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This is awesome
« on: December 30, 2011, 02:37:14 AM »
You are not a web designer until you can create a masterpiece like this.

http://www.pombredens.com/

I hang my head in shame.
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2011, 07:40:26 AM »

You are not a web designer until you can create a masterpiece like this.

http://www.pombredens.com/

I hang my head in shame.


You're lucky they don't have forums there. Else a mass exodus would be upon you.

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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2011, 09:14:51 AM »
Holy shit. I feel much, much better about the crap I create now.
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2011, 09:48:18 AM »
Should be in every design textbook.
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2011, 10:18:04 AM »
I see nothing. Mac FF.
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So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2011, 10:22:08 AM »
Wow, I swear I could hear my DNA being destroyed every second I looked at that. I shudder to think of what horrible mutations must have arisen in the offspring of its creator.

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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2011, 10:27:39 AM »
That site hits you in the face... something like this:
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2011, 10:40:03 AM »
"If Jesus saves, well he better save Himself..."  Ian Anderson
usually fried mate - sometimes pickled - often scrambled - never beaten
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No, he's well within his rights to diss cake. Pie, on the other hand, is waaaayyyy off limits.
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2011, 10:52:41 AM »

I see nothing. Mac FF.


I can see it in FF...unfortunately.
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2011, 10:58:43 AM »
WOW! :shocked:
Now, that's a webstain.  :laugh: :laugh:
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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2011, 11:21:08 AM »
Mine eyes!!!!
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2011, 11:24:01 AM »
How can you possible think that looks good? Almost makes me want to click on the designer's link.

Almost.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

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It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2011, 11:26:21 AM »
But it's got SPARKLES!!! I need some sparkles!
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2011, 11:45:55 AM »
I take it I'm not missing anything?

Why come no one else sees nothing? Doesn't work in Safari either. DOOMED!
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Re: This is awesome
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2011, 11:51:22 AM »
Shiny.  :banana:
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