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Offline tapdn

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Re: PTR-8000 Dead
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2010, 02:18:19 PM »
gawldanged jock itch is driving me crazy!
Where's that can of WD-40?
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Re: PTR-8000 Dead
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2010, 02:30:18 PM »
I hear rubber rejuvenator will solve jock itch. Certainly cleans up engine blocks - hole or no hole.

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Re: PTR-8000 Dead
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2010, 02:36:48 PM »
 :laugh:

duck tape if it moves and shouldn't and WD-40 if it should move and won't
usually fried mate - sometimes pickled - often scrambled - never beaten
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No, he's well within his rights to diss cake. Pie, on the other hand, is waaaayyyy off limits.
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Re: PTR-8000 Dead
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2010, 02:54:49 PM »
Anybody in the area come on down to my shop tonight. We have meets there every other thursday to BS and talk about cars. Free Pizza and soda, bring your own beer or come before I drink all of mine. Address is in the link in my sig.  :cool:

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It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
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Re: PTR-8000 Dead
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2010, 03:03:14 PM »

:laugh:

duck tape if it moves and shouldn't and WD-40 if it should move and won't


Duct Tape = Mexican Sheet Metal
WD-40 = Redneck KY Jelly

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Re: PTR-8000 Dead
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2010, 03:08:14 PM »
PB Blaster > WD-40
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

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It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
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Re: PTR-8000 Dead
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2010, 03:12:59 PM »
PB Blaster - Yogurt Cannon.
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Re: PTR-8000 Dead
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2010, 03:19:44 PM »

duck tape if it moves and shouldn't and WD-40 if it should move and won't


Quack! There used to be a morning show on the radio when I was in college in Fresno many years ago that had the "manly interval." To play a game, or get on air, you had to rip off a section of duct tape or spray some wd-40. Later, they organized a "running of the sheep." They also played segments of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Manly


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Re: PTR-8000 Dead
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2010, 03:27:15 PM »

PB Blaster - Yogurt Cannon.


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« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2010, 03:29:45 PM »
Good times. :laugh:
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Re: PTR-8000 Dead
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2010, 04:27:08 PM »


Mmmm. Penetrating.

Dogma is one of my favorite Kevin Smith movies and not just because of the salma hayek stripping scene.
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Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear date=1459965256 link=msg=278846
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It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin

My other job