Unbelievable Resource!

[G_Town]

Morning's ass. It's all day. I chew minty gum and it seems to help. That and lemonade.

Next time you are hanging with friends, preferably drunk (you got 9 months before you can try it drunk) bet someone they can't eat six saltines in one minute, nothing to drink.

They bet me at our Xmas party,  you wind up with a mouth full of sawdust I started laughing and shot cracker dust all over the table...ahh good times.

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

Bullshit, I have done it. It is hard, but not impossible. I can't do 7, but I can do 6.

[Skryber]

I'm trying it sober tonight.

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

I must warn you... it isn't pretty. Hold it in, don't spit! Swallow hard and create a pocket in the side of your mouth to collect saliva... add a little to the paste ever so often, chewing and swallowing a little at a time!

[Joe]

Are we talking 6 full saltines (4 squares * 6 saltines = 24 squares) or 6 "squares"?

[Skryber]

I couldn't eat 24 squares in one minute with water.

[G_Town]

Bullshit, I have done it. It is hard, but not impossible. I can't do 7, but I can do 6.

Well your mouth is quite large and accommodating :wink:

[G_Town]

Are we talking 6 full saltines (4 squares * 6 saltines = 24 squares) or 6 "squares"?

6 individual crackers or 3 2-packs of crackers from Wendys.

6 of these.

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

Are we talking 6 full saltines (4 squares * 6 saltines = 24 squares) or 6 "squares"?

6 individual crackers or 3 2-packs of crackers from Wendys.

6 of these.

Hahahahaha, Wendy's, that's where I got mine.

[G_Town]

I must warn you... it isn't pretty. Hold it in, don't spit! Swallow hard and create a pocket in the side of your mouth to collect saliva... add a little to the paste ever so often, chewing and swallowing a little at a time!

Damn you no coaching FFS, it must be spontaneous.

[Ear]

Bullshit, I have done it. It is hard, but not impossible. I can't do 7, but I can do 6.

This is because you have perpetual cotton mouth.... your mouth-sawdust tolerance is higher than most.

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

True, but I wasn't the pot-head I am now, back then. That took years of conditioning.

[Joe]

If I were to eat 6 of those I would be deathly ill so I'll pass.

[David]

I'd choke, then spit them out, and choke again...

for some reason, I'm real thirsty now...


 :shocked:

[Skryber]

I had the 4th in my mouth. I shall try again with crackers that aren't stale.