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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2007, 01:05:28 PM »

where's my swimming suit...


You mean your leopard print SPEEDO?
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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2007, 01:24:36 PM »
nothin says loving...

like the Hoff



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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2007, 01:48:31 PM »
AAAAAAAAAAHHAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!

Wrong thread  wrong thread!!   backing out, beep beep beep beep..


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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2007, 02:49:31 PM »
hey, found this on craigslist:


http://honolulu.craigslist.org/mau/med/469528763.html
Requirements:
Flash (flawless design)
Corporate Design Style
PHP
CSS
HTML
Forms
Photoshop
QuarkExpress



and this:

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/med/467393039.html

Requirements:
· Bachelor's or Associate's degree in Visual Communications or Graphic Design
· 1-2+ years of work experience, ideally in publication/advertising
· Must possess great organizational skills
· Thorough knowledge of QuarkXpress, Adobe CS2 (InDesign, Photoshop, Illustrator in OS X
· Can-do attitude and ability to smile under pressure
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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2007, 02:53:18 PM »
I start on Monday. The commute is going to be a bitch though! ;)
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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2007, 02:54:09 PM »
myself, I'm looking for a ride...

maybe carpool?
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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2007, 02:55:32 PM »
OH MAN!!!!!!!


job of a lifetime:


AMATURE THONG MODELS Wanted!!!!!

Reply to: job-463727086@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-29, 8:10PM HST


Aloha!

Pro photographer looking to take thong photos for soon to launch website. (All thongs, the photo shoot will be on the beach early morning hours)This is a new and innovative project. We only need shots from your lower waist to just below your Okole(butt). you can have all of our edited okole shots.

We are prepared to pay you $50.00 per hour! Just to show off your thong!

If you are a model and you want to take a photo portfolio session we will do that for you and your payment is the portfolio.

Everything is agreed upon before the shoot and signed contracts are a must! You have to provide proof of age upon contract signing!

The thong shots will be used for a portion on our upcoming website only.


WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU NOW:

If you are interested then you will need to provide a photo of yourself, full body shot. We have to ensure that you are really who you say you are! We do not have time to waste.

We are looking for the "average beach goer" that is height and weight proportionate. You must be over the age of 18!

If you are interested please send your reply with photos....

NEXT PHOTO SHOOT DATE: 10, 11 and 17, 18 November 2007!!! (Due to Last Weeks rain)

We are set to shoot early morning on location. Times will be given upon selection. We are always looking so if you miss this session there is two more. We will post the next photo shoot date soon!

Thank all of you for your awesome responses!!!!!!!!!!


Location: Oahu
Compensation: $50.00
This is a contract job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2007, 02:57:28 PM »
might need to do the full body wax for this...
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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2007, 12:33:55 PM »

We are looking for the "average beach goer" that is height and weight proportionate. 


In the US, that's a total oxymoron. The "average" beach goer looks more like a beached whale. Maybe more health-minded people in Hawaii though.
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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2007, 12:57:01 PM »
average my ass for sure...


more like height and weight non proportional, more rounded, pale, and shiny than anything.
at least in these here parts anyway.
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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2007, 01:13:55 PM »
I consider myself in shape......Round is a shape.......
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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2007, 01:25:13 PM »


We are looking for the "average beach goer" that is height and weight proportionate. 


In the US, that's a total oxymoron. The "average" beach goer looks more like a beached whale. Maybe more health-minded people in Hawaii though.
Not really, obesity is a "huge" problem in HI.
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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2007, 01:40:59 PM »
it would be an even bigger problem if most of us were to go there and try on a thong...


except for Jez, being skinny an all.

not sure if I want to see any of us in a thong, skinny or not



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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2007, 09:40:13 PM »

it would be an even bigger problem if most of us were to go there and try on a thong...


except for Jez, being skinny an all.

not sure if I want to see any of us in a thong, skinny or not



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Re: Job in Hawaii?
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2008, 03:50:01 PM »
Not sure if they're hiring but here are a couple of shops there ...

Electric Pencil
Ryans Graphics

... just do a search for them.