Adobe Creative Cloud.
This is the sentence that got me. They talk about creative design but their main apps they list are from the Office variety. Which we all know from working in Prepress, that those are where the high end designs actually come from. Not saying that it can't be done, it's just that very good ones are like unicorns. And when the Adobe CC is listed last, it makes me a bit scared of this creative position.
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« Reply #78 on: June 11, 2021, 06:33:17 PM »
Foozball! Yes I remember that!

Possum, your boss should of given you a raise a long time ago!

Thanks. I would have settled for a decent manager after the good ones left. The one that's there now wanted me gone for some reason (happy now?) and the owner has been a no show the last several months. We production crew used to think up soap opera names for the place. It's what happens when somebody buys a business they know nothing about and then hire managers with the same level of experience. 

I like thst sentence that says we're here to help. With sll the stuff yhe employee is expected to do how much help you really gonna give?
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« Reply #79 on: June 19, 2021, 06:00:48 AM »
Here is a line from a job ad i saw recently…

Regularly required to stand; walk; sit; and talk, hear and see.


I figure i qualify for this.

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« Reply #80 on: June 24, 2021, 03:00:04 PM »
Here is a line from a job ad i saw recently…

Regularly required to stand; walk; sit; and talk, hear and see.


I figure i qualify for this.

Thats just disqualifying blind, deaf, and/or mute people. How rude!
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Re: Beauty job descriptions looking for workers
« Reply #81 on: June 25, 2021, 12:39:23 AM »
Here is a line from a job ad i saw recently…

Regularly required to stand; walk; sit; and talk, hear and see.


I figure i qualify for this.

Thats just disqualifying blind, deaf, and/or mute people. How rude!
What about people like me? I'm dumb, practically blind and practically deaf.
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Re: Beauty job descriptions looking for workers
« Reply #82 on: June 25, 2021, 08:21:36 PM »
Somebody will probably file a discrimination lawsuit against them for that ad.
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