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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 07:13:51 AM »
WOW
You make me feel like trying myself
I am also bored sh##$^less of this job
I need new challenges
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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 10:28:58 AM »


Don't forget about this:




This is outdated(2006), I think the newer version has higher swearing numbers... :tongue:


Less swearing, but higher rates of web design suicide. They failed to put that in the pie chart.
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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2009, 10:34:11 AM »



Don't forget about this:




This is outdated(2006), I think the newer version has higher swearing numbers... :tongue:


Less swearing, but higher rates of web design suicide. They failed to put that in the pie chart.


Maybe it's time for an intervention?
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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2009, 10:47:55 AM »
she needs a hug

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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2009, 12:39:23 PM »
They also forgot the pie slice where the web designer spends 6 hours staring at one line of code, surrenders, goes to the bar and ends up spending the night in jail.  :laugh:
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2011, 11:50:06 AM »
I'm back into the web world again. Was joyously out for about a year but now find myself working on three new sites simultaneously. The following chart still applies:

Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2011, 12:22:45 PM »
Welcome back. We've missed you.
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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2011, 12:34:10 PM »

I'm back into the web world again. Was joyously out for about a year but now find myself working on three new sites simultaneously. The following chart still applies:




I'll be in your shoes next week, gnubler. I'll bet I can think of a few more slices to add to your list.

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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2011, 12:36:52 PM »
Yeah, that pie chart is outdated. I might have to make a new & improved one. About half of it will be red and just say "FUCK."
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2011, 12:37:52 PM »

Yeah, that pie chart is outdated. I might have to make a new & improved one. About half of it will be red and just say "FUCK."


Only half? You must be working on static web pages, then.

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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2011, 12:44:02 PM »
I'm so happy this thread was started. I was just watching tutorials and trying to decide where to start on this very thing. Very interested.
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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2011, 12:59:17 PM »


Yeah, that pie chart is outdated. I might have to make a new & improved one. About half of it will be red and just say "FUCK."


Only half? You must be working on static web pages, then.


No, I'm not. And I have an entire library of curse words...F is just my favorite and is used about half the time.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2011, 01:04:18 PM »

I'm so happy this thread was started. I was just watching tutorials and trying to decide where to start on this very thing. Very interested.


A good place to start is the package liquor store.
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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2011, 01:10:53 PM »
Wise & efficient advice, Joe. Save yourself ahead of time and stock up on some refreshing beverages before starting a project.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Re: Starting off...
« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2011, 03:10:13 PM »
My tiny contribution here. I have a yearly sub to lyndadotcom, about $300. Got it to learn 'old' stuff; Indy PhSh... But there are literally thousands of lessons covering all the apps mentioned above. OK, there's plenty of freebie stuff on the web, but that site has 'name' teachers/instructors, and it's really well organised/graded/accessible.
It would be no good me jumping into the swamp with the alligators. You need some sort of basic implement to start with, like a bowie knife. I don't have one. I'd be like Gumbo John; have about 2 fingers left.
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