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Title: This is awesome
Post by: Joe on December 30, 2011, 02:37:14 AM
You are not a web designer until you can create a masterpiece like this.

http://www.pombredens.com/ (http://www.pombredens.com/)

I hang my head in shame.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: youston on December 30, 2011, 07:40:26 AM

You are not a web designer until you can create a masterpiece like this.

http://www.pombredens.com/ (http://www.pombredens.com/)

I hang my head in shame.


You're lucky they don't have forums there. Else a mass exodus would be upon you.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Farabomb on December 30, 2011, 09:14:51 AM
Holy shit. I feel much, much better about the crap I create now.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: tapdn on December 30, 2011, 09:48:18 AM
Should be in every design textbook.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: gnubler on December 30, 2011, 10:18:04 AM
I see nothing. Mac FF.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: NefariousDrO on December 30, 2011, 10:22:08 AM
Wow, I swear I could hear my DNA being destroyed every second I looked at that. I shudder to think of what horrible mutations must have arisen in the offspring of its creator.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: DigiCorn on December 30, 2011, 10:27:39 AM
That site hits you in the face... something like this:
(http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_03/sp_0311_05_v6.jpg?width=480)
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: tapdn on December 30, 2011, 10:40:03 AM
"If Jesus saves, well he better save Himself..."  Ian Anderson
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Joe on December 30, 2011, 10:52:41 AM

I see nothing. Mac FF.


I can see it in FF...unfortunately.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on December 30, 2011, 10:58:43 AM
WOW! :shocked:
Now, that's a webstain.  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: tapdn on December 30, 2011, 11:21:08 AM
Mine eyes!!!!
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Farabomb on December 30, 2011, 11:24:01 AM
How can you possible think that looks good? Almost makes me want to click on the designer's link.

Almost.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Joe on December 30, 2011, 11:26:21 AM
But it's got SPARKLES!!! I need some sparkles!
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: gnubler on December 30, 2011, 11:45:55 AM
I take it I'm not missing anything?

Why come no one else sees nothing? Doesn't work in Safari either. DOOMED!
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Ear on December 30, 2011, 11:51:22 AM
Shiny.  :banana:
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Ear on December 30, 2011, 11:52:23 AM

I take it I'm not missing anything?

Why come no one else sees nothing? Doesn't work in Safari either. DOOMED!


I'm using FF on le BigMac. Ditch your Legion and maybe you'll be able to see it.  :angel:
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: gnubler on December 30, 2011, 12:00:09 PM
Is it cuz I have tinfoil over the Big Mac Cam™?
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Farabomb on December 30, 2011, 12:01:43 PM
After the twilight series if it sparkles, shoot first and don't question.

Gnub, be happy you can't see the atrocity.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Ear on December 30, 2011, 12:10:06 PM

Is it cuz I have tinfoil over the Big Mac Cam™?


No, but thanks all the same.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Grimace on December 30, 2011, 12:22:43 PM
That...was...Awesome!

That was seriously so bad in every way, that it made my day.
Jesus holding the Pomeranians by the shimmery pool of water in eden was great, but then i clicked the for sale link, and it had the most wonderful uplifting song sung by presumably possessed children.

Epic.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: DigitalCrapShoveler on December 30, 2011, 12:23:56 PM

You are not a web designer until you can create a masterpiece like this.

http://www.pombredens.com/ (http://www.pombredens.com/)

I hang my head in shame.


Blocked from my network for pornography content.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Joe on December 30, 2011, 12:34:10 PM


You are not a web designer until you can create a masterpiece like this.

http://www.pombredens.com/ (http://www.pombredens.com/)

I hang my head in shame.


Blocked from my network for pornography content.


:lmao:

No pornography but lots of Jesus.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Joe on December 30, 2011, 12:35:14 PM

I take it I'm not missing anything?

Why come no one else sees nothing? Doesn't work in Safari either. DOOMED!


I take it you have images turned off? It has LOTS of images. Or maybe your firewall is blocking CRAP.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: DigitalCrapShoveler on December 30, 2011, 12:38:22 PM



You are not a web designer until you can create a masterpiece like this.

http://www.pombredens.com/ (http://www.pombredens.com/)

I hang my head in shame.


Blocked from my network for pornography content.


:lmao:

No pornography but lots of Jesus.


See? I did another funny.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Joe on December 30, 2011, 12:39:50 PM
Yeah, I laughed.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: DigitalCrapShoveler on December 30, 2011, 12:40:39 PM

Yeah, I laughed.


Out loud?
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Ear on December 30, 2011, 12:41:28 PM
OMG, FFS!
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Joe on December 30, 2011, 12:42:52 PM


Yeah, I laughed.


Out loud?


Yes, and rolled on the floor.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: gnubler on December 30, 2011, 12:43:14 PM
Jesus pron?

You guys are killing me!
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Joe on December 30, 2011, 12:46:34 PM

Jesus pron?

You guys are killing me!


Sheesh...here is a sample but it doesn't do it justice. You are missing the animation and sparkles.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Grimace on December 30, 2011, 12:49:17 PM

Jesus pron?

You guys are killing me!


check out the teaser, attached.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Ear on December 30, 2011, 12:49:31 PM
Yeah, I'm not buying it... Jesus seems like more of a Boarder Collie or Australian Shepherd kind of dude.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: tapdn on December 30, 2011, 12:52:12 PM
Suffer thy lapdogs to come unto me.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Farabomb on December 30, 2011, 12:53:06 PM
It's Jesus, he has raptors.

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Jesus_bd0684_79555.jpg)
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: NefariousDrO on December 30, 2011, 12:53:24 PM
Okay, check this site out, it's got crazy and ugly on a wholly new level:

http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm (http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm)
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Joe on December 30, 2011, 12:57:20 PM

Okay, check this site out, it's got crazy and ugly on a wholly new level:

http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm (http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm)


Yes, that is quite ugly. Dude doesn't like gay people. He has a thing for Xena though.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Ear on December 30, 2011, 12:57:36 PM
Wow, that hurts.

This, on the other hand, is a cool website. I think it has been posted before but it needs postin' again.

http://alittlebitofsomething.co.uk/ (http://alittlebitofsomething.co.uk/)
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Grimace on December 30, 2011, 12:58:26 PM

Okay, check this site out, it's got crazy and ugly on a wholly new level:

http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm (http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm)


Well, that just took my bemused mood from the other site and pissed all over it.
Worst site I've seen in ages. Content and presentation.
Oh, and this guy is clearly a closet case.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: DigitalCrapShoveler on December 30, 2011, 12:59:48 PM
"I remember when Jesus got kilt. It was on a Friday, down at the railroad depot. I told him, Maaaan, don't be going down there fuckin' with them jews without no money!"

Richard Pryor
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: gnubler on December 30, 2011, 01:01:12 PM
Well, speaking of dogs and Jesus this has long been my favorite worst website of all time:

http://www.hosanna1.com/ (http://www.hosanna1.com/)

If you dig deep enough you'll learn that the "webmaster" offers her design services.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: gnubler on December 30, 2011, 01:02:38 PM
It finally loaded 4 me.

It truly is a masterpiece! Jesus digs the circa-1996 gif glitter.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: youston on December 30, 2011, 02:21:24 PM


Okay, check this site out, it's got crazy and ugly on a wholly new level:

http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm (http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm)


Yes, that is quite ugly. Dude doesn't like gay people. He has a thing for Xena though.


He doesn't like gay MEN, Joe, but it says on his site that female homosexuality and bisexuality are okay.  :laugh:
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: DigitalCrapShoveler on December 30, 2011, 02:28:45 PM



Okay, check this site out, it's got crazy and ugly on a wholly new level:

http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm (http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm)


Yes, that is quite ugly. Dude doesn't like gay people. He has a thing for Xena though.


He doesn't like gay MEN, Joe, but it says on his site that female homosexuality and bisexuality are okay.  :laugh:


Another shining example of how people like to manipulate religion for their own selfish needs. We're all worm food, Jesus was a black man, (According to J.J. Walker) and god is dog spelled backward, which justifies everything David Berkowitz did.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Joe on December 30, 2011, 02:51:42 PM



Okay, check this site out, it's got crazy and ugly on a wholly new level:

http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm (http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm)


Yes, that is quite ugly. Dude doesn't like gay people. He has a thing for Xena though.


He doesn't like gay MEN, Joe, but it says on his site that female homosexuality and bisexuality are okay.  :laugh:


I didn't read it thoroughly but I noticed he kept talking about Zena and her Girl•Friend. You can tell by looking at him he is a perverted bastard though.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Farabomb on December 30, 2011, 02:54:46 PM
I sure hope he's not an elected official.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Sabrina The Turd Polisher on December 30, 2011, 02:58:12 PM

Well, speaking of dogs and Jesus this has long been my favorite worst website of all time:

http://www.hosanna1.com/ (http://www.hosanna1.com/)

If you dig deep enough you'll learn that the "webmaster" offers her design services.

If a website starts off with "best viewed with Exploder"   :death:
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: NefariousDrO on January 03, 2012, 10:16:52 AM
Yeah, that line alone should automatically close the site as a crime against humanity.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: DigiCorn on January 04, 2012, 11:02:45 AM
This site is awful, but it always makes me laugh if you read through all the links... http://www.realultimatepower.net/ (http://www.realultimatepower.net/)
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: David on January 04, 2012, 11:27:20 AM

This site is awful, but it always makes me laugh if you read through all the links... http://www.realultimatepower.net/ (http://www.realultimatepower.net/)



ohhh, here you go
Quote from: Because the supreme ninja site says so
This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which is bragable.


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: gnubler on January 05, 2012, 06:46:17 PM
http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Joe on January 06, 2012, 01:12:22 AM

http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)


Sweet website!

:lmao:
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: pspdfppdfxhd on January 06, 2012, 06:18:56 AM
wow, just checked this post out for the first time...wow.

And how come on the original post from Joe that Jesus looks like a surfer dude from California? Wasn't he born in the middle east? Couldn't be THAT good looking.

Just sayin is all.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: pspdfppdfxhd on January 06, 2012, 06:22:31 AM
here's an awesome site as well!!

http://www.arngren.net/ (http://www.arngren.net/)
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: pspdfppdfxhd on January 06, 2012, 06:23:20 AM
check out the Elvis animatronic
Robot  at the bottom of the page!!
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Farabomb on January 06, 2012, 10:07:45 AM
I don't see a single name brand RC unit on there. Good luck finding parts.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 11:20:19 AM

http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)


This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you.  :whip: :lmao: Good times.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Joe on January 06, 2012, 11:24:39 AM


http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)


This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you.  :whip: :lmao: Good times.


Yeah, that was when I wrote him out of the will.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: DigitalCrapShoveler on January 06, 2012, 11:51:32 AM


http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)


This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you.  :whip: :lmao: Good times.


It was worth it. If Joe isn't upset with me, the world just doesn't seem right. :evil:
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: DigitalCrapShoveler on January 06, 2012, 11:52:34 AM



http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)


This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you.  :whip: :lmao: Good times.


Yeah, that was when I wrote him out of the will.


...and Claude wins again. What is it with you and Claude? You always liked him better!
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Joe on January 06, 2012, 11:59:10 AM




http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)


This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you.  :whip: :lmao: Good times.


Yeah, that was when I wrote him out of the will.


...and Claude wins again. What is it with you and Claude? You always liked him better!


It's difficult to find balance with twins.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: DigitalCrapShoveler on January 06, 2012, 12:15:31 PM





http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)


This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you.  :whip: :lmao: Good times.


Yeah, that was when I wrote him out of the will.


...and Claude wins again. What is it with you and Claude? You always liked him better!


It's difficult to find balance with twins.


He wears a beret... that automatically makes him the black sheep.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: gnubler on January 06, 2012, 03:03:39 PM

And how come on the original post from Joe that Jesus looks like a surfer dude from California? Wasn't he born in the middle east?


I wonder the same thing. We print these Jesus cards for the Catholics with a sketch of JC on the front and he looks like a sexy, chiseled Anglo male model. Makes me laugh.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: Skryber on January 06, 2012, 03:09:33 PM
I just noticed this on the original Jesus site. I wonder what the "norm" looks like.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: David on January 06, 2012, 03:28:29 PM
prolly even more "sparkly".
you know that hand coding all those sparkles takes forever, just ask gnub.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: delooch on January 06, 2012, 03:32:35 PM

I just noticed this on the original Jesus site. I wonder what the "norm" looks like.


wow, so the only existing copy of their website was living on their old webhost's servers?  jesus would have had a backup.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: gnubler on January 06, 2012, 03:44:47 PM

jesus would have had a backup.


Is that what jesus would do?

WWJD? Backup his files. lol
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: delooch on January 06, 2012, 03:57:26 PM


jesus would have had a backup.

Is that what jesus would do?
WWJD? Backup his files. lol


hi gnub!  :hello:

then again, jesus might have had the foresight to warn his followers that they were about to get screwed out of their website. maybe thats not how it works.


Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: born2print on January 06, 2012, 04:01:36 PM
As they say in IT,
"Back the F: up"  :cheesy:
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: David on January 06, 2012, 04:02:49 PM
I usually wait and back up afterwords.

what?
too soon?
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: gnubler on January 06, 2012, 04:23:26 PM



jesus would have had a backup.

Is that what jesus would do?
WWJD? Backup his files. lol


hi gnub!  :hello:

then again, jesus might have had the foresight to warn his followers that they were about to get screwed out of their website. maybe thats not how it works.


I assume JC has a facespace page? It must be riveting.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: youston on January 06, 2012, 06:06:37 PM


http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)


This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you.  :whip: :lmao: Good times.


I thought that was someone else ... I recall Joe got quite cross.  :angry:
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: youston on January 06, 2012, 06:08:12 PM

http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)


That was truly awesome. I'm absolutely in awe.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: DigiCorn on January 06, 2012, 06:09:41 PM



http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)


This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you.  :whip: :lmao: Good times.


I thought that was someone else ... I recall Joe got quite cross.  :angry:
yeah. sorry about that.  :hello:
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: gnubler on January 06, 2012, 06:21:51 PM


http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)


That was truly awesome. I'm absolutely in awe.


I only wish I could design something so awesome.
Title: Re: This is awesome
Post by: DigitalCrapShoveler on January 06, 2012, 06:28:20 PM



http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/ (http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/)


This gave me a bad flashback from when DCS posted the ultimate rickroll. Started out the same way with all those windows popping open. It crashed my mac at work. I had to unplug the MF'er. Remember that, Jason? I think Joe was upset with you.  :whip: :lmao: Good times.


I thought that was someone else ... I recall Joe got quite cross.  :angry:


It was a year or two before Corn did it.