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[Joe]

Here ya go...

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

Oooo, shiny. I want a badge.

[Joe]

Oooo, shiny. I want a badge.

You'll need to brush up on your grammar. Gnubler and youston grade the test papers. Do YOU have what it takes?

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

WHy do we give away grammar badges on a Prepress forum? You know some of us are completely illiterate. Some of us are drop outs. Some of us work Prepress because Hell would not take us and Heaven is afraid we'll take over. It's a lonely life, the Prepress guy. Conformity is not a strong suit.

[youston]

Oooo, shiny. I want a badge.

You'll need to brush up on your grammar. Gnubler and youston grades the test papers. Do YOU have what it takes?

Not everyone does.  :angry:

[Joe]

Oooo, shiny. I want a badge.

You'll need to brush up on your grammar. Gnubler and youston grades the test papers. Do YOU have what it takes?

Not everyone does.  :angry:

Hey, I'm just here for the free chicken dinners.

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

Free chicken? Where?

[Joe]

Lunch room.

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

Lunch room.

Mmmmm, chicken.

[Joe]

Damn, I've made myself hungry now.

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

Your fur is the same color as that chicken skin!(Slurp)

[gnubler]

Excellent work, grammarians. Yes, DCS - you're in the club with us, as I detected your written language skills to be in the 98th percentile within hours of you joining the forum.

But why does the Nazi shit keeping dropping in? Personally I prefer to keep it non-political and prefer the term Grammar Pig.

[DCurry]

Yeah, Grammar Pig sounds better. I usually bite my tongue (fingertips?) online with grammar problems because it pisses people off, but since you guys have no qualms about it I'll take the gloves off.

My wife saw a story on TV about a couple of guys who drive around he country fixing bad grammar and spelling on signs, with or without permission from the sign owners.

On my way in to work today, I drove past the local Coca-Cola plant and there is a sign out front that says the grounds are "partolled" by security 24 hours a day.

[gnubler]

On my way in to work today, I drove past the local Coca-Cola plant and there is a sign out front that says the grounds are "partolled" by security 24 hours a day.

Sad. Youston can probably fix it, he's closer. I think I can top that, though.

I've seen a sign here, it's an outdoor banner professionally done, bright yellow material with big black letters. Only there's something very wrong with the letters: First, they read "Two Month's Free!". Second...........................................they're set in Comic Sans.

:cry:

[DCurry]

Ahh, the greedy apostrophe. That's crazy. Everyone knows they should have used Papyrus.