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Title: WTF is this?
Post by: pspdfppdfxhd on April 28, 2014, 05:16:50 PM
JOB KNOWLEDGE AND EDUCATION
College Diploma in Digital production / Digital media arts / Digital design. Knowledge in:
Professional publishing applications for MAC OS or PC including: Quark Express, Adobe PageMaker, Adobe Illustrator, Adobe Acrobat, Adobe Photoshop, Microsoft Word and Corel Draw, Print Ready or Prinergy.
Adequate knowledge of Macintosh and Windows platforms and operating systems.
Knowledge of PDF and postscript files and PDF plug-ins.
Ability to prepare files for output to press (spot and 4-colour process), receive and manipulate file electronically and maintain operating system on production machine.
Knowledge of printing terminology and practices.
Quality Control
Fine Arts




QuarkXpress and Adobe PAgemaker, 1,2 on the  :drunk3: list? WTF
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: pspdfppdfxhd on April 28, 2014, 05:17:52 PM
Corel draw? WTF  :drunk3:
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: pspdfppdfxhd on April 28, 2014, 05:19:59 PM
part of a job description posted today by a fairly well known large company around here.  :drunk3: I know, its Canada,  :drunk3: but WTF  :drunk3:
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: Joe on April 28, 2014, 05:54:14 PM
Probably a stock description some HR tool has had in his desk for 15 years.

What gets me is when they add the "College Diploma in Digital production / Digital media arts / Digital design." I can't speak for Canada but I see these types of ads around here all the time and it is usually followed by "wages start at $8.00 per hour"! And then these places will complain when they get some tool with a college diploma that doesn't know shit about printing or most of the software on the list.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: Slappy on April 28, 2014, 05:59:44 PM
QuoteAdequate knowledge of Macintosh and Windows platforms and operating systems.
:lmao:

Yeah, "adequate" knowledge should do the trick!
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: jimking on April 29, 2014, 06:55:48 AM
Most likely a company that receives files from all over the world. Quark I use everyday because of repeat jobs that were originally created and recreated in Quark. This company most likely has a client who still uses Pageraker, although Indy can open those files. No mention of FreeHand or Live Picture. My understanding is Corel is very popular in some parts of Europe, Africa, Asia.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: StudioMonkey on April 29, 2014, 09:08:00 AM
Quote from: jimking on April 29, 2014, 06:55:48 AMMy understanding is Corel is very popular in some parts of Europe, Africa, Asia.

It might be used a lot but it's not very popular at all.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: DigiCorn on April 29, 2014, 09:11:44 AM
Many sign shops or shops that do screenprinting and/or embroidery use Corel Draw also
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: pspdfppdfxhd on April 30, 2014, 10:52:45 AM
Quote from: StudioMonkey on April 29, 2014, 09:08:00 AM
Quote from: jimking on April 29, 2014, 06:55:48 AMMy understanding is Corel is very popular in some parts of Europe, Africa, Asia.

It might be used a lot but it's not very popular at all.

Very popular in Cuba too, I'm sure U.S. companies don't do "Cuban" but we've done quite a bit over the years.

Actually pumped out some high quality Cuban travel magazines from Corel draw. Exporting decent pdfs was not too hard because the files were set up properly.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: Designia(o_O) on May 02, 2014, 10:40:35 AM
Can you get a college degree in prepress? Or, excuse me, digital production? Job postings like that make me so angry. For the time you have to put in to become adept at these programs on both platforms and then they're going to offer you $15/hr. It's crazy.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: Farabomb on May 02, 2014, 11:19:05 AM
They want the moon and stars but don't want to pay for it.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: born2print on May 02, 2014, 11:30:18 AM
Quote from: DesigniaToo on May 02, 2014, 10:40:35 AMCan you get a college degree in prepress? Or, excuse me, digital production? Job postings like that make me so angry. For the time you have to put in to become adept at these programs on both platforms and then they're going to offer you $15/hr. It's crazy.
Especially if minimum wage goes up to $13 hr.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: DigiCorn on May 02, 2014, 11:36:45 AM
What never made any sense to me is a dezinger with a degree knows NOTHING about printing, and makes $50/hr and does nothing but schmooze clients. A prepresser knows everything, but has no degree, fixes everything the dezinger does, and makes the client happy, but makes half as much and does three times as much work. In what world does that make sense?

That's really fucked up, man.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: Joe on May 02, 2014, 12:55:27 PM
Quote from: born2print on May 02, 2014, 11:30:18 AM
Quote from: DesigniaToo on May 02, 2014, 10:40:35 AMCan you get a college degree in prepress? Or, excuse me, digital production? Job postings like that make me so angry. For the time you have to put in to become adept at these programs on both platforms and then they're going to offer you $15/hr. It's crazy.
Especially if minimum wage goes up to $13 hr.

Never gonna happen.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: Joe on May 02, 2014, 12:55:58 PM
Quote from: DigiCorn on May 02, 2014, 11:36:45 AMWhat never made any sense to me is a dezinger with a degree knows NOTHING about printing, and makes $50/hr and does nothing but schmooze clients. A prepresser knows everything, but has no degree, fixes everything the dezinger does, and makes the client happy, but makes half as much and does three times as much work. In what world does that make sense?

That's really fucked up, man.

Because you don't prostitute yourself like a $2 hooker?
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: Designia(o_O) on May 02, 2014, 01:58:10 PM
Quote from: Joe on May 02, 2014, 12:55:27 PM
Quote from: born2print on May 02, 2014, 11:30:18 AM
Quote from: DesigniaToo on May 02, 2014, 10:40:35 AMCan you get a college degree in prepress? Or, excuse me, digital production? Job postings like that make me so angry. For the time you have to put in to become adept at these programs on both platforms and then they're going to offer you $15/hr. It's crazy.
Especially if minimum wage goes up to $13 hr.

Never gonna happen.
Washington State just raised the minimum to $15. That's the min. in Australia also and one of the reasons it didn't go tits up when the rest of the world did.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: Possum on May 02, 2014, 03:13:41 PM
Hey, at least he didn't require knowledge in Publisher.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: David on May 02, 2014, 03:21:17 PM
the bright side?   hahahahahaha
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: Slappy on May 03, 2014, 04:48:42 PM
Quote from: DigiCorn on May 02, 2014, 11:36:45 AMWhat never made any sense to me is a dezinger with a degree knows NOTHING about printing, and makes $50/hr and does nothing but schmooze clients. A prepresser knows everything, but has no degree, fixes everything the dezinger does, and makes the client happy, but makes half as much and does three times as much work. In what world does that make sense?

That's really fucked up, man.
In the world of ad agencies, for one. Some of that salaries they pay people at my Wife's place are downright obscene, and many of those designers are early in their careers too.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: StudioMonkey on June 13, 2014, 07:10:57 AM
Quote from: pspdfppdfx on April 28, 2014, 05:16:50 PMKnowledge of printing terminology and practices.
Quality Control
Fine Arts

Wait - what?
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: David on June 13, 2014, 08:23:54 AM
Fine Arts...  wayyyy better than Regular Arts or the Low Down Arts.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: youston on June 13, 2014, 10:21:23 AM
Quote from: david on June 13, 2014, 08:23:54 AMFine Arts...  wayyyy better than Regular Arts or the Low Down Arts.

You guys are totally reading this wrong. It's 'fine' as in not 'thick' or 'ultra fine,' or 'chisel tip.'
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: David on June 13, 2014, 11:27:53 AM
oh, sorry, my bad

that's a fine how'd you do.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: DigiCorn on June 13, 2014, 11:50:07 AM
Quote from: david on June 13, 2014, 08:23:54 AMFine Arts...  wayyyy better than Regular Arts or the Low Down Arts.
I mastered in the Dark Arts. With Professor Snape.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: born2print on June 13, 2014, 12:22:15 PM
I did too! Only I had Professor Plum.
In the library.
with a rope.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: David on June 13, 2014, 12:48:45 PM
I thought it was a candlestick?
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: DigiCorn on June 13, 2014, 01:27:08 PM
I get to be the thimble!
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: youston on June 13, 2014, 03:04:17 PM
Quote from: david on June 13, 2014, 12:48:45 PMI thought it was a candlestick?

Back in 2010, on this very forum, it was the lead pipe.
Title: Re: WTF is this?
Post by: frailer on June 14, 2014, 07:42:04 AM
Quote from: youston on June 13, 2014, 03:04:17 PM
Quote from: david on June 13, 2014, 12:48:45 PMI thought it was a candlestick?

Back in 2010, on this very forum, it was the lead pipe.

... ah, youston's back.   :cool: