Looking For Experienced 25" Heidi Operator

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Sabrina The Turd Polisher

January 19, 2012, 05:55:18 PM
Immediate opening in beautiful and sunny Naples, FL.
This is a M-F job, 1st shift.
If you or someone you know is interested please contact me.
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Ear

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January 19, 2012, 05:59:32 PM
You are looking for a midget pressman? 25" is pretty short... wouldn't even be able to ride the cool rides at disneyworld.
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DigitalCrapShoveler

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January 19, 2012, 06:03:08 PM
Sabrina, you know a 25" pressman won't be able to press the buttons without a step-ladder. I'd go 50" +. Make sure you stress INCHES. If you get a 50 PICA pressman, you're gonna smell rice burning... a lot.
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Sabrina The Turd Polisher

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January 19, 2012, 07:15:19 PM
 :lmao:
Damn.
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gnubler

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January 20, 2012, 02:23:13 PM
25" is pretty big, isn't it? Like elephant size.
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So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Farabomb

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January 20, 2012, 02:52:07 PM
Yea, if he's packing that kinda heat he may want to move to the San Fernando valley. More jobs there for his specific skills.
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Sabrina The Turd Polisher

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January 20, 2012, 02:53:11 PM
Quote from: gnubler on January 20, 2012, 02:23:13 PM25" is pretty big, isn't it? Like elephant size.
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January 20, 2012, 05:07:08 PM
Quote from: Farabomb on January 20, 2012, 02:52:07 PMYea, if he's packing that kinda heat he may want to move to the San Fernando valley. More jobs there for his specific skills.
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