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Re: Maintenance Contracts
« Reply #60 on: December 30, 2009, 12:56:39 PM »




I have tried Dave. Joe's a hard ass more on me than anyone else... it's a father/son thing. Every time I bring it up, the name switch, he says, "Damnit DCS, your mother and I went to a lot of trouble naming you DigitalCrapShoveler! No name changing and NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!"

He beats me about the neck, chest, breast, small of the back area daily. Help.


How did you get out of your closet this morning? And make sure you're wearing the turtleneck when you go out in public to hide the neck bruises!

But seriously, changing your screen name would surely cause the universe to implode into itself and disappear taking every life form with it.

I am ready to go over to Denny's for breakfast though.


I hate turtlenecks papa... please no! :shocked:

I only have a few posts, would it really matter? :laugh:

Denny's it is. You don't mind do you Denny? Denny loves Denny's.


So, you think you're a post ho lil' buddy.


No, I personally don't think so. :laugh:

If PB wouldn't have become a CSR and got the lockdown, or Chelle wouldn't have got her job at Target, I would be way down on the list.
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Re: Maintenance Contracts
« Reply #61 on: December 30, 2009, 12:59:47 PM »


So, you think you're a post ho lil' buddy.


No, I personally don't think so. :laugh:

If PB wouldn't have become a CSR and got the lockdown, or Chelle wouldn't have got her job at Target, I would be way down on the list.


Only 68 to go.
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Re: Maintenance Contracts
« Reply #62 on: December 30, 2009, 01:00:42 PM »



So, you think you're a post ho lil' buddy.


No, I personally don't think so. :laugh:

If PB wouldn't have become a CSR and got the lockdown, or Chelle wouldn't have got her job at Target, I would be way down on the list.


Only 68 to go.


I know... so exciting.
Bates  •  Vorhees  •  Meyers  •  Krueger  •  Hobbs  •  Lecter  •  Dollarhyde  •  Bateman  •  Gumb  •  Doe  •  Morgan •  Todd •  Kevin •  DCS •  Kasem

"Does it really matter? There's shit in the meat and we're all pink inside. Live a little..." The Gnub

"I look forward to the sweet release of death..." Dave, on behalf of all Prepress

Member #285 • OG PH8 • Award-Winning • Population Control Enthusiast • Master of Freehand Jobs • Hater of All • Prodigy of Addition & Subtraction