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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #90 on: July 26, 2010, 05:03:21 PM »




But I just thought the nature of it was getting a little insulting and childish.


Why, 'cuz Cali sucks azz?

I don't know why you're acting all proud, as if you own California or something. That land was stolen from the Native people.

So was Arizona and New Mexico, but you don't hear those people bragging. Then again, you do hear the guys in Texas bragging.


uhh, not just the southwest. but the entire nation. Let's not forget our past, shall we?


ahhh yes, our proud past... the introduction of Fire-Water and Syphilis to the native people. 
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #91 on: July 26, 2010, 05:04:49 PM »
Can't we all just get along?

Unite and kill all Taliban.
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #92 on: July 26, 2010, 05:09:38 PM »

Can't we all just get along?

Unite and kill all Taliban.


That sounds like the words of a republican...   :puke2:
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #93 on: July 26, 2010, 05:12:42 PM »
I'm better at killing brain cells.
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #94 on: July 26, 2010, 05:13:39 PM »
Lawn???? Now that just too fancy smancy name for us'ens! I got a yard... place where you put all the chit ya don't be wantin in the house anymore.
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #95 on: July 26, 2010, 05:14:32 PM »


Can't we all just get along?

Unite and kill all Taliban.


That sounds like the words of a republican...   :puke2:

I know. Doesn't it? I'm anti anti-American.
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #96 on: July 26, 2010, 05:31:12 PM »

Lawn???? Now that just too fancy smancy name for us'ens! I got a yard... place where you put all the chit ya don't be wantin in the house anymore.
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #97 on: July 26, 2010, 06:58:07 PM »
 :laugh:

...that's my attempt at Hillbilly talk.
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #98 on: July 26, 2010, 07:02:23 PM »

:laugh:

...that's my attempt at Hillbilly talk.


Ah, I see. I was going more for 'fogey.'  :old:

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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #99 on: July 26, 2010, 08:36:53 PM »
STFU friggin pup!  :laugh:
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #100 on: July 29, 2010, 11:58:43 AM »


I found the PERFECT job!!!

http://houston.craigslist.org/lab/1849655247.html


Wow, really? Do you have to wear a clown costume or gorilla suit (not pictured) or are you allowed to wear the miniskirt and let it all hang out.

A few months ago I saw one of those poor fools dressed up in a Statue of Liberty costume and a handful of balloons during tax season, drawing attention to a tax preparation place. The fact that he was a really tall black guy made it worth a picture.


What the hell were you doing in my town? Had that down the street from me during tax season. He looked so unamused.
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #101 on: August 18, 2010, 09:21:56 PM »


Okay...

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Union members hold up "I want to work" placards as they join a protest of several thousand people demanding jobs outside City Hall in Los Angeles on August 13, 2010.


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So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #102 on: August 18, 2010, 10:52:55 PM »
Where'd you find that? I'm actually in that picture.
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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #103 on: August 18, 2010, 10:57:20 PM »

Where'd you find that? I'm actually in that picture.


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Re: No really, I need a job
« Reply #104 on: August 18, 2010, 11:12:52 PM »


Where'd you find that? I'm actually in that picture.


I see no one without pants.


Oh crap you're right that's not me. Besides, I'm not black anyway.   :shocked:
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