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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2010, 03:28:40 PM »
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2010, 03:47:16 PM »
as long as you don't use all of these:

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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2010, 03:53:45 PM »

Tell your wife to suck it up dude, show her who the man is you puss. Get your balls out of her purse and say "No we are staying here". Why do we always have to make the sacrifice because the wife gets a burr up her ass but yet we are to always suck it up when it comes to our jobs. WTF

What are you trying to say peon? Those who know the english language the most (the Brits) would save their breath and say instead   "ninjaPB, your bollocks are shrinking."  :laugh:
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2010, 03:56:00 PM »
Whipped.
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So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2010, 04:05:36 PM »


Tell your wife to suck it up dude, show her who the man is you puss. Get your balls out of her purse and say "No we are staying here". Why do we always have to make the sacrifice because the wife gets a burr up her ass but yet we are to always suck it up when it comes to our jobs. WTF

What are you trying to say peon? Those who know the english language the most (the Brits) would save their breath and say instead   "ninjaPB, your bollocks are shrinking."  :laugh:


They certainly haven't shrunk any at all.  I just cant seem to find where she's hiding them.   :embarrassed: 

Actually, the reality is that I've made a few missteps in the past year and a half, and having a hard time figuring out where to go from here.  :cry:
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2010, 04:07:56 PM »
People will notice the change in your attitude towards them, but won't notice their behavior that made you change.  -Bob Marley

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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2010, 09:57:10 PM »
It would be a three hour commute but here it is http://www.printworkers.com/Default.cfm?fuseaction=search.3&ID=33426

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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2010, 10:35:23 PM »
If that's not a sales position, PB probably isn't interested. :cheesy:
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So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2010, 11:57:22 PM »

If that's not a sales position, PB probably isn't interested. :cheesy:


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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2010, 11:58:33 PM »

It would be a three hour commute but here it is http://www.printworkers.com/Default.cfm?fuseaction=search.3&ID=33426


Yea, it's not the only one in the Dallas area either. Trust me, I know all about the difference in print community from Dallas to Houston. REALLY big difference. :cry:
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2010, 07:10:40 AM »
i need a job too :azn:

skilled drinker, can fuck up cs3, macs, rips, bar stools, ctp, drink dev like there's no tomorrow, can use adobe, drink lager, fall over and NOT break anything - am a good natured drunk and pleasant to be around, and am partial to curry.

main attributes: skin tougher n a tuff skinned thing, plenty of attitude (none of it good), cracking left right combo punch when called for, no kiss ass tendencies (unless she's perty), can supply references when inmate 696969 gets out in 15 years, and eat cucumber sanries on the lawn at buck-pal with her maj liz

main interests: pron, pron, drink, pron, drink, drink, drink and curry - oh and sport - ohh and pron - did I miss anything :rolleyes:

so - any takers? :kiss:
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2010, 07:12:19 AM »
and wtf is a sanrie??????????

sanrie> icelandic for "been on the fozzys again have we?"
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2010, 07:18:56 AM »

i need a job too :azn:

skilled drinker, can fuck up cs3, macs, rips, bar stools, ctp, drink dev like there's no tomorrow, can use adobe, drink lager, fall over and NOT break anything - am a good natured drunk and pleasant to be around, and am partial to dcurry.

main attributes: skin tougher n a tuff skinned thing, plenty of attitude (none of it good), cracking left right combo punch when called for, no kiss ass tendencies (unless she's perty), can supply references when inmate 696969 gets out in 15 years, and eat cucumber sanries on the lawn at buck-pal with her maj liz

main interests: pron, pron, drink, pron, drink, drink, drink and dcurry - oh and sport - ohh and pron - did I miss anything :rolleyes:

so - any takers? :kiss:

So, you're partial to DCurry?  :laugh:

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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2010, 07:49:26 AM »

i need a job too :azn:

skilled drinker, can fuck up cs3, macs, rips, bar stools, ctp, drink dev like there's no tomorrow, can use adobe, drink lager, fall over and NOT break anything - am a good natured drunk and pleasant to be around, and am partial to curry.

main attributes: skin tougher n a tuff skinned thing, plenty of attitude (none of it good), cracking left right combo punch when called for, no kiss ass tendencies (unless she's perty), can supply references when inmate 696969 gets out in 15 years, and eat cucumber sanries on the lawn at buck-pal with her maj liz

main interests: pron, pron, drink, pron, drink, drink, drink and curry - oh and sport - ohh and pron - did I miss anything :rolleyes:

so - any takers? :kiss:


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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2010, 09:03:45 AM »

It would be a three hour commute but here it is http://www.printworkers.com/Default.cfm?fuseaction=search.3&ID=33426


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