Hi, Is there anyone here that can give me a job in Hawaii? I want to migrate there with my relatives.
Quote from: nocampo on October 08, 2007, 10:12:21 PMHi, Is there anyone here that can give me a job in Hawaii? I want to migrate there with my relatives.
Me too! ;D
I'm plugging for that job on Easter Island - I'm prepared to work low tech - I've saved all my sheets of Letraset just in case!
hallloooooooooha
im in
can we surf the net there!
Quote from: gtrev on October 09, 2007, 01:59:55 AMI'm plugging for that job on Easter Island - I'm prepared to work low tech - I've saved all my sheets of Letraset just in case!
Something tells me there's not much of a printing industry on Easter Island. But I bet they have a Kinko's!
I want a part time prepress operator position in Aruba, say at $30/hour, I do all then make the job about 10 minutes from the beach, you supply transportation, and lodging. ::)
I want a job in Tahiti. Now, damn it! ;D
Quote from: jimking on October 14, 2007, 09:21:45 AMI want a job in Tahiti. Now, damn it! ;D
Unless you're French and have experience in Hospitality and speak 5+ languages....
Forget it!
....there's Hawai'i though ;D
Quote from: born2print on October 15, 2007, 01:50:27 PMQuote from: jimking on October 14, 2007, 09:21:45 AMI want a job in Tahiti. Now, damn it! ;D
Unless you're French and have experience in Hospitality and speak 5+ languages....
Forget it!
....there's Hawai'i though ;D
Forget about the job, I'll be a beach bum. Do I still need to be French? :o
Quote from: jimking on October 15, 2007, 03:38:12 PMQuote from: born2print on October 15, 2007, 01:50:27 PMQuote from: jimking on October 14, 2007, 09:21:45 AMI want a job in Tahiti. Now, damn it! ;D
Unless you're French and have experience in Hospitality and speak 5+ languages....
Forget it!
....there's Hawai'i though ;D
Forget about the job, I'll be a beach bum. Do I still need to be French? :o
Hmmm, no, you should be OK, and for food there's chickens running loose all over the place!
Quote from: nocampo on October 08, 2007, 10:12:21 PMHi, Is there anyone here that can give me a job in Hawaii? I want to migrate there with my relatives.
I found a couple of places in Honolulu
http://www.theprintguide.com/usa/hawaii.html
but, I call "dibs"
8)
I think we should all team up with nocampo, buy a utopian Philippine island (there's only 7,107 of them), and call it Prepress Paradise. Obviously, there wouldn't be any actual prepress going on, but inbetween beers we would be hard at work maintaining the brewery and tending to the coconut rum distillery.
I do all my shopping at Target
(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd148/davidma_01/islandforsale.png?t=1194367067)
Sounds idyllic gnuber, dave can you puck one up on the way out?
you bet, I got me one of them there Target gift cards...
should be good to go...
where's my swimming suit...
Quote from: david on November 06, 2007, 10:49:34 AMwhere's my swimming suit...
You mean your leopard print SPEEDO?
nothin says loving...
like the Hoff
(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd148/davidma_01/speedo.jpg?t=1194373397)
AAAAAAAAAAHHAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!
Wrong thread wrong thread!! backing out, beep beep beep beep..
>:(
hey, found this on craigslist:
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/mau/med/469528763.html
Requirements:
Flash (flawless design)
Corporate Design Style
PHP
CSS
HTML
Forms
Photoshop
QuarkExpress
and this:
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/med/467393039.html
Requirements:
· Bachelor's or Associate's degree in Visual Communications or Graphic Design
· 1-2+ years of work experience, ideally in publication/advertising
· Must possess great organizational skills
· Thorough knowledge of QuarkXpress, Adobe CS2 (InDesign, Photoshop, Illustrator in OS X
· Can-do attitude and ability to smile under pressure
I start on Monday. The commute is going to be a bitch though! ;)
myself, I'm looking for a ride...
maybe carpool?
OH MAN!!!!!!!
job of a lifetime:
AMATURE THONG MODELS Wanted!!!!!
Reply to: job-463727086@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-29, 8:10PM HST
Aloha!
Pro photographer looking to take thong photos for soon to launch website. (All thongs, the photo shoot will be on the beach early morning hours)This is a new and innovative project. We only need shots from your lower waist to just below your Okole(butt). you can have all of our edited okole shots.
We are prepared to pay you $50.00 per hour! Just to show off your thong!
If you are a model and you want to take a photo portfolio session we will do that for you and your payment is the portfolio.
Everything is agreed upon before the shoot and signed contracts are a must! You have to provide proof of age upon contract signing!
The thong shots will be used for a portion on our upcoming website only.
WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU NOW:
If you are interested then you will need to provide a photo of yourself, full body shot. We have to ensure that you are really who you say you are! We do not have time to waste.
We are looking for the "average beach goer" that is height and weight proportionate. You must be over the age of 18!
If you are interested please send your reply with photos....
NEXT PHOTO SHOOT DATE: 10, 11 and 17, 18 November 2007!!! (Due to Last Weeks rain)
We are set to shoot early morning on location. Times will be given upon selection. We are always looking so if you miss this session there is two more. We will post the next photo shoot date soon!
Thank all of you for your awesome responses!!!!!!!!!!
Location: Oahu
Compensation: $50.00
This is a contract job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
might need to do the full body wax for this...
Quote from: david on November 07, 2007, 01:55:32 PMWe are looking for the "average beach goer" that is height and weight proportionate.
In the US, that's a total oxymoron. The "average" beach goer looks more like a beached whale. Maybe more health-minded people in Hawaii though.
average my ass for sure...
more like height and weight non proportional, more rounded, pale, and shiny than anything.
at least in these here parts anyway.
I consider myself in shape......Round is a shape.......
Quote from: gnubler on November 08, 2007, 11:33:55 AMQuote from: david on November 07, 2007, 01:55:32 PMWe are looking for the "average beach goer" that is height and weight proportionate.
In the US, that's a total oxymoron. The "average" beach goer looks more like a beached whale. Maybe more health-minded people in Hawaii though.
Not really, obesity is a "huge" problem in HI.
it would be an even bigger problem if most of us were to go there and try on a thong...
except for Jez, being skinny an all.
not sure if I want to see any of us in a thong, skinny or not
:o
Quote from: david on November 08, 2007, 12:40:59 PMit would be an even bigger problem if most of us were to go there and try on a thong...
except for Jez, being skinny an all.
not sure if I want to see any of us in a thong, skinny or not
:o
thank god for board shorts LOL
(and tank tops) sorry kids, won't post a pic LOL
Not sure if they're hiring but here are a couple of shops there ...
Electric Pencil
Ryans Graphics
... just do a search for them.
I'll be there in 3 weeks scoping it out :evil:
need someone to carry your bags?
:surfer:
A bud of mine called me last night from Kuai.(he goes for the winters)
I heard roosters cockling in the background.
I heard they have wild chickens all over in Hawaii,like squirrels here.
Have fun and don't forget us :wink:
Im hidings in yur luggage and Im wearin' yur clothes.
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/865/picture1zy4.png)
Ach, must you start posting kitteh pix here? MUST YOU?!
NO LOL CATS. Please!
yes'm. :cheesy:
Quote from: prepress_goddess on February 13, 2008, 11:25:37 PMI'll be there in 3 weeks scoping it out :evil:
I wonder if prepress_goddess decided to stay in Hawaii? Surely they have internet access there? :laugh:
If I was in Hawaii, I would not be on the internet either...
I would be on the beach, toes in the sand, sunglasses on, frosty drink in hand...
nowhere near a keyboard.
:surfer:
but that's just me.
your mileage may vary
seeing as most of us are hooked on B4P anyway
:laugh:
Quote from: david on March 28, 2008, 06:53:19 AMI would be on the beach, toes in the sand, sunglasses on, frosty drink in hand...
A frosty WHAT?
Quote from: david on March 28, 2008, 06:53:19 AMIf I was in Hawaii, I would not be on the internet either...
I would be on the beach, toes in the sand, sunglasses on, frosty drink in hand...
nowhere near a keyboard.
:surfer:
but that's just me.
your mileage may vary
seeing as most of us are hooked on B4P anyway
:laugh:
I wouldn't either on a vacation. Must be one heckuva long vacation.
Quote from: Zimmy3 on March 28, 2008, 08:52:53 AMQuote from: david on March 28, 2008, 06:53:19 AMI would be on the beach, toes in the sand, sunglasses on, frosty drink in hand...
A frosty WHAT?
(http://s220.photobucket.com/albums/dd148/davidma_01/th_frostydrink.jpg)
Your suppose to say Frosty MARGARITA !!!!
Cmon,Maeberry,your slippin :grin:
here you go Zimmy
(http://www.cosmicchile.com/cosmicchile/images/margarita-on-the-rocks.jpg)
or this
(http://www.mrmargaritatampa.com/images/Image/shoe_comic1.JPG)
...or just enyojing a frreeezzzy frappe!
Hey guys! Don't go so far. Just come to Mexico. You don't have to think it twice.
Beers and margaritas are everywhere.
Quote from: gnubler on November 06, 2007, 10:17:13 AMI think we should all team up with nocampo, buy a utopian Philippine island (there's only 7,107 of them), and call it Prepress Paradise. Obviously, there wouldn't be any actual prepress going on, but inbetween beers we would be hard at work maintaining the brewery and tending to the coconut rum distillery.
are you sure your not trying to seduce me?
Quote from: Edgar on August 11, 2008, 05:49:37 PM...or just enyojing a frreeezzzy frappe!
Hey guys! Don't go so far. Just come to Mexico. You don't have to think it twice.
Beers and margaritas are everywhere.
Where you been hiding Edgar ???
someone mention beer?
Quote from: The Stevinator on August 11, 2008, 08:08:33 PMQuote from: gnubler on November 06, 2007, 10:17:13 AMI think we should all team up with nocampo, buy a utopian Philippine island (there's only 7,107 of them), and call it Prepress Paradise. Obviously, there wouldn't be any actual prepress going on, but inbetween beers we would be hard at work maintaining the brewery and tending to the coconut rum distillery.
are you sure your not trying to seduce me?
Pretty sure.
Quote from: gnubler on August 12, 2008, 01:11:36 PMQuote from: The Stevinator on August 11, 2008, 08:08:33 PMQuote from: gnubler on November 06, 2007, 10:17:13 AMI think we should all team up with nocampo, buy a utopian Philippine island (there's only 7,107 of them), and call it Prepress Paradise. Obviously, there wouldn't be any actual prepress going on, but inbetween beers we would be hard at work maintaining the brewery and tending to the coconut rum distillery.
are you sure your not trying to seduce me?
Pretty sure.
She said "pretty sure" as opposed to "very sure".... the way I look at it, that's a maybe, dude. :cheesy:
Quote from: Earendil on August 12, 2008, 01:20:10 PMQuote from: gnubler on August 12, 2008, 01:11:36 PMQuote from: The Stevinator on August 11, 2008, 08:08:33 PMQuote from: gnubler on November 06, 2007, 10:17:13 AMI think we should all team up with nocampo, buy a utopian Philippine island (there's only 7,107 of them), and call it Prepress Paradise. Obviously, there wouldn't be any actual prepress going on, but inbetween beers we would be hard at work maintaining the brewery and tending to the coconut rum distillery.
are you sure your not trying to seduce me?
Pretty sure.
She said "pretty sure" as opposed to "very sure".... the way I look at it, that's a maybe, dude. :cheesy:
:tongue: :laugh:
I feel so conflicted. On one hand my dog hates squirrels, so naturally I'm not a big squirrel fan. Why? Because they go to the back window and tease her by eating their nuts and running around and she can't go out and chase them like she would want to.
On the other hand, I do enjoy being seduced.
Quote from: Zimmy3 on August 12, 2008, 07:08:26 AMQuote from: Edgar on August 11, 2008, 05:49:37 PM...or just enyojing a frreeezzzy frappe!
Hey guys! Don't go so far. Just come to Mexico. You don't have to think it twice.
Beers and margaritas are everywhere.
Where you been hiding Edgar ???
I was sleeping all this time. My dream was about the olimpic printing games.
Quote from: The Stevinator on August 12, 2008, 02:04:03 PMOn the other hand, I do enjoy being seduced.
Girls carry roofies? :laugh:
Quote from: ninjaPB_43 on August 12, 2008, 02:36:25 PMQuote from: The Stevinator on August 12, 2008, 02:04:03 PMOn the other hand, I do enjoy being seduced.
Girls carry roofies? :laugh:
"Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile."
"39 - 42 - 56...
you could say she's got it alllllllll"
Dammit, I told you I am not a size 14.
Did someone mention a size 14?
Okay, so you're not a size 14, but exactly which side of size 14 are you?
Quote from: tapdn on August 12, 2008, 03:29:07 PMOkay, so you're not a size 14, but exactly which side of size 14 are you?
(Crossing fingers, wishing frantically) bigger...bigger...bigger...bigger...
:laugh:
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on August 12, 2008, 03:31:11 PMQuote from: tapdn on August 12, 2008, 03:29:07 PMOkay, so you're not a size 14, but exactly which side of size 14 are you?
(Crossing fingers, wishing frantically) bigger...bigger...bigger...bigger...
Darnit! Can't you still love a lady that looks like a bag of bones? Kind of like a mutant hybrid of Olive Oyl and J-Lo...endowed with those powerful African American booticles.
Quote from: gnubler on August 12, 2008, 03:59:22 PMKind of like a mutant hybrid of Olive Oyl and J-Lo
JanubleOyl. :laugh:
Quote from: Earendil on August 12, 2008, 04:03:54 PMQuote from: gnubler on August 12, 2008, 03:59:22 PMKind of like a mutant hybrid of Olive Oyl and J-Lo
JanubleOyl. :laugh:
Hmm, "Januble Oil." That sounds sick - there might be a market for something like that.
Quote from: gnubler on August 12, 2008, 04:09:39 PMQuote from: Earendil on August 12, 2008, 04:03:54 PMQuote from: gnubler on August 12, 2008, 03:59:22 PMKind of like a mutant hybrid of Olive Oyl and J-Lo
JanubleOyl. :laugh:
Hmm, "Januble Oil." That sounds sick - there might be a market for something like that.
Sounds like the "romantic application" version of Soul-Glo. :afro:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3050/2621355899_86a32d39b1.jpg?v=0)
Just what does this have to do with a job in Hawaii? I saw new posts and got all excited that I might finally find a job there.. :ninjadisappointed: thanks guys! :cry:
:offtopic: :afro: :offtopic:
I think this went off topic in post #2.
(Oops...that was me! Bad admin!!! <======== :offtopic:
Quote from: Joe on August 13, 2008, 01:30:10 PMI think this went off topic in post #2.
(Oops...that was me! Bad admin!!! <======== :offtopic:
Get Hector on him!!! :lol:
Quote from: ninjaPB_43 on August 13, 2008, 01:52:36 PMQuote from: Joe on August 13, 2008, 01:30:10 PMI think this went off topic in post #2.
(Oops...that was me! Bad admin!!! <======== :offtopic:
Get Hector on him!!! :lol:
That reminds me... Is Don Ho still alive? I really enjoyed his special guest appearance in the Hawaii Brady Bunch 2 parter.
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on August 13, 2008, 09:19:29 PMQuote from: ninjaPB_43 on August 13, 2008, 01:52:36 PMQuote from: Joe on August 13, 2008, 01:30:10 PMI think this went off topic in post #2.
(Oops...that was me! Bad admin!!! <======== :offtopic:
Get Hector on him!!! :lol:
That reminds me... Is Don Ho still alive? I really enjoyed his special guest appearance in the Hawaii Brady Bunch 2 parter.
No.
How is the job hunting going on in Hawaii? Planning to stay there for my family.
Quote from: BillyRivs27 on January 11, 2011, 02:38:47 PMHow is the job hunting going on in Hawaii? Planning to stay there for my family.
Fine.
:laugh:
Quote from: BillyRivs27 on January 11, 2011, 02:38:47 PMHow is the job hunting going on in Hawaii? Planning to stay there for my family.
Too late, dude. There were a ton of prepress jobs in Hawaii, but a few of us took them all last month.
More sunscreen, born?
Joe, would you like another mai tai?
:cool:
I'm still waiting for one of you to oil my hairy back. :mrt:
Quote from: youston on January 11, 2011, 03:26:07 PMQuote from: BillyRivs27 on January 11, 2011, 02:38:47 PMHow is the job hunting going on in Hawaii? Planning to stay there for my family.
Too late, dude. There were a ton of prepress jobs in Hawaii, but a few of us took them all last month.
More sunscreen, born?
Joe, would you like another mai tai?
:cool:
No thanks, trying to quit :rimshot:
Quote from: gnubler on January 11, 2011, 03:28:03 PMI'm still waiting for one of you to oil my hairy back. :mrt:
I had the hair we shaved from ear's back made into a coat but I'm having trouble convincing any of the natives to buy it.
the damn sun here is incredible, need to get some more shades for the ole eyeballs, oh and yes, can I get another Mai tai?
(http://img4.myrecipes.com/i/recipes/su/08/09/mai-tai-su-1835314-l.jpg)
ahhh, much better, thankyouverymuch!
There's a new make of 'Hawaii Five-0' been done, correct? Anyone seen it?
Quote from: frailer on January 11, 2011, 08:59:55 PMThere's a new make of 'Hawaii Five-0' been done, correct? Anyone seen it?
Yes, it's quite good.
On a trivial note, the theme song for the new series is a re-recording of the theme song to the old series, performed by the same musicians.
Quote from: frailer on January 11, 2011, 08:59:55 PMThere's a new make of 'Hawaii Five-0' been done, correct? Anyone seen it?
Every week. And you can never go wrong looking at Grace Park in a bikini.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XmYwA_GdPeo/TQ0I9F3vqbI/AAAAAAAAM6E/OWT36Tn0AUc/s1600/grace_park_m1.jpg)
Quote from: Joe on January 11, 2011, 09:23:35 PMQuote from: frailer on January 11, 2011, 08:59:55 PMThere's a new make of 'Hawaii Five-0' been done, correct? Anyone seen it?
Every week. And you can never go wrong looking at Grace Park in a bikini.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XmYwA_GdPeo/TQ0I9F3vqbI/AAAAAAAAM6E/OWT36Tn0AUc/s1600/grace_park_m1.jpg)
So say we all!
(She was Boomer in the latest incarnation of Battlestar Galactica. heh. Boomer.)
Quote from: youston on January 11, 2011, 09:32:03 PMQuote from: Joe on January 11, 2011, 09:23:35 PMQuote from: frailer on January 11, 2011, 08:59:55 PMThere's a new make of 'Hawaii Five-0' been done, correct? Anyone seen it?
Every week. And you can never go wrong looking at Grace Park in a bikini.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XmYwA_GdPeo/TQ0I9F3vqbI/AAAAAAAAM6E/OWT36Tn0AUc/s1600/grace_park_m1.jpg)
So say we all!
(She was Boomer in the latest incarnation of Battlestar Galactica. heh. Boomer.)
Thanks. Added to my watch list.
Quote from: youston on January 11, 2011, 09:03:46 PMOn a trivial note, the theme song for the new series is a re-recording of the theme song to the old series, performed by the same musicians.
A little croaky, is it? :undecided:
Oh, Grace Park...right.... :wow: Hawaii Five-Whoa! :laugh:
Quote from: Joe on January 11, 2011, 09:42:17 PMQuote from: youston on January 11, 2011, 09:32:03 PMQuote from: Joe on January 11, 2011, 09:23:35 PMQuote from: frailer on January 11, 2011, 08:59:55 PMThere's a new make of 'Hawaii Five-0' been done, correct? Anyone seen it?
Every week. And you can never go wrong looking at Grace Park in a bikini.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XmYwA_GdPeo/TQ0I9F3vqbI/AAAAAAAAM6E/OWT36Tn0AUc/s1600/grace_park_m1.jpg)
So say we all!
(She was Boomer in the latest incarnation of Battlestar Galactica. heh. Boomer.)
Thanks. Added to my watch list.
Joe, it was the best television series I've ever seen. ENJOY!
Quote from: youston on January 11, 2011, 09:45:48 PMQuote from: Joe on January 11, 2011, 09:42:17 PMQuote from: youston on January 11, 2011, 09:32:03 PMQuote from: Joe on January 11, 2011, 09:23:35 PMQuote from: frailer on January 11, 2011, 08:59:55 PMThere's a new make of 'Hawaii Five-0' been done, correct? Anyone seen it?
Every week. And you can never go wrong looking at Grace Park in a bikini.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XmYwA_GdPeo/TQ0I9F3vqbI/AAAAAAAAM6E/OWT36Tn0AUc/s1600/grace_park_m1.jpg)
So say we all!
(She was Boomer in the latest incarnation of Battlestar Galactica. heh. Boomer.)
Thanks. Added to my watch list.
Joe, it was the best television series I've ever seen. ENJOY!
I think you mentioned that before to me but I don't think you mentioned Grace Park.
Quote from: frailer on January 11, 2011, 09:43:51 PMQuote from: youston on January 11, 2011, 09:03:46 PMOn a trivial note, the theme song for the new series is a re-recording of the theme song to the old series, performed by the same musicians.
A little croaky, is it? :undecided:
Oh, Grace Park...right.... :wow: Hawaii Five-Whoa! :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Hawaii Five-Whoa!
Excellent.
Quote from: frailer on January 11, 2011, 09:43:51 PMQuote from: youston on January 11, 2011, 09:03:46 PMOn a trivial note, the theme song for the new series is a re-recording of the theme song to the old series, performed by the same musicians.
A little croaky, is it? :undecided:
Oh, Grace Park...right.... :wow: Hawaii Five-Whoa! :laugh:
HAWAII FIVE-O: "LIVE THEME MUSIC VIDEO" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKJ2HiMnq_A&feature=related#ws)
Comment retracted. :laugh: Nice.
Quote from: Joe on January 11, 2011, 09:47:58 PMI think you mentioned that before to me but I don't think you mentioned Grace Park.
My bad. She's in every episode.