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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2010, 07:34:08 PM »
Dont worry DCS, the honeymoon will be over soon, they never last.  Just dont turn into the idiot that was there before you!

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« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2010, 08:55:38 PM »
The only way I could turn out like him? If I were dead. He's that worthless. .125% more helpful then say, Blood Sausage, but worthless just the same. I have no worries. That place will run like a greased pencil through a butthole. The reason I know... 6 months ago he was out with Meningitis for almost a month. That department never ran smoother. Out of loyalty they kept him in power, but after so many chances.... I'm just happy for the opportunity.
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Re: My second job... VICTORY!
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2010, 09:39:58 AM »
similar situation going on here. now i need to deliver on all the shit i talked the past few years. uphill battle all the way, staff already wants hang to me. making some un-popular decisions, but thats what has to be done.. if the last jackass did that hed still have a job.

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« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2010, 09:56:37 AM »

Fuck, check this out... my normal job, they are firing my manager tomorrow. I am now in full command of Prepress. WTF?!? I can't handle all this good news, I'll probably stroke out on the way home.

enjoy it while you can, because it never lasts. Quote "Wall Street".......

Congrats, any job openings? What's the pay? I don't do this or that, I want 3 weeks off for vacation the first year, my workstation must be prestine, the slightest smell of cigarette smoke sends me into a dazed and confused state, I want t................................................

Have fun! :laugh:
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« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2010, 09:59:20 AM »


That's all I hear man. Hahahahaahaha!

Actually, thanks for the encouragement. :sarcasm: I know the drill, I just didn't expect it for a few more years.
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« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2010, 10:12:16 AM »
I bet you couldn't wait for me to respond so you could post that damn banana.  :laugh: I'm assuming you'll be a working supervisor, correct? If so, you'll do fine, however, if not then you'll be forced to become an ass kisser in order to keep your job 2.3 years from now.  :tongue:

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« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2010, 10:15:04 AM »
what do you mean, "become an ass kisser"...

he already is, he's been sucking up to Joe for some time now, and youston...

and now he's packing bananas for you Jim!

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« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2010, 10:25:02 AM »

what do you mean, "become an ass kisser"...

he already is, he's been sucking up to Joe for some time now, and youston...

and now he's packing bananas for you Jim!

hahaha

:laugh: :laugh: Soon we'll get a new member who'll be bitching about this crazy supervisor who wares a mask and kisses ass to no end, in Okeyhomy.  :grin:

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« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2010, 10:25:54 AM »
You're just pissed because I TOTALLY dropped the ball on your System 6 disks. They are on my desk boxed up, I just keep forgetting.

Jim, hahahahahaha, I wait your every post concerning me. It's the little things pal. But, yes, I am a working boss. I can't NOT work. It's a curse. I do it like I would want it done to me. I have little respect for a Manager that doesn't know my job better than I do.
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« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2010, 02:19:51 PM »
I like it when a boss knows what the hell the worker bees are doing and how they do it.
How can you manage something without knowing what it is you're managing?

I have seen too many times when someone (upper boss guys) ask me a question, I go through the explanation, and then look at their eyes rolling in their head as they try to understand and then they eventually give up cause they don't have a clue.
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« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2010, 02:22:24 PM »
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler, the hardest working person in prepress

They are on my desk boxed up, I just keep forgetting.



well, it's not like you got nothing else to do, right?


LOL



no biggie, it's just for the wall decor (after I rub 'em and hold 'em and dress 'em up)
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« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2010, 02:32:21 PM »
You will get them. I spent the time to dig them up JUST for you, you're taking these bastards! Is that clear?!?


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« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2010, 02:45:57 PM »
MY EYES!!!!
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« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2010, 02:49:25 PM »
I knew he was from a parallel universe.
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« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2010, 02:50:15 PM »
Hahahahaha, look at the disk hanging on the pillar behind my associate.
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