Canon rage

Started by DigiCorn, October 16, 2013, 02:03:08 PM

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DigiCorn

Not too bad. I now see why we got such a smoking great deal on this Image Press 600, though. It has some kind of weird plug and needs 208 VAC instead of the traditional 240, so the transformer we got won't work with it; The electrician is having all sorts of problems. I think it was originally manufactured for a former Soviet bloc country that no longer exists.
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

Fontaholic

Quote from: DigiCorn on October 16, 2013, 02:03:08 PMNot too bad. I now see why we got such a smoking great deal on this Image Press 600, though. It has some kind of weird plug and needs 208 VAC instead of the traditional 240, so the transformer we got won't work with it; The electrician is having all sorts of problems. I think it was originally manufactured for a former Soviet bloc country that no longer exists.

Well, it didn't take very long for this thread to spring into being, now, did it...?   :tongue:

Cheers, John the Fontaholic

David

he has rage for everything, thank god he got into prepress.

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DigiCorn

Quote from: david on October 16, 2013, 03:06:22 PMhe has rage for everything, thank god he got into prepress.
A little beer at home later will put out that fire.
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

born2print

New thread:
"Corn rage"  :laugh:
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but...

gnubler

We have a general rage thread, I think. Just rage about everything, it really helps with depression.

We had a similar electrical issue when a copier digital press came in last year...pressman spent the weekend rewiring the power and it turned out to be wrong once the machine came in.  :laugh:
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Quote from: pspdfppdfx on December 06, 2012, 05:03:51 PM
So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Fontaholic

Quote from: born2print on October 16, 2013, 03:43:24 PMNew thread:
"Corn rage"  :laugh:

The only "corn rage" I get typically has to do with my next movement after a meal that involves cor--

--What?  Too much information?   :wink:

Cheers, John the Fontaholic

Farabomb

I never rage about that, I'm just real curious how that makes it through seemingly intact yet other plant matter does not.

I love when something new is coming in and the boss, after warnings not to, goes ahead and plumbs something in or runs wire without checking with anyone. He does it to "save time" yet not once has it been correct and always, always has to be redone. So now you saved no time, wasted money on material we can't use and wasted your time when you should be out selling, billing or writing up job tickets.
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Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
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David

I did research on that...
it actually does go through, but not "untouched".
What you see is actually an empty corn kernel, the interior has been digested, just not the outer kernel.

Just FYI...


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DigiCorn

You don't see me saying "Fuck Canon," (yet).
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

delooch

the only issue we had was that Ray Morgan wanted 5' of clearance behind the machine for maintenance access.  the fucking thing sits awkwardly out in the middle of the room, and they have NEVER accessed anything behind it in the years weve had it..

Fontaholic

Quote from: DigiCorn on October 17, 2013, 08:10:34 AMYou don't see me saying "Fuck Canon," (yet).

*checks watch*

 :laugh:

Cheers, John the Fontaholic

Possum

Quote from: delooch on October 17, 2013, 08:50:36 AMthe only issue we had was that Ray Morgan wanted 5' of clearance behind the machine for maintenance access.  the fucking thing sits awkwardly out in the middle of the room, and they have NEVER accessed anything behind it in the years weve had it..

Hiding place?
Tall tree, short ropes, fix stupid.

DigiCorn

for naps. Like Costanza.
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

born2print

Quote from: david on October 17, 2013, 07:47:49 AMI did research on that...
it actually does go through, but not "untouched".
What you see is actually an empty corn kernel, the interior has been digested, just not the outer kernel.

Just FYI...


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Learn something every day!  :lmao:
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but...