No really, I need a job

[gnubler]

i need a job too

skilled drinker, can fuck up cs3, macs, rips, bar stools, ctp, drink dev like there's no tomorrow, can use adobe, drink lager, fall over and NOT break anything - am a good natured drunk and pleasant to be around, and am partial to curry.

main attributes: skin tougher n a tuff skinned thing, plenty of attitude (none of it good), cracking left right combo punch when called for, no kiss ass tendencies (unless she's perty), can supply references when inmate 696969 gets out in 15 years, and eat cucumber sanries on the lawn at buck-pal with her maj liz

main interests: pron, pron, drink, pron, drink, drink, drink and curry - oh and sport - ohh and pron - did I miss anything

so - any takers?

You rip bar stools and drink developer? You're hired, come over.

[david]

watch out beer, he's into nuts and stuff...

[Tracy]

sounds like beer is qualified for printing!

[david]

and then some!

[ninjaPB_43]

i need a job too

skilled drinker, can fuck up cs3, macs, rips, bar stools, ctp, drink dev like there's no tomorrow, can use adobe, drink lager, fall over and NOT break anything - am a good natured drunk and pleasant to be around, and am partial to curry.

main attributes: skin tougher n a tuff skinned thing, plenty of attitude (none of it good), cracking left right combo punch when called for, no kiss ass tendencies (unless she's perty), can supply references when inmate 696969 gets out in 15 years, and eat cucumber sanries on the lawn at buck-pal with her maj liz

main interests: pron, pron, drink, pron, drink, drink, drink and curry - oh and sport - ohh and pron - did I miss anything

so - any takers?

  Hang on, I'm on my way 'cross the pond to burn down several pubs with you after which I'll share this new thing the internet has to offer called Pron. You're going to love it.

[ninjaPB_43]

I found the PERFECT job!!!

http://houston.craigslist.org/lab/1849655247.html


really? They pay these people $9.50/hr? I've seen them and thought, "wow, what a waste of that company's money."

Now I think it's an even bigger waste.   :nuclearexplosion:

[gnubler]

I found the PERFECT job!!!

http://houston.craigslist.org/lab/1849655247.html

Wow, really? Do you have to wear a clown costume or gorilla suit (not pictured) or are you allowed to wear the miniskirt and let it all hang out.

A few months ago I saw one of those poor fools dressed up in a Statue of Liberty costume and a handful of balloons during tax season, drawing attention to a tax preparation place. The fact that he was a really tall black guy made it worth a picture.

[Captain_Type]

I found the PERFECT job!!!

http://houston.craigslist.org/lab/1849655247.html


really? They pay these people $9.50/hr? I've seen them and thought, "wow, what a waste of that company's money."

Now I think it's an even bigger waste.   :nuclearexplosion:

That ad single-handedly explains the exclamation point shortage.

[DigiCorn]

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1857130949.html <--Jelly Beans!!!!!!

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1855984450.html <-- Rohnert Park is a very nice place near Napa Valley

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1844978313.html <-- for Gnub

[youston]

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1857130949.html <--Jelly Beans!!!!!!

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1855984450.html <-- Rohnert Park is a very nice place near Napa Valley

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1844978313.html <-- for Gnub

With PB in Houston, I'm wondering what the point of this is? Rubbing his nose in it is all I can think of.

[ninjaPB_43]

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1857130949.html <--Jelly Beans!!!!!!

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1855984450.html <-- Rohnert Park is a very nice place near Napa Valley

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1844978313.html <-- for Gnub

I wouldn't live in California if I was promised a 7 figure salary and daily reach around from a different playmate.  ...Just sayin'.

[DigitalCrapShoveler]

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1857130949.html <--Jelly Beans!!!!!!

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1855984450.html <-- Rohnert Park is a very nice place near Napa Valley

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/med/1844978313.html <-- for Gnub

I wouldn't live in California if I was promised a 7 figure salary and daily reach around from a different playmate.  ...Just sayin'.

Liar. What if we threw in a llama?

[ninjaPB_43]

Liar. What if we threw in a llama?

Nope. The point was that there isn't an offer good enough. I will NEVER live in California. I will only live here for my wife, and back in NC, period. 

[DigiCorn]

With PB in Houston, I'm wondering what the point of this is? Rubbing his nose in it is all I can think of.

Nobody's saying he can't move. Sure it's a PITA, but I guess it depends on how badly you want to work. I've relocated several times for work. Plus, if there's any Cali people out there who want to relocate a few miles, there's that too (I'm looking at you, Delooch).

[DigiCorn]

Liar. What if we threw in a llama?

Nope. The point was that there isn't an offer good enough. I will NEVER live in California. I will only live here for my wife, and back in NC, period. 

Sorry you got Left Coast hang ups. The West Coast is the Best Coast.