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t-pat

#30
July 30, 2013, 03:25:42 PM
I have an opportunity, if I go for it. 5 minutes from my house (as opposed to 45+), more money, big company that has their shit together, plant is 9 fucking acres. I really ought to give it a shot.
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DigiCorn

#31
July 30, 2013, 03:41:04 PM
Quote from: t-pat on July 30, 2013, 03:25:42 PMI have an opportunity, if I go for it. 5 minutes from my house (as opposed to 45+), more money, big company that has their shit together, plant is 9 fucking acres. I really ought to give it a shot.
see i would never want a job that close. you're gonna be the guy they call when they need a fix... and if you don't answer your phone, they'll send someone by your house to get you.

when i worked at a place that had 1 prepress shift, but 2 press shifts, they'd call me at home all the time. one time when the pressman called me from his cell instead of the company phone and i answered, i told him i was too drunk to drive. he said he'd come get me. i oddly wasn't drunk, but then i started pounding while i was waiting for my ride.
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Tracy

#32
July 30, 2013, 03:46:37 PM
I work a few minutes from home, It's definitely a plus

Skryber

#33
July 30, 2013, 03:47:26 PM
Quote from: DigiCorn on July 30, 2013, 03:41:04 PM
Quote from: t-pat on July 30, 2013, 03:25:42 PMI have an opportunity, if I go for it. 5 minutes from my house (as opposed to 45+), more money, big company that has their shit together, plant is 9 fucking acres. I really ought to give it a shot.
see i would never want a job that close. you're gonna be the guy they call when they need a fix... and if you don't answer your phone, they'll send someone by your house to get you.

when i worked at a place that had 1 prepress shift, but 2 press shifts, they'd call me at home all the time. one time when the pressman called me from his cell instead of the company phone and i answered, i told him i was too drunk to drive. he said he'd come get me. i oddly wasn't drunk, but then i started pounding while i was waiting for my ride.


 :laugh: Too funny.
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gnubler

#34
July 30, 2013, 04:14:27 PM
Quote from: DigiCorn on July 30, 2013, 03:41:04 PMi told him i was too drunk to drive. he said he'd come get me. i oddly wasn't drunk, but then i started pounding while i was waiting for my ride.

I now have a new & fond respect for you.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Joe

#35
July 30, 2013, 05:01:08 PM
Quote from: gnubler on July 30, 2013, 04:14:27 PM
Quote from: DigiCorn on July 30, 2013, 03:41:04 PMi told him i was too drunk to drive. he said he'd come get me. i oddly wasn't drunk, but then i started pounding while i was waiting for my ride.

I now have a new & fond respect for you.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

that is kind of creepy. :tonguewiggler:
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gnubler

#36
July 30, 2013, 07:24:32 PM
Don't be jello. It's just prepress solidarity. Join us.  :hello:
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Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Joe

#37
July 30, 2013, 07:58:18 PM
Back at work today after being off for 10 days. I'd like to slit my wrists.
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gnubler

#38
July 30, 2013, 10:29:17 PM
I don't understand.
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"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Joe

#39
July 30, 2013, 11:08:31 PM
What is it that isn't clear to you with that statement?
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gnubler

#40
July 31, 2013, 10:09:18 AM
Why work would make you so unhappy. I love going to work, it's the highlight of each and every day.
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Joe

#41
July 31, 2013, 10:30:17 AM
Quote from: gnubler on July 31, 2013, 10:09:18 AMWhy work would make you so unhappy. I love going to work, it's the highlight of each and every day.

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Tracy

#42
July 31, 2013, 11:23:08 AM
Off work for 10 days?!!!11
I am soooo jealous

Joe

#43
July 31, 2013, 11:24:56 AM
Quote from: Tracy on July 31, 2013, 11:23:08 AMOff work for 10 days?!!!11
I am soooo jealous

But it is over now. I feel sad. :cry:
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gnubler

#44
July 31, 2013, 11:41:52 AM
Quote from: Tracy on July 31, 2013, 11:23:08 AMOff work for 10 days?!!!11

Yeah, wtf? That's totally unAmerican. You have shamed the nation and your fellow citizens with this "vacation" of yours. GET OUT!  :whip:
Hicks • Cross • Carlin • Kinison • Parker • Stone •  Colbert • Hedberg • Stanhope • Burr

"As much as I'd like your guns I prefer your buns." - The G

Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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