Today - something NEW!

[DigiCorn]

This thread of made-up words is fun! They're making my rear troxell glapund in a really florse way!

That's a remarkably cromulent statement.

[born2print]

Cast thee not any further disparaging remarks upon my cromuli!

[born2print]

Made-up dirty words might be fun too.
Ever heard of a tisn't?

[DigiCorn]

Made-up dirty words might be fun too.
Ever heard of a tisn't?

No. But I've heard of a t'aint.

Because it t'aint your balls, and it t'aint your ass.

[Possum]

We had a word like that: styme. That plate has styme on it. What's styme? Look at your watch.

Likewise with smatter.

[DigiCorn]

We had a word like that: styme. That plate has styme on it. What's styme? Look at your watch.

Likewise with smatter.

What's styme?
It's time to get ill!

~the Beastie Boys

Whenever I hear someone say, "what's the time?" that's how I answer it. Just like with, "Stop." I have to add, "collaborate and listen," but sometimes I say, "hammer time."

[born2print]

That reminds me of the time I lost my dickfore.

My favorite made-up phrase is not dirty, it is skeptic munge.
That is the imprint left in your skin after pressed against a rough surface for an adequate amount of time.
It's akin to but not quite pillow face.
My son likes it so much, he wants to use it for a band name.

[DigiCorn]

Hear me out; I think the funniest word in the English language is... squat

But the one that most evokes a physical reaction is moist.

[born2print]

Moist def gets all the reactions! lol
Reminds me of the vegetarian girlfriend I once had, I'd tell you all about it, but you've prolly never heard of herbivore.

[DCurry]

I like henway. 

[Tracy]

 What's a Henway?

[David]

about 10 pounds...

[born2print]

That's a bloody big hen!
Oh yeah, Texas, nvm

[David]

[born2print]

Wow!!